/brit/

set my cock on fire and lick my bum

sky news for king bugman senate roast for that yank in previous thread

i didn't ask for this flag or the memes associated with it, you know

I hate women and niggers

this is a good picture of her

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Next Prime Minister

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stupid cunts

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>No valid captcha.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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rl grug

I wish the girl in work would just like me again. I don't know what I've done wrong.

>Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have not invited Theresa May or Jeremy Corbyn to their wedding.
>Barack Obama and Donald Trump not among guests

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anime

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redpill me on walla walla

woman i see regularly at the gym looks just like er. big bewbies and all.

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i like to think this lad scrapped whatever post he was going to make just so he could post this and is now waiting for the cooldown so he can post what he was originally going to post

your kind ruin generals

slap on the wrist well NOT THIS TIME

men are warming up to kick the ball

I dont care as long as i get my (you)'s

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wish a wom*n would kick my balls around

Yep, they have to do that. You'd know if you were popular enough to be asked to join a team.

*pretends to kick the ball 50 times*
now I am ready to kick the ball

NO ANIME

...

i'm cold lads
wish you could be here and snuggle with me

YES im australian and YES im cold haha silly northern hemisphereans x

they can fuck off having it on a weekend so we don't get a public holiday, another example why if you are a royalist you are a cuck

fuck off you bent sunburt nonce

BEGGORAH BEGGORAH F’ECKING BRITS TOOK ME NORF.

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How cold is it?

mohammed

/brit/s are the worst ever

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>did man kick ball?

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lads they unbanned me

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Only soyboys don’t like footy

google says 21C, but google is firmly under the thumb of the jew so i don't trust it and neither should you

p-post boipucci

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Don't care virgin

none other than N'gubu himself!

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haha look at the man city fans trying to create an atmosphere

cute

Where is this from?
Only post if legal.

I can see how that would be comparatively cold still
But would be hot enough to be the main story of the news here

myfaerielove.tumblr.com

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we've been done by the kikes again and the worst thing is we know it

need stephen merchant's gift of the gab he pulls top tier women

i want to impregnate rose lads

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How can they keep getting away with it?

is this real? the image, i mean

boys can't get pregnant

soyboys can

0.2 rubles have been deposited into your accounts

don t worry lads international law will stop them from doing anything

Oh shit

>be muh bloody self
>dah laddies bust down me dooah whilst watching me evenin' programme
>"OI M8, FREEZE! DIS IS THE LONDON CONSTABLE! PUT YER 'ANDS BEIND YER 'EAD!"
>"SHOH OS YOAH TV LOICENSE OY SWEAH ON ME MUM OY'LL SHOOT YOU M8">be muh bloody self
>dah laddies bust down me dooah whilst watching me evenin' programme
>"OI M8, FREEZE! DIS IS THE LONDON CONSTABLE! PUT YER 'ANDS BEIND YER 'EAD!"
>"SHOH OS YOAH TV LOICENSE OY SWEAH ON ME MUM OY'LL SHOOT YOU M8"
>", PASS ME DAH 'ANDCUFFS NIGE! COR BLIMEY WOT ON BLAZES!"
Long loif da queen, m8s
>, PASS ME DAH 'ANDCUFFS NIGE! COR BLIMEY WOT ON BLAZES!"
Long loif da queen, m8s

OH NO HAHAHAHA

>BE BRITISH
>GET STAPPED

i.ylilauta.org/7f/82a9c424.mp4

i.ylilauta.org/d4/ccad1dcd.mp4

i.ylilauta.org/9f/95940fe6.mp4

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>LIVERPOO
IT'S HABBENING LADS

where did it all go wrong lads?

>liverpoo
IT'S HAPPENING LADS

500 shekels have been deposited into your account

>kickball

aah yes

N ' G U B U !

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THERES 1 LADS ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

wrong is a state of mind

thinking about the ol 'cide

>be australian
>housing bubble
>games are good $50 more expensive
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>struggle to load up about:blank
>smear vegemite on your wooden cables to boost the signal as petrol shaman instructed
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>go to Canada as a girl, get drunk and frostbitten during a nap outdoors in February
>go to Bali and get burned
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get glassed
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get in the water and step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get chlamydia from koala
>get anthrax from wombat
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>get bit by snake in shower
>get kids stolen by dingos
>get laughed at by two Polacks on Jow Forums
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
>2 0 1 6
>0 * * 1
>1 * * 0
>6 1 0 2

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STATE
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→ → →
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100% Jesus

COR

idk probably

I'm gonna have to do this one dry, boys.

irish people are british deep down

YESSSSSS I LOVE YOU NGUBU

need more JFs

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LEAVE LIVERPOOL TO ME

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can someone ring my phone?

ring instructions please

it's slipping

07534192245

this just in: men are kicking the ball as we speak, I repeat, I have confirmation that the men ARE kicking the ball

stay tuned

looks a bit like the girl in work

Fuck. I can't bare to be in this thread anymore. Let me know when the next thread is up

;__;

wtf that's my number

don't call lads my mum's asleep

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the ol' 'hone number got posted in brit

CRUNCH TIME BLOW YOUR AMPS OUT

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not a big fan of this antichrist pope but that was impressive