Culture Pals - /cp/

British-Portuguese alliance edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?


Sign up at:
www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7 (embed)
javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

Old

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Other urls found in this thread:

interpals.net/DeerKristi
youtube.com/watch?v=sihcbbi9WDU
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Serbia.

Closest ally

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That Belgium lad is a qt desu

qt has a bf, do I attempt the cuckolding or just ignore the bitch?

/Cubanpup

You can’t save up $600? If you have a job, that’s like a week or so of work.

Ignore.

Depends how Chad you are

I mean you're a cute twink but I'm no homo

Flights are more expensive in Canada.
>If you have a job
Also, that's if you have no other life expenses.

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What's your annual income?

I looked up flights from Toronto-London (about $500 RT) and then an EasyJet flight from London to Belgrade. It came out to about $600

what have I become

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thanks!
oh okay

I admire your dedication to sending bear emojis

dude she loves them

>it was like ching chang chong
Shall not lie, had a bit of a chuckle at this

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hamplanet

>she loves them

Keep sending them!

Dude if you send her a stuffed bear in the mail as a gift I promise she will drain your balls

she's nice but a little too old for me

It's surprising how natural lighting can make you look so much better in pics

How old are the both of you?

Have you tried having a conversation or are you fine with the current emoji arrangement?

I'm 20 shes 40

get some words in sometimes but right now is fine

Well I'm done for. It's been nice, guys.

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Damn lol

Whatever makes you happy amigo

Haha, I get some questionable people viewing my profile too. Don't worry. Most are just browsing.

lol im beside garmo

Pls add.

>garmo
>questionable
Fucking newfags

my settings forbid it :')
i hab no frens

Garmo was a meme before

Why? he looks like a friendly chap.

>not knowing garmo

Lurk moar

Awww

Also V E G A N B O D Y B U I L D E R

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interpals.net/DeerKristi

GAS FURRY SCUM

roode

youtube.com/watch?v=sihcbbi9WDU

what did she mean by this

Daily reminder: There's no such thing as a woman. The woman doesn't exist. The supposed "Feminity" or "Feminine" is a mere shadow/offshoot of man's sexuality - a side effect. What you are seeking is a gross extension of your sexuality that you are in madly love with. There's only one gender; that is the male gender, and all things merely extend from it. A straight man is in love with his idealized self-deception; A straight man is the truest homosexual; adoring himself under the pretense of "femininity"(which doesn't exist).

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> Daily reminder: There's no such thing as a woman. The woman doesn't exist. The supposed "Feminity" or "Feminine" is a mere shadow/offshoot of man's sexuality - a side effect. What you are seeking is a gross extension of your sexuality that you are in madly love with. There's only one gender; that is the male gender, and all things merely extend from it. A straight man is in love with his idealized self-deception; A straight man is the truest homosexual; adoring himself under the pretense of "femininity"(which doesn't exist).

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It is outrageous to frivolize like this with the disappearance of the little Madeleine. There is a family suffering.

they are probably grandparents by now, they should be happy

>log on
>22 unread messages
>log out because of minor anxiety attack

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What's the most views you've gotten in a single day with no script, boys?

My record is 50 something.

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You are like a baby. Watch this!

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82

100

58, it was two days ago

>There is a family suffering
Everyone knows they did it

At this point why even bother?

>complains about not getting any attention
>ignores 462 messages

hmmm

Different fin obviously

12 view

thats not me

t. me

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maybe 23

Yah not me, i get plenty with my looks and height. But im actually super autist.

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>had 30 views
>drops to 22 in a second

NO NO NO

>first message
>its from the biggest normie girl in thailand
what do you do if you dont really wanna talk to them? i dont want to be rude

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>Thailand

You are very new aren't you?

yes desu

>tfw chinese qt read but didn't reply to my message asking about chinese thoughts on opium wars after she said she loved london

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SEAs are for the most part not worth your time. Go for koreans or japs, or even chinese and taiwanese if you have yellow fever. But the rest are pretty vapid and boring and have very poor english.

BROtip
>never message thais or Indonesians unless you have yellow fever

gooks>chinks>mudchinks>powergap>japs

what country wiews you most often?

mine is
-brazil
-russia
-turkey

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just dont respond

-Russia
-Poland
power gap
-USA
-Turkey

lol, chinese are very autistic on oppium war and they get pretty militant in shitting on the brits.

- Turkey
- Russia
- France
- Poland

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oh okay, thanks guys

>Thailand
>Normie
They're all mental

They're still salty about it, pic is in the national museum of China

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-us
-japs

i had a bonus view from algeria today

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-japan
-south korea
-china
-USA
>russia
-france
in that order

j-just be yourself bro

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>falling for the "jus b urself xd" meme

If you're on a vietnamese cave painting board stalking qts with a bunch of autists, you should porbably try to be as much NOT yourself as possible.

Unles you're a chad, in which case GET OUT REEEEE

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>snapchat filter profile pics
>John Green
Thots like her are ruining interpals

As a general rule of thumb, don't talk to girls eastern than Kemerovo (except for Vladivostok)

>talking to R*ssian women at all

>talking to women at all

>talking at all

>I like all kind of books from John Green

>missing on literate, somewhat cultured and redpilled women
inb4 they're crazy

Every woman is crazy, gotta pick the least crazy and they match the criteria

redpill me on John Green

obviously I try to hide my power level ;)

This little soyboy, Tumblr-core to the extreme

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Furthermore he's just an appalling writer

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AHAHAHHHAHA
Russian women are some of the worst women there are. They are boring as fuck and pretend to be cultured and well read.

Russian women are definitely not the least crazy
Pretty much what the Brit said.

Ewwwww

Lmao can't even fuck a roastie, I can understand with a high moral girl...

Reads John Green => Thot

I remember when he was a /his/ meme

t. never talked to Russians
Some of them pretend to be cultured and end up looking ridiculous, but most of the "interesting" ones are actually well read.
Then again you can't expect them all to be good, but tell me somebody better than Russians

Are scripts worth using lads?
I prefer handpicked qts desu.

Sure they are

Hand picked qts for quality.
Script qts for bantz and quick nudes.

It is known.

Thanks my nibbas. True patrician tastes.

what does the script even do, click on everyones profile?