He lives in Brazil and is still a virgin

>he lives in Brazil and is still a virgin
LITERALLY HOW

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this, only first worlders can still be virgins past age 20

Uh...

brapzil

Sounds like a virgin projecting themselves... It's not like only women in Brazil like sex...

indeed

I read that the average age of losing your virginity in india is 22

How?

shut up Rahjeed, your parents fix you up with a wife when you are still a child
you have no excuse for virginity, your society already took care of that problem for you
meanwhile the rest of us here in the west are doomed and need to pray everyday in the hopes of finding a girl who is interested in us

Well, most Brazilian women look nothing like those girls you see on instagram or tumblr collectathon profiles.

maybe you do, but I don't

you'd be a loser anywhere

That ain't no girl.

Who is that?

wtf im gay?!?

By being in the bottom 0.000005% of desirable men.

Yes it is, I just matched with her, she lives in São Paulo

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Well you better like chorizo.

aww wouldve been hotter if she was a boy

>shut up Rahjeed, your parents fix you up with a wife when you are still a child
Uh, no.

Tfw no brazillian braphog gf

im pretty sure thats a dude

I aint having sex with monkeys to get aids

female or transsexual?

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Thank me later fags
I am jealous of brazilions desu

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that would be extremely hot

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wait wtf he's really a boy?!?!?!?

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG WTF WTF WHY IS BRAZIL SO LEWD WTF WAIT FOR ME I DON'T CARE ABOUT FAVELAS JUST GIVE ME THAT THICC FEMININE DICC

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21 and permavirgin here

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just take hormones and become thicc femboys and then throw parties for all Jow Forumsernational friends, we come visit brazil and we all lose virginity toghether

>tfw not born in Brasil

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Women are the same everywhere you go.

I have other priorities.

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I'm virgin and I'm 29 yrs old

I'll only have sex when i'm able to have sex slaves

there's no sharia to restrain you from hedonist lifestyle and casual sex, so why?

I decided to wait.

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>Eu escolhi esperar
O cara não conseguiu comer ninguém quando era adolescente porque é mais feio que meu saco com cãibra e agora fica mandando essa desculpinha pra ser virjão

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This. Eu sei que sou feio e não tento arranjar nenhuma outra explicação além de que sou feio e chato. Esse tipo de gente é ainda mais patético que eu.

Só estou fazendo propaganda do meu produto, brasileiro burro.

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Welcome to club.
Now you can fap shamelessly to hot traps like everybody else here.
You knew that was going to happen the very first moment you came here.