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Know a bloke that buys everything that he can second hand; clothes, furtniture, appliances.
He gave me shit for spending more than €20 on a pair of shoes and I felt like giving him a slap
Do not tolerate the idea of paying money for something that's probably had some povvo's mitts all over it
Keep on lying
these were men wae a trade
lad at toil has bought a 3 bedrooms (with private bathroom for each) house at 22
what's your excuse
what does this expression convey?
suck a fart from my arse
how tough am I? I can eat a double decker.
I once put something in the microwave for 59 seconds when my mum specifically asked me to put it in for a minute
...
yanks and mostly because of the emma watson poster
I once got stung by a bee. It hurts but im ok now.
>Not spending at least £170 on shoes
Black suade Timberland master race
slurp
FOOKIN TOREH SPAZE LIZARDS CUT OFF ME BENNIES. FOOKIN ROTHSCHILDS TRYNA CANCEL EASTENDERS TA HURT THA WERKIN CLASS INNIT
FUCK THATCHER
that's good
fuck
well there goes my nofap streak...
>vendor does not accept Monero.
dick HEAD suck your mum
good post
brits tend to be worse than both iah
NUFINK QUITE LOIKE A GREGGS SOSIJ WROLL LADS. FOKKIN TOP QUALITY NORFERN BRI'ISH GRUB INNIT
EVERYBODY'S OUT TO GET ME
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Frugal as fuck, but shoes is the one thing that I spend money on. Usually get the cheapest all leather shoes with a good sole. Cannot stand any other kind of shoe.
i have anaphylaxis and an allergy to bee stings which mean Ill literally die if i dont get treated lmao
is this the single greatest british choon ever to have been produced?
>EVEN THOUGH
hate seeing white lads imitate nigger culture
Alright lads this is me
Tommy hillfiger cap
Fred Perry shirt
Tommy hillfiger jacket(pic related)
Basic H&M slim fit black jeans
Nike air max 90 trainers.
Rate.
just got my HPV and Hep B vaccines lads
feel like a normaloid
FOOK OFF YEW CLOG COUHNT. DIS IS A BRI'ISH ZONE FOR BRITS. AM AS BRI'ISH AS A ENGLISH BULLDOG ME.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Right and what do you wear when you're not at the gay club?
I said I wanted water but used the cup they gave me to pour some mountain dew
you obviously haven't heard limmy's new single
sound if the summer
>n*gger
love seeing blacks act normal (white) though, instantly makes me like them
woeful
>"Bought" being an euphemism for owing money to Mr. Bankberg for the next 30 years, feeling terrified of losing your job, in fact moulding your whole personality around minizing the risk of losing your job, ending up hating that silly piece of real estate that made you its slave, saying b-but each room has it's own bathroom to yourself as a mantra to help you sleep
Paid my 3br cash and preparing to make another juicy real estate investment. I don't need an excuse.
ME GREIT GRANDAD FOT YEW NARHTZEES AND ALL DO IT AGAIN
WAAAHEEEY
COME ON ENGURLAND
THREE LIONS ON THA SHERT
same as this
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>hate seeing white lads imitate nigger culture
What’s wrong with it?
Also here’s my jewellery.
if you're not watching BBC2 right now you cannot be considered british
democracy? not a fan
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this is the best thing i've read all year
little monkey fella
would unironically hatefuck le pen
HAHA FOOKIN FATCHA THA MILK SNATCHA SHUT DAN THA MINES SHE DID. ME DAD WUS PUT OUT OF WURK. DATS WHY A VOTE LAYBA
Britain Sportles out for Fascism
He wasn't that fit for a personal trainer tbqh.
actually don't like this at all
yeh sounds like thatd come from a continental
any up the ra man in
i cook ah egg roll in my butt hole
anyone from macclesfield here?
have you ever heard a northerner
>Northerner
Whenever I hear this word, my mind conjures up images of an obese, bald, middle aged gentleman of sub-middling intelligence, dressed in a too-small football T-shirt (so that his Carling-filled stomach sticks out from beneath). I imagine him in a pub somewhere, communicating with his fellow eggheads in that incomprehensible gibberish so typical of the northern type. I picture his fat, berry-coloured cheeks, bouncing uncontrollably with every poorly-articulated word. In my head, I can hear his voice--that hoarse, rasping voice--churning out nonsense in the local vernacular, more often than not pertaining to some rubbish he saw on television or the latest "Big Brother goss" he read in the Daily Star. Alternatively, on match days, the northerner will blubber non-stop about "the footeh". He prides himself on being able to recite the names of all the players on his favourite team; to the casual observer, this activity could be easily mistaken for the chants of an African tribe. After a busy day of drinking, he waddles home to his council house. Upon staggering through the door, his obese pig of a wife, lounging on the sofa eating a multipack of Walkers, enthusiastically beckons him over. She shows him a picture their daughter has sent them of her and her newly-wed husband--Clarence Goodluck Adebayo--on their honeymoon in Benidorm. Something seems to stir the female northerner and she whispers, saucily, to her husband "fancy sum roompy-pumpy, eh luvver?". Without hesitation, the male heaves his obese carcass onto his wife's. Cries of "OOH YES ME LUVVER!" and "YOU DIRTY FUCKA" sound throughout the house.
Quote the opposite if I’m honest.
me da said son, you gotta vote fer laber, cos of what thatcher done to us at illesbreh
fortunately not
you dont realise how many non whites there are in the world until you turn on video chat like omegle and every person is a shirtless indonesian or whatever
where are all the yanks and aussies?
I make sure that Northside eat
*exposes self*
fucking despise everyone outside of western europe
and most people in it
*gets a half ounce of the sneachta*
Out at the bar picking women.
Fookin fatccha was behind tha' illsburracaust. Norfern lads fookin crushed n genocided. Fookin disgrayce wot erm torehs did
should say me mate rasheed says so
Tinder match is in prison
yes you! you are part of the anglosphere!!!
Have you drifting here from brit/pol/?
Do you carry around a power needle to inject yourself back to life incase you get stinged?
same
tinder match is a wog
alri
opinions on this man
do you think they would be called rights if more people were left handed than right handed?