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Niggas iffy, uh, Blicky got the stiffy, uh
Got the blicky, uh, drum it holds fifty, uh
Scum Gang
I'll see y'all later, soowoo!

Pop these niggas like a wheelie nigga, you a silly nigga
In the hood with them billy niggas, and them hoover niggas
You run up and they shooting niggas, we ain't hooping nigga
Yo Gambi, you a loser nigga, up that Uzi nigga
On the stoop, grills in, my Georgia girl on my fro
She wanna fuck but keep her clothes on, I only want the jaw
Man that's really all I use her for as I kick her out the door
I don't want her, you can keep the whore, she fiending for some more
In New York my niggas don't Milly Rock, my niggas money rock
Blow a case a nigga throwing shots, I run 'em off they block
Caught a milli in the stash box, I grinded for my spot
Niggas talking 'bout that cash but my bag worth a lot
I don't fuck with no old hoes, only new hoes
Put my dick in her backbone, I pass her to my bro
I don't love her that's a sad hoe, she a bad hoe
I'mma fuck her then I dash home, to the cash hoe

I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out... but I fucked that nigga bitch

Niggas iffy, uh, Blicky got the stiffy uh
Got the blicky, uh, drum it holds fifty, uh
Move milli, all my niggas on fifty, uh
Talk down, pew pew pew, you silly, uh
Hit a stain, fifty bands, all hunnids
Spinning through ya block like a pop shove it
Shoot at me I'm shooting back, I'm getting buckets
I ain't wanna take his life but nigga, fuck it

I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out... but I fucked that nigga bitch
I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out... but I fucked that nigga bitch

Scum Gang

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any qt grills in?

Come gather round, Wagies,
It's high time ye learned
'Bout a hero named Brendan
And a devil named 'Berg.

We'll toil till we drop
and post Brendan Fraser
Inb4 Toilsberg reports us to HR

so we'll toil day and night
in the big office tower
they pay our wage
But life is so dour...

Why haven’t you and your mates moved into a Batchelor pad user?

dont have mates nor money

Lemmings, every one of you

>Batchelor

How long can one go without a gf before breaking? or the longer you go without the less bad it gets? although i wouldnt say its bad im currently stress free.

drunkenly had a proper cry last night, first one in years
feel weird now

janny banned the Aussie twat for doing this
hope he will get you too

you cant call yourself a modern gamer if you havent played lobotomy corporation

I tip my hat to the new constitution

I hate my mates

anime

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i have a gf that I love to death, and a full-time salaried job.

still go out and do some blow every once in a while with the lads, but i prefer living in my own apartment

poo

23 years strong here

Opportunities are available in all walks of life in Australia
So if you're young and if you're healthy
Why not get a boat and come to Australia

Australia, the chance of a lifetime
Australia, you get what you work for
Nobody has to be any better than what they want to be
Australia, no class distinction
Australia, no drug addiction
Nobody's got a chip on their shoulder
We'll surf like they do in the U.S.A.
We'll fly down to Sydney for our holiday
On sunny Christmas Day
Australia, Australia
No one hesitates at life or beats around the bush in Australia
So if you're young and if you're healthy
Why not get a boat and come to Australia
Australia sha-la-la-la sha-la-la-la
Australia sha-la-la-la sha-la-la-la
Everyone walks around with a perpetual smile across their face
Australia sha-la-la-la sha-la-la-la
Australia sha-la-la-la sha-la-la-la
Everyone gets around and nobody can ever get you down
We'll surf like they do in the U.S.A.
We'll fly down to Sydney for our holiday
On sunny Christmas Day
Australia, Australia

getting my daily dose of casey neistat and his saffer mate

PICK UP MY GUITAR AND PLAY

Hey, ho, let's go
Hey, ho, let's go
Hey, ho, let's go
Hey ho, let's go

[Verse]
They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop

[Chorus]
Hey, ho, let's go
Shoot'em in the back now
What they want, I don't know
They're all revved up and ready to go

[Verse]
They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop

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Who gives the wagey a frown?
Who keeps all the wages down?
We do, we do!

Who keeps the commute extra long?
Who keeps toilman up at dawn?
We do,we do!

Who holds back the train today?
Who makes sure to dock your pay?
We do, we do!

Who robs Toilman of his fun?
Who ruins Sunday for everyone?
We do!
We do!!!

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id rather be a virgin at this rate as atleast you dont know what it like...

wish i had a mate who made enough shit music to fund my drug fueled lifestyle, some of you cunts dont realize how good you have it

Why he never does anything interesting?

>the US Food and Drug Administration received six cases of severe cutaneous adverse reactions associated with modafinil, including erythema multiforme (EM), Stevens–Johnson syndrome (SJS), toxic epidermal necrolysis (TEN), and DRESS syndrome

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I'd jizz 10 loads in and around her vagina desu

Finally a song worth dabbin to

checkmate, rorke

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yeah, gotta cover that hair, men might stare
fuckin hell.

he does

ENCORE!

bet you googled monkaS for that image you virgin freak

bizarre post

stop taking drugs

not being funny or owt lads but is there anything more pathetic than smoking?

6/10 because you tried
you don't have enough syllables for the first two lines, and you used wage too many times

FUCK BLACK WOMEN

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Having an ex is worse than not having had a gf to begin with

>This specimen offers to take your virginity

Well?

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love my iphone

being a virgin over the age of 18

you

the negro races lack discipline and restraint

watching anime

searched scared pepe

business idea: Blut und Eisen

love my ipad i named her Ai-chan

gu on then but make it quick love haha x

uh oh
the smokucks have awoken

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BTFO
HOW WILL RICELETS EVER RECOVER?

In Elizabeth’s time, a blackamoor was someone blacker than a moor. In her time the idea of Prester John was still real desu. Shakespeare talks about it. A Christian (in those times, Christian was synonymous was European) king living in the heart of Africa somewhere.

If you look on maps from those era, Africa is filled with white people, supposedly from Prester John’s kingdom probably.

The blackamoors were a complete dissapoint compared to finding Prester John. Imagine looking for castles and cathedrals and only finding straw huts etc.

But Africa was also synonymous with riches too. Shakespeare talks about it. The kings of Ethiopia were richer than all European kings etc.

This idea was pervasive even until last century. Hindu kings ruling over a pocket of 10,000,000 Indians (small to India, large to Europe) adorned with jewels and ivory, etc, were symbols of wealth

i didn't write that one.

i semi wrote the lisa protest song version.

look down my nose at anyone who uses tinder

Complaining about it on an anonymous imageboard

want to hug a girl and then tongue her arsehole afterwards

lunglets jumping to their self defence stations after one anti smoking post, just like clockwork

imagine being smart
phwoar
must be nice

covering 90% of your body as to avert mens wanton gaze, and then painting the remaining 10% like a whore is indeed bizarre

Why do non-smokers get so upset when someone tells them to fuck off? Why do they care so much?

Drugs are interesting lads. Fascinating how a little pill, tab, capsule, whatever, has been designed and manufactured to make your body respond in a specific way

Insane how we're actually able to make that

>swipe selectively on tinder
>sometimes just do a few random swipes
>every match I get is an uggo from the randoms
>have never matched with someone I want

wish 3dpd girls could be this qt

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Run wagey run
Or toilstein will get you
Run wagey run
Or youll never get away x2

Wagey run wagey flew
Wagey tore his suit in two x2

chorus x2

Wagey run run so fast
want no work-related task x2

chorus x2

Wagey runs from his desk
Gets no pay cuz he wants a rest x2

chorus x 2

Some folks say a wagey won't miss
Three were missing from my office x2
One on leave
And one was sick
One had a rope around his neck x2

then whole verse and then chorus x2

Hey Mr Toilburg dont catch me
Catch that wagey not at his pc x2

chorus x 2

Wagey run run so fast
Friday comes and he was free at last x2

Went to a nightclub last night and some drunk tart stuck her finger in my ear by accident on the dance floor. Won’t be doing it again

Four British people have died and 12 others have been hurt in a coach crash in Saudi Arabia, a travel firm says.

Those killed were from Blackburn and Preston, in Lancashire, travelling from Mecca on an Umra pilgrimage.

Blackburn-based Hashim Travel said the coach they were on was hit by a fuel tanker which then caught fire and set the bus alight.

one thing i'm not going to miss about here is that you can smoke in restaurants and clubs
always come home reeking of smoke

>covering 90% of your body as to avert mens wanton gaze, and then painting the remaining 10% like a whore is indeed bizarre

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>british

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*lights cigarette*
ahh nothing more relieving than pumping artery clogging nicotine into my system to relax me temporarily
*coughs*
can't imagine being a non smoker

yea proper fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone interesting*

mind boggling how something so small can do so much.

mmm wanton

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'let
pro-tip drugs aren't making you anymore smarter

absolute state of you

Excellent news

>British

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unironically has sick moves desu

tattoos are disgusting

someone hat this

woudl really like to find the source of this.

Before I take anything I honestly doubt how such a little thing can do so much to me

you yamagucci lads?

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would you say you got your wllly... wet

model?

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Is that what they say about your willy, lad?

kek

more british than you

at least someone understands....

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>walk in on flatmate

statesnapsog.tumblr.com/post/173137361251/got-em

if you don't smoke in 2018 you are a literal social outcast and id put money on you being a virgin.. even doctors smoke lol

>kek

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how do i illegally watch a livestream ? i want to watch feyenoord - az live

Get. In.

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Why does Corbyn always look so fucking shifty

Never claimed to be British
But you are still not British, London paki.

hop in you fucking lemon

Is a Sparrow singing above your window a good or bad sign lads?