>he's not Maltese
what's your excuse?
He's not Maltese
Connor Kelly
Matthew Gray
Not being Maltanese?
David Watson
Maltanese? What's that?
Jordan Adams
>he speaks semitic language that is related to ar*bic and h*brew
John Roberts
your language is like arabic with random italian words here and there,funny as fuck
Jason Lopez
>he doesn't speak a language that is related to Aramaic and Akkadian
Brandon Phillips
Im Australian
Noah Martin
More like moortanese
Joseph Sanders
>he didn't cuck his enemies by taking their language and develop a twisted version of it for the luls.
Owen Morales
basic vocabulary is more likely to be Semitic.
more technical vocabulary is more likely to be Romance.
I pity you.
Blake Lewis
Wasn't born in Malta
Luis Sanchez
MaltesANO
Carter Gomez
Pity.
I sure am!
Jeremiah Adams
I am a Sicilian bull
Dylan Morales
god i wish i was a malteser
Lucas Young
also, reminder that malta is rightful british clay
Logan Sullivan
I don't have one. Please forgive me master.
John Davis
Close, but not enough!
That's a good wish, friend.
Come and take it.
Jacob Hernandez
I forgive you because I'm benevolent.
Nolan Morgan
I'm too pussy to be a MALTESE BVLL
Aaron Cox
I like you.
Jaxson Lopez
I cried every time I was reminded that I'm not Maltese
Nathan Mitchell
>dreamt about being maltese again last night
it's not fair guys one chance in life and I'm not maltese
Eli Fisher
I'm not fat
David Jackson
I feel bad now.
I prefer the term "big".
Henry Perez
born on a different island
Brandon Robinson
I am not a small canine
Levi James
I'm surprised this joke is not used more commonly here.
Thomas Reyes
because the grobari scum would racketeer me
Isaac Bell
post hot maltese men
Cooper Foster
Cooper Morgan
I'm not sure I understand what you mean.
We're not going there.
kek
Noah Sullivan
superior bump
Evan Kelly
Blah blah blah.. Prince polo is the vastly superior chocolate bar and they don't get to be a "country"
Elijah Mitchell
Zip it snowy.