Reasons to love Germany
>best engineering
>strong jawlines
>superior bred
>medieval towns
>autobahn
>best fetish porn
>trains run on time
>mydirtyhobby
>black forest
>gave up their beloved deutsche mark for european unity
>palace sin
>big beer mugs with handles
>currywurst
That is why you should love Germany
Based anglo
why are germans obsessed with latex and anal sex?
Because it is hot?
I love East Germany
STOP
Reasons to hate Germany
>disgusting orc language
>continental
>square heads
>authoritarian
>shit tier music
>simulator games
>they lord over everyone
>pro """europe"""
>started two world wars out of sheer autism
>lost two world wars out of sheer autism
>flag looks like three shit stains
>merkel
>scat porn
>tried to genocide those cute jewish lads
>tried to genocide those cute polish lads
>tried to genocide those cute gypsy lads
>tried to genocide those cute disabled lads
>tried to genocide those cute russian lads
>tried to genocide those cute gay lads
>allied with japan
>furry capital of the world
>meme tier modern military
>pro """refugee"""
>they're german
She looks like my ex
>Insulting the literal precursor to your own language and ethnicity like this
>Being this self-hating
we aren't anglo-saxon, we're basque
How do I get a German gf?
we're not germ*N
we are BLACK
>the iberians were german
>the celts were german
>the anglo-saxons were german
fuck off Hans they all left the continent because Germans are insufferable and even being on the same landmass as them is hell
i like them because they killed jews and btfo'd the french desu
there are three islands in this picture that look the exact same. why?
But didnt þe anglo-saxons come from Germany
only the very fringe of the north west. most were from southern denmark and frisia
>explaining history in modern day terms
brainlets
>>best engineering
After the VW scandals even retards should've gotten the memo that this is a meme from the 19th century
>medieval towns
bombed to rubble in WW2
>autobahn
give you that one
>best fetish porn
that's japan
>trains run on time
you obviously never been there because they don't
>currywurst
sausage with ketchup, whee
I mean, my grandparents' childhood was shit partially thanks to them, but I don't feel hatred towards them.
>After the VW scandals
Those were about emissions and intentional cheating.