would you, Jow Forums?
I totally would. hate fucking dogs and their owners. it's better to kill dog while it's small and can't fight back than have to deal with big fucking barking piece of shit which can bite you while you try to smash it's head with sledgehammer
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yea, in the end we pretend to be masters of our pets, in death as in life i suppose
Yes and then use the fortune to take care of doggies and female ruskies
Didn't specify kill, so yeah.
I have a headache. I would step on the dog for some painkillers.
no, I would became vegetarian if meat didnt taste so good
I'd donate a billion of it to stray dog charity to make myself feel better.
18 billion? What a ridiculously easy dilemma.
Got change for a 100 trillion?
i'd do it for 1000$
this, just step on the tail lightly
this. make him the Jesus of dogs
he died for them
USD? Of course, everyone would.
I would, who wouldn't?
hell yes
based
for 18 billion i'd cut him to tiny pieces with a nail clipper and sniff the entire pulverized carcass
and so would you
yeah
Yes. Unless the same offer was made for everyone else. In this case, i would say no because the value of dollar would drop and 18 billions would literally not be worth nothing.
no, I honestly would not
What if you had to livestream it on Facebook?
That's not really the same. Self-sacrifice is one thing, sacrificing non-consenting others for the same effect is a completely different matter.
OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE PUPPYYYYYYYYYY
You could save so many lives with that money though.
I'd do it for free desu.
Heck I'd even pay $5 for the pleasure. Fuck dogs.
Yes, but the guilt would eat me up and I'd probably spend half that money funding every dog shelter on Earth as penance.
I'd do it and use the money to buy open land and set up a home for abandoned and homeless dogs.
That puppy would die so many more could live.
This is your brain on toxoplasmosis
I'd end up spending it all on cocaine and lego
sure, i'd have my whole extended family watching in person too
18 billion is just way too much
>Lego
Damn, with $18b you could buy like 30 sets.
Nah I'm Muslim. Dogs are filthy animals and their owners stink.
Yes, but lightly boop it on the head, then make sure it spends the rest of its long life in luxury.
yes I would smash him with a brick
this
Animals die all the time. Watch some nature documentaries with baby antelope getting ripped apart by jaguars to console yourself.
this is how we get rid of them
everyone buy dogs and no spaying or castrations
My father killed our last dog by shooting it in the head behind the barn.
This
is it THAT expensive in west as well? I checked some star wars destroyer(?) ship set recently and it was like x2 of our """average""" monthly salary
>Nah I'm Muslim.
So?
fuck you all
Lego is retarded expensive for being nothing more than injection molded plastic.
Add in licensed tie in versions and the price rockets even more.
Yeah try moving out of your parent's basement first, nerd
Dogs honestly smell better than Muslim shitskins.
goodnight puppers
*crunch*
why?
i'd consider it immoral to not sacrifice one fucking dog for the power to do so much good that 18 billion could
Muslims disliking dogs is a myth desu, they don't dislike them anymore than for example South America where strays are also prolific.
They just aren't allowed in places of prayer.
Smelly Muslims think dogs are impure
i have my own apartment abdullah
you should try being worth more than a dog though
for that amount I would kill every single whitoid. twice
yes but I'd have to eat him afterwards so his death doesn't feel unnecessary or wasteful
>rentcuck
>my own
This is probably unironically $3 worth of plastic pellets all molded, packaged and boxed with 0 human input.
Totally worth the price.
>americano mentions eating the dog before any asians do
lamo
at least you can actually buy that thing in Canada and not starve to death
wonder why china doesn't just launch their own knock off brand
Non-whites truly lack moral fibre.
Why must us white men continue to still permit them to live?
I'd do it for 100$
Nothing personnel, doggo
>Why must us white men continue to still permit them to live?
because we fucked up and gave women power
There are several knock offs, from more well known ones like Megablocks and then generic shit like connect blocks but Lego is extremely fierce and monopolistic, so they make exclusive branding partnerships so kids can never get Star Wars or whatever kits for those off brands.
>No I wouldn't
based kirk business skills
Probably not, I'm not a savage. Plus it's a stupid way to get money.
Wouldn't even have to think about it.
Ever since the patent(which they just stole from like an old British toy) expired a few years ago there's been hundreds of them.
honestly, at this point, i'd step on it for 50 bucks
for 18 billion i'd shove up my dead great grandmother's ass, naked, while whistling "come all ye faithfull" with my dick
No.
For survival, yes, but otherwise, no. I would be imposing my superiority as an intellectual, free-willing animal over a limited, non-free willing animal. In fact, the money as an incentive would make the act worse, desu.
Though we are both caused and sustained in nature, it is un-natrual and inhuman for me to commit such an act, especially given the defenselessness of the animal. This is why animals, of their nature and jn nature, can kill each other, but we are ultimately not like them.
Personally I'd stomp that shit into the ground more vigorously than a dirt poor French winemaker trying to get every single last drop of juice out of his meager grape harvest so he can feed his family of seven and survive the coming winter.
I would lightly step on pupper and summon all the powers of veterinary science to undo my transgression
I'd depend if (or who) would be watching or would know about it.
If nobody would be watching, or only people that don't know me, and have no way of knowing who I would be. Then yes. If i'd be known to be me, then no. I'd feel bad for the doggo though. I'd kill in in one strike to minimize the pain.
I'd also would use the money to buy a kamfy farm in the countryside, and spend the rest to become an Identitarian Soros.
I's do it in a motherfucking heartbeat for that amount of money
I'd tap dance on that thing all day.
better question what would you do with 18 billions?
I don't even know that's way too much money.
maek the video game
bring the family together
hire some financial advisors and lawyers
start buying up shit left and right
become the Trumps 2.0
Of course i would, i fucking hate dogs they're retarded, dirty, annoying, they shit and piss everywhere seriuously people who like dogs should kys
Cats >>>>>>>>>>>>>> d*Gs
>we
Nigger you probably didn't do shit in your life
how else should i address my forefathers?
>it's better to kill dog while it's small and can't fight back
Lmao what a pussy
Yes, but then donate 1 billion for some puppy cause and save millions of that little shits, because puppy lives is all that matters.
I'd smash my left kneecap into a paste with a hammer for that kind of money
Wouldn't step on puppy tho poor puppye :(
Pay female celebrities to smell their braaps
i'd kill it for 25 bux, but not less cuz my shoes worth more
Hell yeah I'd do it. I get 18 billion dollars too as a cherry on top.
You would do it too, faggot.
-make a film
-make a video game
-demolish a load of ugly modern buildings and build nice ones in their place
-buy a castle and a manor
-start my own airline with adequate seating space
-start a company and ban women from it
Ill kill 10 of these for a dollar t b h
I don't need that much money considering I spend most of my life behind the computer screen.
Let’s be realistic, even before you deal the death blow, some random dog lover would intervene and bash your head in until you die.
>have tons of children with many women and give them all godly educations
>start up an honest charity that gives less fortunate people scholarships
>pay off the expenses of my loved ones
>start a company and give friends cush jobs
>save jorge and CHI
Yes, and would use the money to create my own drone militia and kill all people from my country to Venezuela.
Also in Africa, starting in Nigeria. And India, Pakistan and Bangladesh.
>start a company and ban women from it
I fucking love this idea, what would you call it?
Nofem?
Vaggo?
Outtot?
I'd call it some old and dignified name and just have this as a rule on the side, all-male working environments are always better and you dont even need HR now all the drama is gone.
It wouldn't be worth it. You'd be forever known as the guy who crushed a puppy alive for shekels. I'd be like agreeing to get publicly bukakked or something, you'd never live it down.
it's a pointless discussion, but holy hell would it be worth it
Kill yourself
nah just donate 17,999,000,000 billion of it to charity and you'll be known as the good guy who took it for the team.
Infamy, fame, same shit. You only get one life, are you sure you want strangers hollering opinions at you for the rest of it?