Germany

Let's talk about Germany. The country which invented almost everything. They are very good at physics, math, chemistry, biology, cs, economics and even literature. They calm and quiet. They have soul (unlike burgers) and culture (combination of few smaller cultures). Being German is like a winning in lottery.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_German_inventions_and_discoveries
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youtu.be/I82_ybEAHxM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z3_(computer)
youtube.com/watch?v=pHVszCivkhE
youtube.com/watch?v=6-xB3ij-5xM
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true that

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>Being German is like a winning in lottery.
that would be being French sorry

Wish i was born in Germany.

>German "culture"

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>Being German is like a winning in lottery.
could be worse. being born european is what matters

Great post

>The country which invented almost everything.

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>am deutschen Wesen mag die Welt genesen

>valdostANO

Not in computer science and technology. I'm pretty sure The inventors of unix, interne and the transistors were not German

>France is better at having immigrants
how is that a good thing

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_German_inventions_and_discoveries
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_German_inventors_and_discoverers

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yes

>They have soul (unlike burgers)
You european fucks don't even smile at people.

Just please bring back the kaiser
youtu.be/I82_ybEAHxM

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z3_(computer)

Germany is great, but Netherlands are better.

What he said, also mp3 was from here. A lot of the beginnigs were made here, but the us literally ran away with it.

Why would we? Its creepy as fuck

yeah

Are you a German?

how comfy the cities were youtube.com/watch?v=pHVszCivkhE

The smarter you are the less you smile

If Germany is so great why do those fuckheads keep on coming here and blocking all roads in the city center while laughing at their farts?

It's not, but the joke was about that everything what Germans do someone doesin bigger amount, no matter if it is good or bad thing
Sincerely yours,
Cap

because
>muh new world
>muh Murrican dream
and European wars which all lead to the current state of Murrica

This is why you're being outbred
Autistic retarded Europeans

Netherlands the best in art (even in modern)

Maybe for pig-skinned chinks
And the more depressed

Rather be smart than stupid TBQH

No

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Wtf, because you dont smile at random strangers, you're autistic? Are you guys mentally challenged?

>The smarter you are the less happy you are
Bad, unhealthy way of thinking

yes but not the shit one you posted (pic related instead)
It's important not to be arrogant over the accomplishment of other people

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>Netherlands the best in art (even in modern)
even on Jow Forums

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Thank you

There's x5 times more Germans than dutch people. This is normal

Nah it's overrated

I think you're mixing up the concept of autism with something else entirely.

The eternal kra*T is an insult to humanity.
As long as germany isn't a nuclear wasteland they shall pollute this planet with their filth

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my ancestor :)

The inventions I personally listed were made by Americans born on america. Also America was a huge economy before even the first world war.

The American smile is fake. Watch their eyes.

I agree.

Of course and probably that's why russians want rape germans again.

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It was paid to the sovjets who demanded it be given to them. Therefore it was paid. Ask the russians also about eastern poland.

You do know you guys in your caravans block the roads to the alps?

>were made
literally stolen

Yeah autist. How do you get girls? In some shitty parts (big cities) of the US the people are autistic and don't smile but in places inhabited by people with souls and who end up reproducing, men and women smile at each other on the street and people say good morning and nod when they make eye contact.

Every good man looking for best woman

>shit teeth alking about smiling
LMAO

>US
>people with souls
haha, sure

Its the same here in tiny villages because people know each other easely but in big cities you dont generally smile at random people, its weird

Nice banter, neighbour
I know you love us

Not really. How was unix or the transistors or arpanet stolen.
Maybe Edison inventions were stolen but most American inventions were either a continuation or new shit.

So European counties are thousands of years older and more mature than mine and yet we still were able to steal from the great ancient civilizations of old Europe? America is literally the super hero of countries, thank for reinforcing my love of this great country. What a bunch of slack jawed morons you Euros are.

Do you not trust your fellow citizen? I do. Is that why you prefer them to be disarmed?

More like super-villain

we have soul

we fought the most costly war in our history over slavery

t. polish death camps

Transistors made with semiconductors, which invented by Germans, first transistors were made from Germanium (do you not what is this?)

You didn't steal anything, it's simply invented by white Americans who are Europeans by default. You are all the same people

>we have soul
Haha, please continue

The villan alway says that. You're a fucking Kraut, think about what you just posted you enemy of humanity

Americans are weak and sensitive so they have to keep up the act constantly to avoid being shot

I'm proud that my ancestors have jewish blood on their hands

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>over slavery
love this meme

Its not about trusting, or anything like that, Its a different culture here

>we have soul

youtube.com/watch?v=6-xB3ij-5xM

That's how the world sees Americans. All fake and hyper. :^)

>this comment posted by BELGIUM
Is it April fools day in Europe or is Euro education really that poor?

Scienceniggers

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"The new Constitution has put at rest forever all the agitating questions relating to our peculiar institutions—African slavery as it exists among us—the proper status of the negro in our form of civilization. This was the immediate cause of the late rupture and present revolution. Jefferson, in his forecast, had anticipated this, as the "rock upon which the old Union would split." He was right." - confederate vice president

Why do Europeans think Americans smile all the time? Weird meme.

Eastern germanic women were made to be bred by the GERMANIC bull's BWC.

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>Its a different culture here
Yeah, French or German. Belgium isn't a country and had no culture

Yes that's why I said it's a continuation.

Yes, those are fake too. For instance dangerous borates used for teeth whitening in the States are banned all across the EU.

>borates used for teeth whitening in the States are banned all across the EU
Is that why you left?

Bavarian here.
Our State is literally the only one with actual culture.
Beer? Us.
Wealth? Us.
Mountains? Us.

>american culture
DUDE
Not us , they try to make this meme true
Probably this

100% agreed but too much Mus-
oh, nothing

>Mountains? Us.

Well...wrong

be glad WE saved you from communism

This thread is not about burgers. Why are you so active in self-marketing? Please leave thread. Thanks

>DUDE
>literally espousing American culture in his posts trying to criticize it
Wew. Hey dude, I like Belgium and I think what the Krauts have done to your country is horrific. I love mayo on fries and Jaques Brel, but please don't act like the defacto global culture isn't dominated by American influence at this point.

I've talked to many polaks in my life, and every single one of them always, without exception whined about germany being the big baddy.

Your entire shithole you call a country is whining.
> You get taught to whine to germans by your parents
> You get taught to whine to germans in kindergarten
> You get taught to whine to germans in schools.

> pussies

>they try to make this meme true
Not really, man. People in the US don't go around smiling all the time. You shouldn't believe everything you see on TV/read on the internet.

I dont believe it, but saying we dont smile here on streets isn't true either
I like american culture but dont pretend belgian one doesn't exist then