Reasons to love Germany

How do I get a German gf?

we're not germ*N
we are BLACK

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>the iberians were german
>the celts were german
>the anglo-saxons were german
fuck off Hans they all left the continent because Germans are insufferable and even being on the same landmass as them is hell

i like them because they killed jews and btfo'd the french desu

there are three islands in this picture that look the exact same. why?

But didnt þe anglo-saxons come from Germany

only the very fringe of the north west. most were from southern denmark and frisia

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>explaining history in modern day terms
brainlets

>>best engineering
After the VW scandals even retards should've gotten the memo that this is a meme from the 19th century
>medieval towns
bombed to rubble in WW2
>autobahn
give you that one
>best fetish porn
that's japan
>trains run on time
you obviously never been there because they don't
>currywurst
sausage with ketchup, whee

I mean, my grandparents' childhood was shit partially thanks to them, but I don't feel hatred towards them.