A wanking general
/brit/
first for /lat/
UhgjuUHGGGGGggggguhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhI'M CUMM UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>social experiment
why yes i shall take this bait
very nice OP so shall be migrating
niles
doing a poo
alri
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set my cock on fire and lick my bum
sky news for king bugman senate roast for that yank in previous thread
i didn't ask for this flag or the memes associated with it, you know
I hate women and niggers
this is a good picture of her
Next Prime Minister
stupid cunts
>No valid captcha.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
rl grug
I wish the girl in work would just like me again. I don't know what I've done wrong.
>Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have not invited Theresa May or Jeremy Corbyn to their wedding.
>Barack Obama and Donald Trump not among guests
anime
redpill me on walla walla
woman i see regularly at the gym looks just like er. big bewbies and all.
i like to think this lad scrapped whatever post he was going to make just so he could post this and is now waiting for the cooldown so he can post what he was originally going to post
your kind ruin generals
slap on the wrist well NOT THIS TIME
men are warming up to kick the ball
I dont care as long as i get my (you)'s
wish a wom*n would kick my balls around
Yep, they have to do that. You'd know if you were popular enough to be asked to join a team.
*pretends to kick the ball 50 times*
now I am ready to kick the ball
NO ANIME
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i'm cold lads
wish you could be here and snuggle with me
YES im australian and YES im cold haha silly northern hemisphereans x
they can fuck off having it on a weekend so we don't get a public holiday, another example why if you are a royalist you are a cuck
fuck off you bent sunburt nonce
BEGGORAH BEGGORAH F’ECKING BRITS TOOK ME NORF.
How cold is it?
mohammed
/brit/s are the worst ever
>did man kick ball?
lads they unbanned me
Only soyboys don’t like footy
google says 21C, but google is firmly under the thumb of the jew so i don't trust it and neither should you
p-post boipucci
Don't care virgin
none other than N'gubu himself!
haha look at the man city fans trying to create an atmosphere
cute
Where is this from?
Only post if legal.
I can see how that would be comparatively cold still
But would be hot enough to be the main story of the news here
we've been done by the kikes again and the worst thing is we know it
need stephen merchant's gift of the gab he pulls top tier women
i want to impregnate rose lads
How can they keep getting away with it?
is this real? the image, i mean
boys can't get pregnant
soyboys can
0.2 rubles have been deposited into your accounts
don t worry lads international law will stop them from doing anything
Oh shit
>be muh bloody self
>dah laddies bust down me dooah whilst watching me evenin' programme
>"OI M8, FREEZE! DIS IS THE LONDON CONSTABLE! PUT YER 'ANDS BEIND YER 'EAD!"
>"SHOH OS YOAH TV LOICENSE OY SWEAH ON ME MUM OY'LL SHOOT YOU M8">be muh bloody self
>dah laddies bust down me dooah whilst watching me evenin' programme
>"OI M8, FREEZE! DIS IS THE LONDON CONSTABLE! PUT YER 'ANDS BEIND YER 'EAD!"
>"SHOH OS YOAH TV LOICENSE OY SWEAH ON ME MUM OY'LL SHOOT YOU M8"
>", PASS ME DAH 'ANDCUFFS NIGE! COR BLIMEY WOT ON BLAZES!"
Long loif da queen, m8s
>, PASS ME DAH 'ANDCUFFS NIGE! COR BLIMEY WOT ON BLAZES!"
Long loif da queen, m8s
>LIVERPOO
IT'S HABBENING LADS
where did it all go wrong lads?
>liverpoo
IT'S HAPPENING LADS
500 shekels have been deposited into your account
>kickball
aah yes
N ' G U B U !
THERES 1 LADS ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
wrong is a state of mind
thinking about the ol 'cide
>be australian
>housing bubble
>games are good $50 more expensive
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>struggle to load up about:blank
>smear vegemite on your wooden cables to boost the signal as petrol shaman instructed
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>go to Canada as a girl, get drunk and frostbitten during a nap outdoors in February
>go to Bali and get burned
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get glassed
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get in the water and step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get chlamydia from koala
>get anthrax from wombat
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>get bit by snake in shower
>get kids stolen by dingos
>get laughed at by two Polacks on Jow Forums
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
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>1 * * 0
>6 1 0 2
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100% Jesus
COR
idk probably
I'm gonna have to do this one dry, boys.
irish people are british deep down
YESSSSSS I LOVE YOU NGUBU
need more JFs
LEAVE LIVERPOOL TO ME
can someone ring my phone?
ring instructions please
it's slipping
07534192245
this just in: men are kicking the ball as we speak, I repeat, I have confirmation that the men ARE kicking the ball
stay tuned
looks a bit like the girl in work
Fuck. I can't bare to be in this thread anymore. Let me know when the next thread is up
;__;
wtf that's my number
don't call lads my mum's asleep
the ol' 'hone number got posted in brit
CRUNCH TIME BLOW YOUR AMPS OUT
not a big fan of this antichrist pope but that was impressive