One for the lads edition
/brit/
Jace Ward
Nicholas Barnes
IMAGINE THE SMELL
Hunter Bell
Ethan Stewart
Summer
Christian Davis
Imagine holding hands with a woman
Shit would be so cash ahah
Mason Torres
>be British
>go to America
>die
Andrew Harris
who's number 2?
Oliver Sanchez
Had a dream that I had an amazing night with a girl and after I walked her back to her house and went in for the kiss she licked the letters R E D D I T into my neck, the letters forming an acronym representing reddit qualities I possess as a person, then she said she'll never see me again
What the fuck do I do now?
Jacob Perry
Got passed over for the big promotion today lads, but I don't mind, Toilberg said I'm more effecient in the post I'm at.
I congratulate Toilberg's nephew for the hard work he has no doubt put in, and he deserves that extra £10,000 a year.
Toil on the morrow lads
Asher Anderson
is this a deepfake?
Benjamin Nelson
>tfw never let dogs in my room
>room is full of dog hairs
Charles Sanders
she's pretty
Angel Foster
stop browsing Jow Forums as its rotting your brain
Asher Taylor
Kurea Hasumi
Nathaniel Perez
No, Emma Watson actually did a slaggy underwear photoshoot with three other celebrities
Lucas Wright
hehe sneaky doggo
Benjamin Ortiz
RANCID SHIT WANK - POO SECRETS
1: Poo
2: Poo Log
3: Plop
4: Poo Bass
5: Poo Bag Fuck
6: Poo Scrap
7: Poor Plop Of My Poo
8: Sloppy Shitting
9: Poo Mask
10: Pool Of My Plop
11: Poo Power
12: From Poo To Poo + Back Again
13: The Children's Poo
14: Poo Pose
15: Poo Bread
16: Poo Catch
17: Poo Net
18: Poo Filters Poo
19: Poo Fi
20: Poo Gulp
21: Poo Grave
22: Poo In A Box
23: Poo Porn Prayer
24: Poo Water
25: Poo Virgin
26: The Poo Mountains
27: Poo Warfare
28: Poo Whistle
29: Poo Pool
30: Poo Brown
31: Poo Puppet
32: Poo Tree
33: Poo Krishna
34: Compost Poo Golem
35: Poo Orgasms
36: Electric Poo
37: Poo Song
38: Poo Fantasy
39: Anti Gravity Poo
40: Loud Poo
41: Poo Colours
42: Poo Hungry
43: Poo Craving
44: Poo Hunger
45: Poo Trophy
46: Poo Champian
47: Poo Gladiator
48: Poo Starved
49: Poo Shoot
50: Poo Warriors
51: Poo Gardening
52: Massacre Of My Poo Plop
53: Poo In My Tape
54: A Long Poo
Nolan Sullivan
sue
Josiah Martin
1 2 4 3
Austin Flores
desire, nay NEED a 35-year-old+ japanese wife with big boobies
Gabriel Collins
>get paid £40k/year to sit in a chair looking out the window at trees while pressing a big green button that says Go then taking your hand off the button as you approach a station
>zero interaction with the public
how do you get a job as a train driver ?
Jacob Gonzalez
why do women fuck dogs? grim
David Collins
just fuck off
Isaiah Rogers
>having pets
haha btfo
Jordan Brooks
i like girls
Robert Allen
Yes for 2 reason: right-most is 100% Rosie Jones because her body is perf.
And Emma is flat as a board irl
Lincoln Peterson
spew
Zachary Harris
Once i had a pimple in my bum cracm
Elijah Ramirez
the real one
Ayden Hill
imagine having 5000 images of a japanese weasel saved to your hard drive
William Cruz
Easter over, downhill 'till Christmas
Joseph Rogers
You forgot
>Only working 3 days a week
>Get to go on strike every year
It's literally impossible to get one of those jobs
Camden White
driving a train is not that simple
get a job as a guard/conductor/whatever and then apply for an internal training scheme and do driver training whilst you work as a guard
Anthony Cruz
MP Nadine Dorries says Have I Got News For You is "too vicious" for most female guests, and does not "lend itself to women feeling comfortable".
Ms Dorries told BBC News: "I just don't think Have I Got News For You is a programme which lends itself to women feeling comfortable. I find it too vicious.
"I know people like that. That's why they love the programme - it's so successful. I just find it too vicious, too abrasive.
"It's all about banter - women don't banter in that way, or very rarely. You might get the odd woman who would, but most women don't banter in that way, don't have that degree of aggression."
She said: "Women don't like that - women see that as a naturally unjust and unfair way to treat someone even for laughs, whereas I think men think that's fair game."
Her comments come after Hislop and fellow team captain Paul Merton told Radio Times magazine the producers had tried to get more female politicians on the show.
Gavin Johnson
you don't, it's one of the most difficult jobs to get into
also people only work in the London underground because they want some slim shot at becoming a tube driver in 20 years time
Cooper Lopez
Andrew Morris
you need sectioning
Nathaniel Robinson
is it dolphin in a bathtub?
Easton Lopez
Need to do my daily sit ups but I really want to eat some skittles
Samuel Clark
Think thats hayden panettiere from heroes.
Decided to post this pic because I love the image of Klitchsko splitting her in half
Ayden Brown
I did work XP at a train place and they do like a year of training and like 20% fail I think but it's a bretty gud job and the pay is pretty deec
Shit would be cash man
Julian Sullivan
Christian Fisher
They're all touching up kids and selling drugs now, lad.
Levi Anderson
glamour babes are so grim
Aiden Flores
dont fucking care what women thing honestly
Henry Myers
Luis Gray
What would you say her ethnicity is, lads?
Jace Moore
el goblino
Joshua Hill
creatura
Joshua James
Team peanut butter
Lucas Clark
la abominacion...
Daniel Lopez
mixed-race
Dylan Rogers
CERTAIN this post is either proof that this gimmick is an actual joke or that it's wrapped and steeped in deep passive aggression
Samuel Robinson
la chupacabra
Alexander Edwards
what about the dog you bought home last Saturday night user WAHEY
*happy slaps you*
William Cook
la monstruosidad...
Andrew Gomez
why are there little to no british youtubers? i was having a visit at the british youtube and all the content was american...
Asher Lewis
la luz extinguido
Jace Barnes
Nathan Robinson
none of you would have the confidence to approach her irl
Jordan Torres
sue
Gavin Bennett
post su3254
Andrew Howard
mini GANG
Matthew Jones
Charles Lewis
looks like your average boer 2bqh
Kayden Ward
Just spent 15 minutes doing a kung-fu themed dance to Celebration while waiting for my dinner to be ready. Hurt my ankle doing a weird twisting bicycle kick thing.
Bentley Perez
Divvent start posting that fucking dog again
Mason Anderson
Gabriel Smith
Coming down with a cold lads
Eli Cruz
yes I would
I'm actually chad thundercock
Henry Campbell
Made at least 5 posts and didn't get a single (you)
Going to sleep now. Bad night.
Brayden Scott
>Ma, put yer credit card away. Lambrini's on me! Got a pay rise in work today to the national living wage. Extra 50p an hour!
Chase Parker
kys goodbye x
Nathan Wood
might do a suicide lads
Jack Price
Grayson Ramirez
sriracha on a pizza. y/n?
Noah Ortiz
good posts
Leo Barnes
got 3 quid spare lads what do I buy?
Carson Stewart
bit straight
Lucas Barnes
*thumps your head*
idiot
Parker Phillips
good lad
Sebastian Peterson
sriracha in general, n/n?
Jose Murphy
just give it to rosy
Jose Robinson
Thank you
Samuel Jenkins
22 Acacia Avenue 2bh
Leo Davis
a mars bar and a carton of chocolate milk
Landon King
sue.
Julian Price
scotch egg
pork pie
bottle of pop
Hunter Jones
no dont do it. being a british citizen is a privilege as such
Aaron White
Christian Brown
Extremely important
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Ryder Ross
Who remembers this classic?
Joseph Young
it's nobody's fault but my own
Brody Howard
Luis Cox
Easton Fisher
FUCK YOU LADS I WANT TO LOSE MY BELLY
Bentley Lee
what came first, that or family guy?
Julian Rivera
quick , make the most british post right NOW
Easton Gutierrez
any fellow INTP man in?
Jace Peterson