/brit/

guess it could be seen as autistic

it seems like an incredibly exhilarating life

Often think about heading my underground organisation that uses espionage and fear tactics to control the political landscape

get smiles from girls all the time

still not over the proto gf tho

like ik i can find a hot and intelligent gf, but idk, something about her I really like and idk why...

levantine women

we need to remove the stigma of crossdressing so people don't have to play the trans game

'At least five people injured by FEMALE active shooter' inside YouTube's California headquarters

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>aborted fetuses are harvested and burned for fuel
already happening

noticed today a burst capillary on the penis from overwanking, left a decent sized red spot on the shaft which ill have to get used to the sight of now for another 6months-1year at least based on experience

youtube.com/watch?v=JBL1Ar787PE

tunage

what did he mean by this

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Jewish gf needed now

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jewish women come from certain parts of the world so yes they do have racial characteristics. Sephardic, Ashkenazis etc

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

yeah something like this is a dream to me

think i've just always been really interested in espionage

i have strongly voyeuristic tendencies i reckon, its one of the few things that gives me a real thrill

be american

what the fuck

What's with jewesses and large breasts

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>aborted fetuses are harvested and burned for fuel

Doesn't work. This is an energy inefficient system, requires more energy going in to grow and make the babies than you would get from burning them. Same reason the Matrix doesn't work.

dreams are as valid experience as waking experience.

in fact there is no way to discern whether dreams or waking experience are truer than one another, besides the length of time exposed to the one as opposed to the other (Which is not a valid criterion for truth anyway)..

hope the shooter is a tranny
would like to see the media circus then

alri

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I wanna drink milk str8 from the source

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It was a white female wearing a headscarf

MUMMY

i know, it's the basis for my dystopia. government surveillance and totalitarianism was already happening when Orwell wrote Nineteen Eighty-Four, he just exaggerated it even more to make it nightmarish. that's what i shall do

me on 700ug

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rich colour and diameter is about 5mm its going to be there for a good long while, looks like an std so it is good i do not have sex, no?

le mid-air tap-in man

very good post goy

who is this?

She's so perfect
youtube.com/watch?v=iBLHvw4QfOw

the christian yanks would really like this

combines a lot of their fears

it's mental illne....

ah yes the manchildren are obsessing over big tits again

We could start one if you like

Of course we will have to start small, like paki rape gangs maybe

large acid trips are actually quite expensive hn

male pattern baldness is a bit soul destroying, kind of sucks the life out of you

some guy just offered me a job. really hope this is legit it may be my ticket to a somewhat normal life. pray for me lads (if you believe in that kind of thing)

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go to the doctor you freak

hey look everyone

*points at this autistic northern manlet runt*

look, look over here guys, its that autistic spastic poortherner from Warrington that moans and complains about everything

>ah yes the manchildren are obsessing over big tits again
somebody hat this fool

just join mi5/mi6 and get paid to do this

me on 40 blood dregs

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buy in bulk to reduce costs

>its that autistic spastic poortherner from Warrington that moans and complains about everything
hmm
I think you have me mistaken for someone else

China won't burn me.
Doing a think...

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*sucks your nipples to a wet pop*
*smiles mischievously (with eyes)*

>>ah yes the manchildren are obsessing over big tits again
>somebody hat this fool

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Hmm yes I'll just call up Mi6 and ask if I can be a spy, I bet that will be very fruitful. You dont mind if I use you for a reference

No, i got the right guy. You complain about everything, all the time. You're not dave though, I think you're either that northerner that keeps complaining about nothing like early threads and accidental americanised words used by brits, or that severely sperg norn iron poster.

my vendor has the last known batch of ald-52

its literally burst capillary, you can get them anywhere on your body, it just leaves a red mark for a while that vanishes over time. but mine is on the penis! so very sad for me!

reckon i need to eat a bit healthier

really hate being colour blind
the pink and the blue look too similar

Any qt lad on here fancy giving my arsehole a cheeky finger or two?

hate /brit/ flag brown nosers

HATE 'EM
SIMPLE AS

i asked a jewish friend of mine who's busty as fuck and her response was 'it's where we hide our jew gold'

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>tfw I live right next to a huge fucking desert
ahh yes...heat stroke

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Let's be honest for a second. If the nipples aren't reminiscent of sand dollars, we're not even on the same book, let alone the same page.

the ever-present paki is here

absolute madman ('s knowledge)

Didn't know dogs could use computers.

was more burnt in a few hours in australia than any other time in my life

anyone see ronaldo's bicycle kick goal earlier? fucking spectacular.

doing a watch

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i just want a big titted, mysterious jewish gf to play with my dick and use me as a goytoy

hat this chump

who's the brown-noser cunt, you ask?
oh you know exactly who it is. YOU JUST KNOW, DON'T PRETEND CUNT

drumpf needs to ban women from owning guns

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agreed
>

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bloodborne is basically a big dph trip eh

australia was a mistake

reckon i'd be a good spy

i have an incredibly secretive personality

Sounds serious.
Make way for your Mexican overlords.

flaccid willy is small
erect willy is above average sized

exgf used to make cute noises whilst playing with my flaccid willy and thne go 'wow' when it grew.

miss those times.

Hat

How do we ignite the Jewish-Muslim war so we can claim Jerusalem for Jesus instead?

Dump all the asylum seekers in Stamford Hill?

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Reminder that this is Dave, It is important you remember

-Angry and abrasive at all times. Seems to look for arguments and is obsessed with leftypol. genuinely believes they organise invasions 3 days a week.

-Hates London with a passion. Previously fixated on a "dumb london paki" character he created in his head. believes multiple people are the same person. Also regularly lashes out at australians, the irish, canadians, yanks, anyone who isn't a northerner

-If a thread isn't entertaining him, will constantly complain about how boring and reddit it is.

-Will eventually resort to calling you a paki in literally any argument as he gets increasingly agitated. Favourite insults are variations of "paki bastard"

-Will never stop replying to you until he gets the last word. Will argue for hours over multiple threads and holds grudges for days.

-When losing an argument, will usually resort to posting reaction images while greentexting. Favourites include Bradley Walsh, Orson Welles and David Mitchell. Also samefags his own posts regularly

Some of his favourite reaction images. Will likely change filenames after being exposed. Note his distinctly obnoxious posting style, constant state of anger and disturbing fixation on pakis

shut it josie

heard somewhere that there are only a few lsd producers in the world but that sounds a little silly, how true is it?

nah I'm not any of them

I suspect you're the /brit/ poster who makes lots of dumb assumptions about people
I shall call you bob

>reckon i'd be a good spy

>i have an incredibly secretive personality

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i was asking for it wasn't i

Hot desu

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none of this is true

i need a holiday so much i'd be willing to go away with the mccans at this point

>flaccid willy is small
>erect willy is above average sized
I have this too, don't know if it's good or bad

i can believe it based on the amount of "acid" out there that is just phens

once had a jewish gf that didn't like it when i took the piss out of christianity for being a religion about a "dead kike on a stick"

tfw its all true.

every argument i've been in today i've demanded the poster's address so we can meet up and fight. Nobody has responded lmao you're all a bunch of fucking pussies

*spits out chewing tobacco*