Fashion Edition
/brit/
Daniel Robinson
Mason Robinson
anime
Cooper Cook
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Bentley Morales
beer fear
The irrational feeling induced by alcohol after a heavy session. The feeling of regret and self hatred due to hangover. Waking and at first feeling indifferent about the events of the night before but then, over a period of several hours, your memory coming back in small amounts of ever growing embarassment for yourself and the way acted or what you said to, probably, the wrong person.
"Oh my God I am such an idiot I made such an arse of myself last night, I hate myself". Freinds response "Dont' be stupid you were fine. I was the one being stupid!". Your response "No you were great you just have beer fear, I was the idiot!"..........etc etc etc...............
Kayden Long
an edition without a dabbing frog with a wall of lyrics is like a breath of much needed fresh air
Levi Hughes
Got caught by nonce hunters in Greggs lads.
Dylan Morales
Cooper Parker
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
Jaxon Jackson
The thought of a much stronger man using me for sexual pleasure makes me so hard
Alexander Morris
Hope that one day everything turns out alright and i can finally be happy in life.
Dylan Stewart
Sup lads. What good britcom should I watch?
Caleb Wilson
Why do Yanks post here?
They don't fit in at all, no one likes them
Jason Garcia
i want to be a house-husband lads.
i want a career-driven wife who works her arse off to support me staying at home to look after the kids and house.
how do i achieve this?
i know a lot of you might thing i'm some sort of emasculated cuck for this, but i disagree. an emasculated cuck is someone who slaves to toilberg. an emasculated cuck is someone who leaves the rearing of his sons solely to his mother and the schooling system.
if women want to ride the tide of feminism to success, i wish them all the success and hope to ennoble myself with my own brand of success off the back of that, which is the life of the free man.
Michael Robinson
ms browns boys
Andrew Bell
I'm sorry for my posts in the previous thread. I do have that money in savings and I am paying a mortgage on a nice property, and I am 25. But all of it is down purely to privilege. I make no bones about the fact that I have had a fortunate upbringing and a stable financial safety net sits below me, of which I have done nothing to earn. I don't enjoy bragging, I just like shitposting.
Connor Hall
sorry but sunday just doesn't feel like part of the weekend
Parker Gomez
who's gregg good friend of yours? haha
Landon Clark
Swansea are proper shit, hope they and their gay cringey manager get relegated
Julian Hughes
thin bleu line
Caleb Robinson
nor does saturday because if i don't do menial tasks like shopping and repairing shit on saturday, it never ends up getting done.
Anthony Hall
wa la
bone a petit
Connor Long
You need to be good looking since you will be office arm candy.
Benjamin Rivera
pics
David Miller
kys
Jaxson Collins
agreed
pretentious grubbermunchers the lot of them
Lucas Lopez
Both Irish not british, try again.
Juan Morris
big bang theory
Hudson Rivera
no
Charles Rivera
No worries la
Isaac Perez
My cat died today, lads.
And apparently I'm responsible since I brought him to vet very late, only yesterday, while he was showing symptoms of asthma for quite some time, maybe about a month, if not more.
He died at 5 AM in my hands. I'm still crying like a little bitch, it was all my fault. Poor kitty only lived 13 years.
I had every chance to bring him to vet earlier, but I didn't. I didn't think it was something serious, just maybe some sort of a cat cold or something, he was coughing before too, so I didn't give it much thought. A week ago definite breathing problems started, and I finally set up an appointment with a vet, but it was way too late.
Like 2 hours before his death I started to panic, because the symptoms exaggerated dramatically, poor kitty was running all over the place trying to catch a breath. I had started erratically calling local vet emergency services, most of them were unavailable, and one woman vet picked up, she told me that my cat probably has fluid in the lungs and needed immediate care. She told me that she wouldn't be able to come in less than an hour. I was freaked out big time. but at this point cat started breathing a bit better, as if the fit was coming to an end, so I decided hold off the emergency, since we were planning to take the cat straight to vet at 7 AM anyway. Bad mistake on my part. Closer to 5 AM he started panting again, and his condition visibly deteriorated in the matter of minutes. He meowed twice to me and my mom before dying on my hands. He was such a pretty and smart kitty.
I don't know why I'm writing all this here in /brit/. I'm in tears and I want to die. I always thought I was a good owner, and here I fucking go — I missed the arrival of a fatal disease right before my own eyes. I always knew I was a dumb faggot, but today it hit me like a truck.
I love him so much, rest in peace, Winston. He will be missed.
Robert Collins
>most people don't have 35k in the bank
Pretty sure the average net worth of an adult is in the hundreds of thousands
Joseph Howard
i always thought being a househusband was some sort of soyboy thing where the woman is more dominant in the relationship.
can't i just feign soyboyness submissiveness to an assert wife whilst actually just leaching off her toil and raising my son in real masculinity (ie lifting weights, studying profusely and how to chirpse birds)
Carter Roberts
feet are extremely itchy
thoroughly annoying
Sebastian Jackson
oh my days I ain’t reading that
Jeremiah Perez
*remembers the 95*
Noah Wilson
what is the point of posting on /brit/?
Lucas Cox
Imagine coming from a country without Greggs, I’d kill myself I would.
Henry Nelson
whats' up with Iceland being so high
Matthew Taylor
No, you need to be a trophy to show off
Brandon Turner
makes me feel less lonely
Cameron Gomez
it's called home ownership you donut
also the average person is 48 years old right?
Jordan Morales
Do not care
Camden Long
Be good looking and in good shape and look for women that are a bit older than you.
Jace Peterson
Yes, because net worth includes assets. Hard cash in the bank is a different thing, and 35k is a good wedge.
Parker Ramirez
F
Mason Hughes
what does george galloway have to say?
Connor Gray
Brandon Ortiz
Nobody cares about your cat.
Robert Edwards
somebody save us
Juan Gutierrez
The Inbetweeners.
Alexander Kelly
James Nelson
rip
hope you're alright mate
Jose Turner
right so only chads can do it.
foiled again lads.
Gabriel Jones
hey lad I know this is Jow Forums and it doesn't really matter but just in case it impedes your professional career you should know that "i.e." means "specifically" you wanted "e.g."
Eli Martin
Damn, you lads really are as cold as ice. This pasta's been getting a solid 20+ (You)s on all other boards, in all it's different variants.
Jaxon Thomas
got a bit of a confession to make lads
i've never been to greggs
Jose Butler
>assets is the same as money in the bank.
Andrew Russell
if this is real, sorry la
if this is a low effort shitpost like the rest of your posts, fuck off
James Allen
Just remembered I called in sick to work Saturday morning because I went on a mental night out Friday and now I have to go in tomorrow and face them..
Wyatt Roberts
takes more than that to get through to us lad, we were moulded by the shitpost
Asher James
first time I went to greggs I was 22 and it was just out of curiosity not really a thing in upper middle class world to go to greggs no hate
Jordan Thomas
the weekends just seem to go buy in a depressing flash, like they just seem meaningless and it feels impossible for me to actually make the most of them or appreciate them. like i cant believe its 5pm on sunday already. maybe its just a symptom of loneliness . fuck sake
Isaiah Cook
this saffer needs a rubber tyre
Hudson Campbell
T. Go to one rsight now or else.
Adam Richardson
Ethan Taylor
>Lyca Mobile donate to the Tories
oof
Leo Stewart
while you lads work i toil, big difference indeed
Caleb Miller
Steak bake and a sausage roll lad
Adam Harris
i didnt fall for it, it read too weirdly to have been written just now
Owen Williams
This post honestly fucked me up
Samuel Hall
i mean i.e. in the capacity of 'meaning' not 'for example'
real masculinity is being adept at physical shit, chirpsing and being smart and imparting that knowledge to your sons
faux masculinity is being toilsberg or the state's pawn. eg dying for wars or toiling to support your family.
Matthew Gray
Just went to Macca's and got some Mc aloo tikki
Christian Cruz
0, 0, 0, 0, 0
Jacob Hughes
You’re a poof mate
Adam Powell
*sprints into the thread*
Logan Murphy
didn't even read beyond the first and last line desu
Mason Flores
It's fine. After the next general election youll be dragged out of your house and beaten in the street. Your former home and money will then be given to someone who actually deserves it.
Christopher Morales
Evan Parker
What books you lot reading then?
Dominic Sullivan
RIP Lil Peep
Lucas Bell
You're flag has a point haha x
Isaiah Bailey
i also hate the weekends as a normie. in that i go out on friday, and basically spend saturday recovering from the hangover and then sunday is just this awkward pre-toil day.
there is no escape lads, we NEED a 4 day week.
Henry Thomas
to real fast
Mason Rogers
been in a greggs once and the boy serving me was being rude because I didn't immediately state what I wanted as I was still looking
Carter James
got accused of frustrating the will of the people in greggs
Nicholas Thomas
All Johnny foreigners are greggslets, I feel sorry for them tbqh
Jaxson Reed
You think I come here to read walls? Heh.. think again
Wyatt Sanchez
lots of natural resources spread out equally amongst a tiny population of a small city
But adults only own a fraction of a house, usually. So if the median wealth is 200k sterling, and a house is 350k, you still have some money in the bank.
Sebastian Bell
Christopher Hughes
business idea: greggs but abroad
Jeremiah Jenkins
feel like my life is just a series of crises interspersed with periods of intense boredom
Joshua Garcia
wahey
Grayson Miller
>still looking
>in greggs
fucking creasing
Kayden Stewart
Post a music that goes with this image
Logan Moore
el gréggs
Ayden Fisher
beautiful image x
Nathaniel Gomez
William Russell
i'm also kind of normie. depends on your definition of normie i guess
Christopher Allen
corrie