lily mo edition
/brit/
wales
reckon driving on coke (without alcohol) is perfectly safe
not at 120mph mind you
cant tell if im ugly or attractive, been told multiple times im attractive but my eyes just dont see it
>measuring exact decimals on your penis length when talking in inches
see this is how I can tell you're lying
been told it multiple times as well but im actually not
Link me to her insta right now
we should all post a pic of our willies for comparison aha
trad women barely exist.
if you find a christian gf these days, even then she won't be traditional, because christians under the age of 35 are basically bizarre weirdos akin to cult members (Because of the persecution complex the church has developed in light of its growing irrelevance and the fact that as a result christians have deliberately sheltered themselves whilst becomign sort of beligerrant to the outside world).
is google fucking broken
Fucking hate pakis
off for a 'r and a 'd before a 'g of 'h and an 'y 't to 'd
the fuck is a "traditional" woman
Any of you tried MODAFINIL?
Lads, why is it immigrant groups in Britain rarely mix with other immigrant groups? Why are there enclaves in our towns and cities that are almost exclusively populated by people of a very particular demographic?
pozzzzzzzzed
>"trad"
fuck off yank
Mate I would fucking whack you up shut up
Trad woman now basically = woman with intelligence and ability to form her own opinion
Making a cheeky chickpea curry
my mate had a look at my willy in the toilets last week, he said it was decent. quite happy with that
>Lads, why is it immigrant groups in Britain rarely mix with other immigrant groups?
because people don't like each other and would rather hang with their own tribe
a non bitch female without all the entitlement nonsense
u on ubereats la? come send it my ends in fulham
I like small c conservative girls but can't say I have met many.
outside of london 'diverse' cities usually aren't actually that 'diverse'
for example most of the UK besides london just has pajeets, rasheeds and leeroys (caribeans).
>Falcon appeared on The Daily Show[17] on March 2, 2010, and stated that he can completely envelop a doorknob with his foreskin.[9]
Falcon's penis measures 9.5 inches (24 cm) in length when flaccid. Maintaining an erect causes too much lightheadedness
this just isn't true
reckon I should get rid of my male sex toys before topping myself
could do without them being found after my death; just an aneros and a cheap beginner dildo but still
>"trad woman"
yankified Jow Forumsish freak
You would never marry a slag
Do you just expect to keep on shagging slags into your 80s?
link to recipe
so... most women?
this n*gguh rich
fUCK
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nEURO
tYPICAL
hilarious attempt at spelling the word belligerent
take a picture of the finished product xx
I'm looking back on 2016 with nostalgia, this is fucked up
although my life was in a much better place then
don't kill yourself oxford, it's only HIV
a trad woman is one that hasn’t fallen for kike propaganda and isn’t a degenerate self obsessed freak
bury them in the woods somewhere so you can retrieve them if you puss out
flatmate has just exited the premises
off to the wankstation
that is a meaningless statement
everyone is capable of forming their own opinions you muppet.
>tinned chickpeas
>no tumeric
>coconut milk/cream?
into the bin it goes
Because they live and work in their communities and don’t get exposed to others.
>Implying I am not going to die sad and alone
has kids, cooks, cleans, goes to church, loves to garden and dislikes Helen from her work
no most women today are feminazi's
>so... most women?
surely kike is an american word
if anyone sees my internet history and saw i was watching bukakke and piss porn for 6 hours at a time will wonder what the fuck i was up to. the answer is of course cocaine
yeah and they don't exist in the west
all young christians in the UK are basically black or weird hill-songy type cult-members who believe in miracles and that they're persecuted for being a christfag.
But the same thing happens in London though.
no they're not
I don't really use them anymore anyway. I bought them when I was like 17.
yeah how surprising that a christian believes in miracles you absolute brainlet
in my opinion they are
well clearly you don't know any women in real life, and just base your opinion of all women on what you see on certain right wing misogynist echo chambers on the internet
any westworld man in
Just made a refreshing tropical smoothie. Rate
Banana
Pineapple
Coconut milk
Fresh whole milk
Ice
They do but they are rare apart from the ones doing it on YouTube to make some money
7% of women call themselves feminists. Outside of Unis and the middle class I have never met a feminist.
i love command and conquer
a lot of Jow Forums posting in this thread
are you aware of /brit/feel?
think you would enjoy yourself more there
For unto us a Child is born,
Unto us a Son is given;
And the government will be upon His shoulder.
And His name will be called
Wonderful, Counselor, Mighty God,
Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.
All your opinions on women are formed by pol leave your basement.
what's a good fictional book to read
i've never read any fictional books besides harry potter and a few shitty australian ones i was made to read at school
sort of but not as much, as in, you rasheeds running shops selling shit to africans, which are next to a turkish shop and a caribbean shop.
its a lot more mixed in london (and certain other cities like birmingham) - where you get some monolithic areas and some more mixed areas.
exactly, women are cancer period (just like men by the way)
I know what you mean lad but that's C of E and Protestant types I was raised Catholic and we aren't like that at all. Playing guitar and in church and having sing alongs isn't the Catholic way.
>fictional book
brainlet.jpg
Fuck off to Jow Forums
lolita
hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
imagine not wanting a qt 7/10 petite trad wife to raise your white kids and cook you dinner every night after a long days toil
yeah had some christian girl at my uni try to tell me that a member of her congregation was terminally ill until they all prayed for him and now he's better.
face it, when people think of """"""trad-gfs"""""" they aren't thinking of people who believe in ooga-booga superstititon like this.
Count of Monte Cristo
fahrenheit 451
t. aig
no thanks
Imagine wanting it but knowing you will never have it.
unironically got a copy of that on my table next to me haha x
Why would you make a curry on a Sunday? a fucking chick pea curry of all things
yeh big time
will watch the new episode tomorrow before work
an oil to match yourself haha
you are an absolute idiot. what do you think a christian is?
catholics are a bit different yeah.
Because you’re bent?
GOT THIS DOUBLE FANTASY WHERE WE JUST NEVER STOP
I'VE GOT ONE DESIGN AND THAT'S TO FUNK YOU TO THE TOP
KNOW WHAT'S ON MY MIND THERE'S ONLY ONE THING YOU WILL FIND
I GOT ONE DESIGN AND THATS TO BUMP YOU TIL YOU DROP
RUDEBOX
SHAKE YOUR RUDEBOX
WHY YOU SO NASTY
>persecution complex the church has developed
All of Christianity has a persecution complex. That's the whole point of the religion. They want to be persecuted
The thing is though that Celts and Germans didn't believe in the idea of "turning the other cheek".
That's why Christianity was wiped out in the Middle-East and Africa. They literally did as the Bible says: turn the other cheek and let your invaders stomp on you.
When Muhammad came knocking on the doors of the Pyrenees, the Franks were too noble to turn their cheek. Hell, just look at the Crusades and shit.
There were monks and saints etc and shit who did turn their cheeks, but this idea of Christians carrying the sword existed up until recently too. It still exists in America too desu. Strong arm Christianity. Spreading it with force
the bible
would rather have a wife who toils, whilst i am a househusband (read glorified and respected NEET) who spends the day reading books and then training my son after toil in the art of lifting weights, before cooking protein rich meals for him and shagging my tired wife's lights out to help her cool off from toil.
I remember when I stole my brothers sweets as a little boy and my nan made me say 50 Hail Marys. Eventually you say it so fast it becomes meaningless.
>i-it's meaningless anyway lol!!
predictable response
hate beligerrants
it's meaningless anyway lol
would love a curry now
taig