Which country is most like britain? i think its australia

which country is most like britain? i think its australia

>lazy cuisine mostly dominated by meals that are easy to make
>obsession with boring things like tea, biscuits, home renovation, and gardening
>dry sense of humor
>people aren't sexy but are some of the smartest in the world
australia is actually literally britain but with a less pleasing countyside.

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>people aren't sexy but are some of the smartest in the world
Based on what measure?

Ireland is virtually identical to the uk

Next closest would be nz
Then aus (bizarro-uk)

Then the netherlands or belgium or something

isaac newton and shakespeare

this

That doesnt connect Australia with British intelligence.

If anything Aussies are more attractive but less intelligent than brits.

Boring comparison
Of course they’re similar Australia was literally a British colony

We have Peter Singer, Fake Satoshi, a year or so of Enoch Powell, the guys who made wifi, and Martin Bryant.

what about john howard?

tao is the only worthy guy you have

Being a mad cunt DJ doesnt make you smart.

what's going on is this webm

trying to pick up something me dropped
you can see how he noticed it when he picked up his coke

No fuck you

>me
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lets face it, Australia is just a springboard to other places. That guy was born to Hong Kong parents and got out of Australia as soon as possible.

i'd say we are slightly less intelligent but very unattractive

>people aren't sexy but are some of the smartest in the world

Australian girls are pretty hot, if they aren't mixed. Smart though? No.

Delusions.
USA and UK are almost similar.
We are greatest allies and nothing can break our special relationships.

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I think he thought she dropped something as he saw her lean forward to pick it up and tried to help her. Then when he realized she was only picking up her purse and left he pretended to pick somehting up anyway.

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*They
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he was sniffing the cushion

nah, he is just trying to get near her warmth

oh shit why do americans do this

BRAAAAAAAAAAAPFF

because they're fat

that's not true. USA doesn't have much british DNA and then there's the fact they fought a war against the UK

loneliness, something foreign to australians and europeans

New Zealand probably