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poo, poo nigger

hes the man

GTA 6 should be set on the Texas/Mexico boarder with a big fuck off wall between them.

Stick a finger in my ass when I cum, mummy.

Where is wakey and why should I be afraid of the place?

josie is so peng

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rates on thy gf

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don’t get fucking lemon

What's changed?

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any nerd man in?
thinking of resubbing wow lads

pig

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accidentally ate a full bag of kettle chips whilst the sunday dinner is cooking

did alan get brain surgery so that he's no longer a brainlet?

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west yorkshire and because we don't take kindly to southern fairies round these parts

remember meeting this texan guy and asking him how many beaners he'd shot trying to cross the border

all got knocked down and the people left

You vile pig

Watching the Iron lady with my family to celebrate a true Tory lifestyle.

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>that smug face because she thinks she is actually attractive
Can’t wait for the upcoming guardian article ‘i cant find a man in my 40s and its the patriarchy’s fault’

rude tbhonest

Beans or spaghetti hoops on toast for tea lads?

hair plugs

peng

hoops definitely

am 19 but look 28 lol

dont smoke its just te beard

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maybe 2 texas cities and 1 mexican

it'd be like red dead or the scarface game but with people smuggling as well

>I am a northerner
Being from the norf isn't just a matter of living there. It's a state of being. You must have your very soul be molded by that realm.Just living there doesn't make you one of them, sheed.

fucking hate being poorthern

honestly quite like Ayn Rand, idk why she gets such negativity from so many people.

she'll be wifed off before then lad

That is one comfy kot

How has nobody made a JUST alan yet?

haha funny i'm 28 but look 12 (been told I look 12 by many randoms on nights out)

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If we just gassed the North we would have never had immigrants either because Labour would never win another election.

they still drive those ugly taxis

T.

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I’m 25 and people are shocked that I’m not 20-21 when I tell them

it's sunday

*opens the BBC website*
>Why I wanted my male rape to be on Coronation Street
*closes the BBC website*

Privatise the BBC when?

So your all trying to say that this woman posts on this very general.

No I dont think so

bet you any money an animated drumpf appears in GTA6 like in these adverts

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>the north the north the north

i strongly suspect this is the same person who also can't stop banging on about yanks. he has no idea how sad and pathetic he is it's funny

she doesnt

imagine being a """" man """"" and not having a full beard

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i just want to die tbqh

my life is empty and i'm the loneliest person alive

girls like the older look right

whats the correlation between bt and donald trump?

josie

and this is the fucking little drug riddled spastic that sucks yanks off and is scared to fight me

>GTA

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t. Poortherner

These got sonold so fast

bbc and grauniad are the best comedy sites

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GTA is based

>grauniad

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you all know the lead of the next GTA will be female right

they said it themselves

gta best game ever

state

Anyone else /babyface/ here? Fucking annoying to get asked for ID all the time. I want to look like a man, not like a boy.

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hello owen

honestly nobody knows
dumb redditflag shit

>THE TORRIES THE TORRIES THE TORRIES
i strongly suspect this is the same person who also can't stop banging on about Wakey. he has no idea how sad and pathetic he is it's funny

business idea: toil less, get paid more

Moving in with my two best mates this summer it’s gonna be naughty

people at toil think i'm weird because for lunch i'll have things like boiled eggs, or cottage cheese, and fruit.

meanwhile i think they're weird because they buy sandwiches/wraps or soups or whatever from pret every single day.

>walking through town
>grown men playing with cardboard in game
Don't get it lads,

british game aswell

Does that mean I can finally roleplay as a Serbian woman who fucks black men?

Yeah because the constant London bashing isnt pathetic either

i'm super ugly so it's irrelevent I guess depends on the sort of girl but you certainly dont want to look 12 but you don't want to look older than you are either

>GTA is british

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Post slags

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>GTA is based

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What they think I mean when I say "For the Emperor!": some dumb board game about a Turkish guy?

What I really mean:

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FOUR LEGS GOOD

didn't need ID even when I was 18 lol it was fun

got my license and just went from offie to offie copping alcohol thinking id need it

get on the titty skittles before it's too late

dont wish your life away user. One day you will wish you looked younger :)

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fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

Grand Theft Auto (GTA) is an action-adventure video game series created by David Jones and Mike Dailly
>both british

the north is shit and will never ever change until there's no more excuse making
yeah london does get a lot of funding, loads of parts of the south east miss out as well and they aren't utter piss pots

Post your Mum then

Spurs are shit now

kitchen is fucking CRAWLING with woodlice lads

help me

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the later titles of which were created by brothers Dan and Sam Houser, Leslie Benzies and Aaron Garbut.
>all british

t. London paki

Lads, youtube video audio keep desyncing, why is this happening?

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I haven't been asked for ID since I was 14. Always used to buy alcohol for parties as a teen.

>go to uni right after school
>barely interact with coursemates for over a year, pretty miserable tbqh, it's like they actively avoided me
>much later learn they didn't want to approach me because they thought I was some sort of older guy in his mid-to-late 20s and looked "scary"
>tfw I now have a PhD and teach at a uni and my students tend to assume I'm ~35 even though I will only turn 28 later this year

me
20 but could pass for 16

I am but love it. I look about 17 but I'm 25. Annoying to always need ID, but when you are abroad women always come up to ask how old I am so I have to be grateful for all the sex it has gotten me