Are you guys sure you know what you're doing?

Are you guys sure you know what you're doing?

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>WW3
>EU vs. Rus front
>USA vs. China front

Who will win?

Remove the soviet star from the hat amd have yuros asking trump if he knows what he's doing. Then you have a clever sketch.

The Jews

USA can do whatever they want, we can't

>flag
Don't get too excited with that sniper

Russia is a meme, China is the destiny of the Asian continent. Fuck the yanks Belt and Road now.

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eu vs rus - rus
ch vs usa - both will die because us corporations rely too much on china

Nah, we just sit and let them come. Wonder how many millions it takes this time.

>Russia in the comic: mighty bear
>Russia in reality: lower GDP than Italy
Lmao

How does Italy look in comics?

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people are afraid of the ussr and it doesn't exist anymore the mighty russia thing is long dead

This

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australians if they lay low

nah russia has the gdp if a single eu country. economies win wars especially world wars.

EU vs Russia -> Russia win
USA vs Russia -> USA win
USA vs China -> Russia win

why do you vodka niggers so sure you could win a war against a foe roughly 14 times stronger (sans us)

Because it's a fact. Europe's only real army are American forces stationed there.

Of course the EU would kick the shit out of Rus'same GDP as fucking Australia'sia and America would stomp China but it would sink the world economy

They have tigers.
Seriously though it seems Russia will never understand that it's no longer Soviet Union and in the big boys club.
They just have nukes, but so does Pakistan and Best Korea. It's closer to them than to EU, USA and China.
They should stop larping superpower seeing it just bankrupts them in the long run. You play a superpower with limited resources

>You play a superpower with limited resources
You can't play/act a superpower with limited resources and GDP of Canada

Which is why half of yurop is irrationally pissing itself and taking austere measures against Russia due to vague and localised """events"""

Because it's a good thing for everyone:
>your government seems stronger because it's facing an enemy, so it preserves national unity
>the military gets more funding
>people forget about their problems because they can't be weak in an emergency situation
Having an enemy is always good

Russia smashes EU
China and McDonalds fuck up each other but maybe the chinese end up winning because "muh millions of soldiers"


With the manslaughter the white man completes (((their))) plan and the world becomes totally brown and yellow.

>not realising russia is an ally of ours

>Three meme countries poking the Russian bear
>The world's sole superpower putting the chinks in their place
Yeah, this is entirely the same thing.

ANY cartoon that tries to make Theresa May the reasonable party has already failed.

is that what they teach you over there?

we fear for the baltics nato is not sure it can protect them from a blitzkrieg. nobody thinks russia has a chance against eu part of nato but they do feel sluggish

You're overthinking a very straight forward situation. NATO has bases surrounding Russia, Russia has influence in the Balkans where the EU is now opting for an aggressive inclusion policy, Ukraine is a failed mission that Russia has partly absorbed, Turkey and the west are at each other's throats over Syria and the East Med where Russia has clearly stated their position. There is very evident and clear stated competition on all sides.

ukrain man its such a shame they cant join nato already

It would kill them if they did. The Ukrainian crew I know from shipping are the most split ethnicity. Half of them are pro-eu and the other half are pro-russian without even being ethnic Russians.

I don't see any EU/NATO happening it didn't happen during the cold war when the tensions were much higher. And these days economies are linked so deeply that no one wants it.
Russian dickwaving in Georgia and Ukraine is just an act for Russian internal politics, just to direct attention away from Russian problems inside the country.

Yeah, and competition is great for everyone.
Btw, Ukraine was a failure for Russia: before the crisis they had an entire country with a pro-russian gov, now they only have an island and some land with squabbling militias, while they alienated the rest of the country. Better then losing control over the whole Ukraine I guess, but still a net worsening of their situation

right now very little sympathy is left for russia in most of them

Russia
China

Haha no

the world

russia will collapse if a war breaks out, even those meme sanctions are fucking up their economy

Russia is an irrelevant shithole.

What did Russia gain from Ukraine? Stuff they already had
What did they lose? 3/4 of a country, tons of money, their geopolitical stance and lives (not that anybody cares)

Being a man wins wars and Europeans ain't men.

>voting in idiots
>poking the bear
>poking the dragon
>being part of NATO

Your genocide is all but guaranteed

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irrelevant? no. they are playing hardball like a world power they are no longer and way beyond their means aan getting away with it cause muh nukes.

learn some goddamn history moron!

russia gained gas fields near krim

fucking subhuman patty delete this

>le sleeping Russian bear meme
lol)

why are russiaboos so delusional?

I do, and Europeans are decadent and would pump up their buttholes to the chimping out illegals already inside their countries before the war even develops, then Russians just swipe in and take their booty.

Is China with EU or Russia?

France has nukes. It can take out Moscow and major cities. Russia has a lot more nukes and EU has a lot more population density, so it would also be easy to take out. It's MAD, for sure.

China and USA are both huge, so I'm sure they could still be sort of relevant powers even if 50% of their turf is nuked, specially since competition in the world markets would go down.

Pakistan and India would be bumped up to major powers, since they have huge populations, nukes and would come out unscatched.

China would probably annex Siberia and everything east of it.

Brazil becomes just about the comfiest world power to live in.

Russia gained a strategic and resourceful peninsula in the Black Sea shifting the european borders of the 21st century and denying NATO and the EU any future port access while the later contenders saw decisive failiure.

Stop your delusions, Alberto Barbosa. Recently Afro-Brazillians became the majority for the first time. Even under the best circumstances Brazil won't be "comfy": as Detroit vs Nagasaki proves, niggers are worse for a country than a nuclear bomb. You'd think someone from a country with exclusively failed nigger colonies that's on its way to becoming a failed nigger colony itself would realize that.

>le sleeming giant meme

Embarassing desu

Russia is a paper T-I-G-E-R

>implying

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>EU os provoking Russia
Whihc one of these two has shot down a plane full of civilians and tried to burn their bodies to hide it and then gassed dozens of civilians in a suburb? Russia or the EU?

It was a base they already owned, the entire country was basically their satellite state. Now they got an enemy right next to their border

>owned
Rented

It's like France in WW2

On 27 April 2010, Russia and Ukraine ratified the Russian Ukrainian Naval Base for Gas treaty, extending the Russian Navy's lease of Crimean facilities for 25 years after 2017 (through 2042) with an option to prolong the lease in 5-year extensions. The ratification process in the Ukrainian parliament encountered stiff opposition and erupted into a brawl in the parliament chamber. Eventually, the treaty was ratified by a 52% majority vote—236 of 450. The Russian Duma ratified the treaty by a 98% majority without incident.

The sanctions exist since the invasion of Ukraine.
EU-Russia relations weren't particularly bad before Putin went full retard.

>people forget about their problems because they can't be weak in an emergency situation
You're wrong. Westerners aren't like that anymore.

Europe
China

Russia has less GDP than Italy, the only fucking strength they have is an internet shill army. The slightest sanctions against them fuck them up bad. People will get fed up of their usurping the role of a global power by 2025.

Even their military has taken a blow

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Not really

>military spending
Yeah, but how much of that US spending is for officers to get a BA in sociology or some corporal to get cosmetic dental work or something?

Yeah and France had stronger army than Germany in WW2 and still got BTFO'd

Very good post.

I like the idea of China being represented as a dragon

>EU declares war on Russia
>runs out of oil and gas within a week
OH NO NO NO
AHAHAHA

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lol no, there's already been a massive reshoring boom to the US and Mexico due to rising wages in China. The tariffs are supposed to accelerate this process.

None at all, because that's not included in that number you chink nigger pretending to be a potato nigger.

Lmao whitey is scared of the YELLOW BULL

like i said learn some goddamn history moron!

There are alternatives.

The house of zion always wins

who's the guy between merkel and may

some faggot from poland

yes, it's a plan for american corporations to take more piece of the pie by introducing a foreign element
trump has always been a friend of the elite corporations, this is the big move for them to muscle in

it's not the dragon he is trying to hit it's the small american producers

High Speed Chinese immigration

This could be fun.

eu is not big on immigrants
it's no that fun

US wins against China

EU vs Russia is more difficult. The combined populations, economy and armed forces of the EU is far bigger than Russia, but Russia has a huge nuclear arsenal. Both sides would be devastated

>how much of that US spending is for officers to get a BA in sociology
Officers when they need education are sent to the military academies and it's career specific.

But Russia probably pays their soldiers with literal potatoes

Stop assuming the nation in question has no indepedent control of its destiny.

It has not in the current situation. It's clearly west-aligned, or at least fiercely hostile to Russia

It always has been

ok vladislav

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chinks have weak military

>winning nuclear war

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Taliban has a weak military as well

>unironically talking about WW3 like it's actually going to happen
we are living in internet era you dweebs
nobody wants to become conscript and die for his shitty government
imagine if tomorrow French(for example) government says that all male over the age of 18 have to become conscripts and die in dollar war
their president would be beheaded by his own people in next 5 minutes

You're right, but I can imagine circumstances where the population supported extreme measures if there was an existential threat like there was during the last two world wars

The difference is that no one is trying to invade China. We're trying to keep them out.

they didn't had internet or tv, that was their problem