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liverpool man city tonite

and the rest of the world

Literally fake news.

>cramping my foot up
They did this on that channel 4 programme "shattered" basically big brother but no sleep. On YouTube.

>liverpool man city
is that the name of your favourite gay bar

i think i did it so many times itll never cramp again

scousers will already be lining the streets waiting for the team bus to arrive

Madman

Channel 4 used to be good but now I never pay attention to them. The no sleep documentary looks pretty interesting. I also liked that series they did a decade or so ago about tricking people into thinking they were going to be astronauts, I remember people saying it was shit but I thought it was genius how they passed off a recipe for some meal as a sad eulogy.

Somewhere between 72 and 96 hours. It just becomes a low IQ simulation. Swear those guys have it easy.

I wanna know what poo is

>have months worth of work to do
>the match is on
hate these episodes

Decided to delete my bumble account and to remake it and check out what it's like in Australia (Sydney)

The actual amount of high quality poon is almost unbelievable lads

Literally matched with about 60 girls and swiped right about 100 more, I probably swipe right about 5 times a day usually in London lmao, so many top notch skinny birds with nice bodies and decent tits

How did you manage that?

Food for thought

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wasnt the smartest choice 18 year old me made

Hmm...

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Yeah they've done some good stuff, used to be quite original.

doing a big think at this

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I've been up more than 24 hours and am gonna struggle to stay awake later and if I go asleep now I won't wake up ahahaha

Unironically think that's true lmao

Just like Eliott Roger thought he was entitled to a gf

*false sense of entitlement

Honestly if it's one of the worst you're did alright.

Anyway getting off the toil train now. Have a good one pastalad

planning on doing the same thing next week with a cute girl from uni

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he was

no he wasn't

ez

The "real men" are on camera bragging about hiding behind children because the IRA were "too cowardly to shoot at you if there was kids around"?

gonna buy a tent and do a road trip around the south of france

screaming

bollocks will you

331935 racist people liked this racist tweet.

white males are the vast majority of bullying victims though

you're not allowed to bully trannies or women or bumders or shitskins because they're protected classes

mental illness and easy access to guns is what causes school shootings

had 4 exams in 2 days, probably 50 something hours

think a car would be more useful for that

This rarely ever Happened, most of our boys didn’t hide behind kids.

hero

you literally see all of those shooters

yeh i got one of them

White and Asian men are the only group that pay more in taxes than they take out. If every white man left the country then it would collapse immediately. Just some food for thought.

>it's another Irish shitflinging episode

>americans
>white

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Wanna have sex with girls but I'm honestly too lazy to maintain a text conversation with them long enough to the point to where they'll come over

at least that's British culture unlike all of the nonsense you post

jog on

Don't throw stones.

feeling less and less motivated to reply and give (You)s tbqh, mainly for posts that gets me all excited and triggered
what's the fucking point i ask

Was under the spotlight of the police helicopter last night when walking home at 1am.

Although true, the racist whites who live in shithole states are not amongst the demographic that is paying more than they take out.

Cats not well

That would be Irish culture you smooth brain
Put your trip back on 190

watching asmongold roast people for their wow transmogs

>rarely
The fact that it ever did says a lot about "your boys".

do shaving foam brands matter
t. facial hairlet who rarely needs to buy any

Fell in love with a Persian girl again

Would you rather we talk about Emma Watson’s farts?

Murder is part and parcel to living in a city. Quit complaining honkey.

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you that "dutchie" that spams kill whitey threads all day long?

Yeah it's the most consuming shit ever. Wish I could automate it. Shouldn't be too hard given how repetitive my conversations with the protos are.

There literally isn’t a war in history where troops on any side didn’t do bad shit.

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>That would be Irish culture you smooth brain
which in turn is British culture you fat spacker

Irish subhuman infestation discovered: approximately 2 users with UK flags

Always been curious to see who the owner of this account is - I reckon he’s an apex estrogent

lol

t'is something i'd say tho

i dont even use shaving foam. hot water and steam achieves the same.

Irish and british culture have been connected now going back 800 years.

nah not really a good razor is more important

tabs have arrived

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Londonistan is the enemy.

they aren't the same
take your grudge match to /eire/

No. I'm the one that gets all the lefties in /brit/ flustered with my posts against their sexual degeneracy.

just don't get the cheapest one innit

>get a 1 hour break from toil each day
>coworkers insist on sitting with me chatting inane babble so I can’t relax

Wish they’d all just FUCK OFF

I've banned myself from playing Minecraft after I spent 30 hours on the Jow Forums server recreating the Lighthouse of Alexandria.

alri

The IRA did literally nothing wrong during the Irish War of Independence.

I'm not throwing stones, I'm calling you names
and names will never hurt you

cant think of a single thing khan has done since becoming mayor. apart from a lot of terrorist sympathy, virtue signalling and empty promises to combat violence in London.

I’m not saying irish and british culture are the same as they are not but the Northern Ireland discussion involves both. Also fuck off to /CUM/ if you wanna discuss yank shit.

YOU KNOW NOTHING OF BRITISH CULTURE JUST FUCK OFF YOU YOUR OWN THREAD

Blowing up school buses was a bit uncalled for.

ireland is in the british isles, therefore it is british

now fuck off you fat little amoeba

Always knew those vegans weren't right in the head

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look like him tbqh

all non-hetersexual, non-nuclear family oriented lifestyles are dependent on heterosexual, nuclear family oriented people
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have the little leprechauns dancing to my every tune
they just can't help it