welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are ya? edition
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Zachary Russell
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Isaac Mitchell
cara
Daniel Johnson
Know a bloke that buys everything that he can second hand; clothes, furtniture, appliances.
He gave me shit for spending more than €20 on a pair of shoes and I felt like giving him a slap
Do not tolerate the idea of paying money for something that's probably had some povvo's mitts all over it
Asher Richardson
David Johnson
Keep on lying
Carter Ward
Kevin Garcia
these were men wae a trade
Brody Edwards
lad at toil has bought a 3 bedrooms (with private bathroom for each) house at 22
what's your excuse
Liam Cooper
what does this expression convey?
Asher Campbell
suck a fart from my arse
Bentley Green
how tough am I? I can eat a double decker.
Nicholas Moore
I once put something in the microwave for 59 seconds when my mum specifically asked me to put it in for a minute
Cooper Clark
...
Levi Lewis
yanks and mostly because of the emma watson poster
Hudson Bailey
I once got stung by a bee. It hurts but im ok now.
Jace Stewart
>Not spending at least £170 on shoes
Black suade Timberland master race
William Taylor
slurp
Ryder Foster
FOOKIN TOREH SPAZE LIZARDS CUT OFF ME BENNIES. FOOKIN ROTHSCHILDS TRYNA CANCEL EASTENDERS TA HURT THA WERKIN CLASS INNIT
Jeremiah Rivera
FUCK THATCHER
Cooper Richardson
Ian Edwards
that's good
Zachary Green
fuck
well there goes my nofap streak...
Nicholas Powell
>vendor does not accept Monero.
dick HEAD suck your mum
Samuel Mitchell
good post
Luis Peterson
brits tend to be worse than both iah
Joshua Ramirez
Jace Ortiz
NUFINK QUITE LOIKE A GREGGS SOSIJ WROLL LADS. FOKKIN TOP QUALITY NORFERN BRI'ISH GRUB INNIT
Austin Sanders
Asher Myers
EVERYBODY'S OUT TO GET ME
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Wyatt Stewart
Bentley Hernandez
Frugal as fuck, but shoes is the one thing that I spend money on. Usually get the cheapest all leather shoes with a good sole. Cannot stand any other kind of shoe.
Samuel Wood
i have anaphylaxis and an allergy to bee stings which mean Ill literally die if i dont get treated lmao
Tyler Reyes
is this the single greatest british choon ever to have been produced?
Luke Martinez
>EVEN THOUGH
Benjamin Diaz
hate seeing white lads imitate nigger culture
Carson Harris
Alright lads this is me
Tommy hillfiger cap
Fred Perry shirt
Tommy hillfiger jacket(pic related)
Basic H&M slim fit black jeans
Nike air max 90 trainers.
Rate.
Connor Cooper
Matthew Bell
just got my HPV and Hep B vaccines lads
feel like a normaloid
Hunter Peterson
FOOK OFF YEW CLOG COUHNT. DIS IS A BRI'ISH ZONE FOR BRITS. AM AS BRI'ISH AS A ENGLISH BULLDOG ME.
Ian Hernandez
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Cooper Rogers
Right and what do you wear when you're not at the gay club?
Ryder Jenkins
I said I wanted water but used the cup they gave me to pour some mountain dew
Michael Ramirez
you obviously haven't heard limmy's new single
sound if the summer
Hudson Sullivan
>n*gger
Austin Thompson
love seeing blacks act normal (white) though, instantly makes me like them
Angel Garcia
woeful
Joshua Clark
>"Bought" being an euphemism for owing money to Mr. Bankberg for the next 30 years, feeling terrified of losing your job, in fact moulding your whole personality around minizing the risk of losing your job, ending up hating that silly piece of real estate that made you its slave, saying b-but each room has it's own bathroom to yourself as a mantra to help you sleep
Paid my 3br cash and preparing to make another juicy real estate investment. I don't need an excuse.
Gavin Cruz
ME GREIT GRANDAD FOT YEW NARHTZEES AND ALL DO IT AGAIN
WAAAHEEEY
COME ON ENGURLAND
THREE LIONS ON THA SHERT
Blake Reed
same as this
Camden Ward
Austin Cook
typedef struct chuck {
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} sneed;
Jonathan Cox
>hate seeing white lads imitate nigger culture
Elijah Wilson
What’s wrong with it?
Also here’s my jewellery.
James Adams
if you're not watching BBC2 right now you cannot be considered british
Gabriel Cook
Daniel Martin
Henry Martinez
democracy? not a fan
Connor Richardson
drownedinsound.com
this is the best thing i've read all year
Carson Sullivan
little monkey fella
Brandon Lee
would unironically hatefuck le pen
Hunter Gonzalez
Zachary Walker
HAHA FOOKIN FATCHA THA MILK SNATCHA SHUT DAN THA MINES SHE DID. ME DAD WUS PUT OUT OF WURK. DATS WHY A VOTE LAYBA
Angel Sanchez
Britain Sportles out for Fascism
Hunter Gray
He wasn't that fit for a personal trainer tbqh.
Kayden Bailey
actually don't like this at all
Dylan Gonzalez
Liam Taylor
Gabriel Young
yeh sounds like thatd come from a continental
Oliver Harris
any up the ra man in
Caleb Butler
i cook ah egg roll in my butt hole
Zachary Peterson
anyone from macclesfield here?
Ryan Miller
have you ever heard a northerner
Justin Torres
Nolan Allen
Josiah Cook
>Northerner
Whenever I hear this word, my mind conjures up images of an obese, bald, middle aged gentleman of sub-middling intelligence, dressed in a too-small football T-shirt (so that his Carling-filled stomach sticks out from beneath). I imagine him in a pub somewhere, communicating with his fellow eggheads in that incomprehensible gibberish so typical of the northern type. I picture his fat, berry-coloured cheeks, bouncing uncontrollably with every poorly-articulated word. In my head, I can hear his voice--that hoarse, rasping voice--churning out nonsense in the local vernacular, more often than not pertaining to some rubbish he saw on television or the latest "Big Brother goss" he read in the Daily Star. Alternatively, on match days, the northerner will blubber non-stop about "the footeh". He prides himself on being able to recite the names of all the players on his favourite team; to the casual observer, this activity could be easily mistaken for the chants of an African tribe. After a busy day of drinking, he waddles home to his council house. Upon staggering through the door, his obese pig of a wife, lounging on the sofa eating a multipack of Walkers, enthusiastically beckons him over. She shows him a picture their daughter has sent them of her and her newly-wed husband--Clarence Goodluck Adebayo--on their honeymoon in Benidorm. Something seems to stir the female northerner and she whispers, saucily, to her husband "fancy sum roompy-pumpy, eh luvver?". Without hesitation, the male heaves his obese carcass onto his wife's. Cries of "OOH YES ME LUVVER!" and "YOU DIRTY FUCKA" sound throughout the house.
Aiden Baker
Quote the opposite if I’m honest.
Samuel Cooper
me da said son, you gotta vote fer laber, cos of what thatcher done to us at illesbreh
Samuel Hernandez
fortunately not
Aaron Garcia
you dont realise how many non whites there are in the world until you turn on video chat like omegle and every person is a shirtless indonesian or whatever
Gavin Moore
where are all the yanks and aussies?
Henry Cook
Jason Rogers
I make sure that Northside eat
*exposes self*
Liam Sanchez
fucking despise everyone outside of western europe
and most people in it
Joshua James
*gets a half ounce of the sneachta*
Aiden Fisher
Out at the bar picking women.
Levi Nguyen
Fookin fatccha was behind tha' illsburracaust. Norfern lads fookin crushed n genocided. Fookin disgrayce wot erm torehs did
Jayden Nelson
Hunter Wood
should say me mate rasheed says so
Christian Cox
Tinder match is in prison
Alexander Adams
Elijah Sanchez
yes you! you are part of the anglosphere!!!
Kayden Jones
Have you drifting here from brit/pol/?
Nolan Parker
Do you carry around a power needle to inject yourself back to life incase you get stinged?
Gavin Torres
same
Adrian Wright
tinder match is a wog
Leo Hughes
alri
Jason Perez
opinions on this man
Jose Williams
do you think they would be called rights if more people were left handed than right handed?
Juan Harris
Jayden Butler