Wake up

>wake up
>you are now the leader of Iran
>wat do?

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Break it into pieces.

I form an alliance with Russia and India and btfo America

retake the glorious persian empire and glass israel and saudi arabia desu

>detente with the west
>take Chinese investment and continue to grow economy
>invest in tech and domestic industries
>reform the Islamic republic to be much more moderate but still bad certain degenerate shit like nigger culture
>keep foreign policy largely the same

*ban

penis hahaha

When do you plan on shooting yourself?

Have myself crowned Shah Ismail IV. and declared the Last Imam, invade Afghanistan, Turkmenistan and finally south Iraq. Make myself a glorious Shiite Aryan capital at Baghdad.

build wall between asians and a*abs shits