How do you safely take a shower in brazil?

You can't

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the virgin french shower
the chad brazilian shower

>french shower
i understood that reference AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA

>More like "ousadia e alegria"
that seems accurate to me lol

Yo no

You all are so fucking pussyfied that it disgusts me. Shit is safe if you don't install it like a nigger like OP's pic.

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Cleaner than you, Juan Perez Martinez.

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you shower a lot because you live in a country where 35ºC and 90% humidity is normal

t. Doesn't even shower daily

Do it with your partner

Not really, even on cold temperatures people here shower a lot. Not only that but some people are autistic enough to also brush their teeth after every meal, wash their hands after every activity and etc. We take hygiene very serious.

>Cold temperatures
>Brazil
shut the fuck up ape

Temperature in South sometimes get bellow 0C but not as cold where that dumb Pierre lives

American expat here

I can vouch for this, kinda. My Colombian ex girlfriend was super fucking pedantic about hygiene, showered every night, brushed her teeth twice a day, washed hands after using the bathroom, etc.

>Colombian ex girlfriend
Why did you break up? She cucked you?

>that
>pedantic
what the fuck? that's completely normal. if you do anything less, you're fucking gross.

studies show it's best to shower once a week and only wash your hands when absolutely necessary

Why the fuck does your shower head need a plug?

methinks it's not a plug but just a cap to keep the cables together and unexposed

Eletric Shower. Keyword: Eletric.

studies show your brain has melted

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You don't.

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>not having a glorious electrified shower

This is what separates the boys from the men here.

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>washing hands after using the bathroom

Ah yes how pedantic

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>600v

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So what? You need a lot of eletricity to heat up the water.

>Volts is what kills

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In the US they use 120v for power outlets

I hate fucking electric shower heads so fucking much I can't even begin to translate my anger into text.

I'm glad I live in Curitiba, the white capital of Brazil, so we don't get many of those here since people prefer gas boilers.

These fucking electric showers have two settings "Winter" and "Summer".

"Winter" makes it literally boiling, you can feel your balls becoming well cooked and your skin ache if you get even near the vapor.

"Summer" is just the entire thing off or so it seems, because the water will come out freezing.

You'd think that by now, the 21st century, people would have enough knowledge to be able to heat their shower water properly.

FUCK.

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>the white capital of Brazil,
Nice way to derail the thread, monkey.

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How do you heat your water in third world countries?

We use 110v and 220v, the showers are an exception.

Don't be stupid user, the showers are also 110v or 220v.

I'm talking about the one in the picture, some of them actually have that voltage.

>urban fuck ups go outside to march for weed, liberalism and the destruction of our functional society
>they are the minority PoC

Who could have guessed?

Don't sudaca have boilers?

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evidently doesnt apply to subdivisions, my state has "in god we trust" on our flag and we mostly believe in god

>pic
?!
Fucking monkeys, how they even exist?

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>Chery pic a pic with a black dude where people is 99 perct white.

Why dont you use electric boiler instead? You dont save electricity this way since boilers are more efficient and its enough to turn on 1hour before shower and then turn off

>french shower

But do you trust him, though? He's a bit of an unreliable dude.

the ones with huge gas deposits do: Bolivia, Chile, Argentina..

i tried that, it's no bueno

You're wrong again. That's just the breaker capacity, not the actual shower voltage.

we dont need to

Aight, ignore the post then

There is maybe one white person in that photo

even then it's questionable

That's how they get warm water

really now

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You do need to.

When I was in Mexico gas tanks were brought by trucks because they have no gas pipes. Is it like that in other third world countries?

Dumb frogposter

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yeah here's like that
the gas is even imported, has to be brought by big boats

>Turn 1hour before shower
How can that be more efficient than just spending electricity while you're actually on shower?

Of course it's a french getting triggered in a thread about showers

>take a shower bro!

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is this a suicide shower?

fucks sake man, tape that shit in already
and then your news complain about drought

>Implying I have electricity

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Brazil is true to its german heritage with deadly showers.

>>pic
>?!
>Fucking monkeys, how they even exist?

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We are no germanoids. We are proud TUPI-GUARANI BVLLS.

>Be Jew
>Take shower
>Die

>Be Brazilian
>Take shower
>Die

>Be American
>Take shower
>Get shot

>10% of all homes as best and still ahve electricity

>have internet
>have engineers
>have library
>have stem students
>have youtube

Some of you guys HAVE TO KNOW how to construct a safe and good shower, right?

No one has EVER died from eletric showers

It's easier and less costly this way and what doesn't kill you makes you stronger anyway.

And what percentage are these?

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>super fucking pedantic
>washed hands after using the bathroom

Absolute state of whites

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yeah, just read the instructions, how hard could it be

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t. wipes his arse with his hand

>he pays someone to install his showers

How does it feel to be a lesser male?

Thanks for the (You)'s, I'll be going now.

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Stop showing pics of Russia as it was Brazil

T.Gringo cocksucker
Not only Russia is as shitty as Brazil, their economy is smaller than ours too.

t.uses thin toilet paper that could get his own shit into his hands and infect him with something since he wont wash his hands

at least i wash my hands thoroughly whenever i do something

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wow you actually do wipe with your hand

gross

How can you say so much shit in the middle of a crises. You really think our favelas are better than Russian ghettos.

Look how all countries that were ruled by the muslim turkroaches have +82% while most of the other ones have 60% in the 21th century..
whites have always been gross tbqfh

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>he uses his hand as toilet paper

please don't reply to me

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>crises
As if Russian economy was much better

We don't have ghettos, ghetto lyfe is all over the place here.

...

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Russia got their own independent economy and their own bank. We don't have neither.

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Even your properly installed showers look third world-tier, Luiz.

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>independent economy
What the hell are you talking about user. Go to sleep.

>afraid that gas-powered stuff will blow up
>afraid that electric-powered stuff will electrocute me
I guess I just have a fear of dying naked, luckily this shithole of a country is warm all year round so hot showers aren't really a thing.

>don't know what makes a country independent