/brit/

and we all just caught you posting a thumbnail

giggling

Is it in norn Ireland?

what's wrong with that? it's doubly effective

Used to do this in my house but these days there's always someone around. I know what it's like lad.

Arab Christians seem to be aligned with some faction of the Muslims for the most part.

>not sick but not well
literally me lmoa

imagine turning a sweet, truly english company that is greggs into a soulless billion dollar company

sister is going out with someone who was in my year
both massive normie twats
practically the only reason i don't want to go home because i'll see him round my house

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bit chilly now lads

is your sister older than you? lmao

>be british
>cant own a pocket knife
>get's acid thrown in face

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fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

you just said it was the workmen you faggot

younger

*BREATHES* LOOOK AT THIS DUDE!!!!!

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>be american
>have no greggs
lmarseoff

Post cats

cuck

Ey are you a yank?
Have some questions.

Just saw a car ad that was making chuck norris jokes, have I been teleported back in time

Good, they're still pakis who follow a semitic religion

Nah I'm a Brit hence why I'm posting in /brit/ and not /cum/

lmao

>yanks have ads for spark plugs on their tv

strange, never really thought what type of spark plug to use 3bh

lmoa
lmoa
lmoa

lol the greasy fat northerners got a bit upset at me saying that sausage rolls are shite
hehe

having a 'omfy 'unday 'ider

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tbf the brother's gf is not the most attractive

Why does every terrible guardian article always start with "it's time to.."?

>he post lmao
>actually his face is dead serious

would have been funny if she was older tbf

THATS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

how old are you/she

What's it like living in a foreign country?
Am going to Croatia in a few days for work related reasons. What are some things that you needed to learn once you started living by yourself?

*farts*

the horror...the horror....

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/cum/ is for spics and yanks, /brit/'s for everyone

20 minutes to save the nhs

Thought /cum/ was for Cumbrians

Imagine unironically believing Britain is an Islamic caliphate and you can't buy spoons. The absolute state of these people

Going down t’Greggs lads wan anything?

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>linkedin

Who says Germans don't have a sense of humour?

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talking to my sister and she says she saw my ex being cuddly to another man last night

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was just btfo by a yank nazi with an anime avatar

DID THE MAN PUNCH THE MAN?!

*sniffs*

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MISS front magazine

expect the worst from people and you might just be happy when they exceed your expectations

BEADY EYES ANGLO LIES

'

Do it again Harris

*goes to hug you*

why would your sister say such a thing to you, does she hate you?

she is your ex after all lad

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can't tell you i know that feeling but it seems bad

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ancient gimmick

really love her
youtube.com/watch?v=x0dNpGO1pCk

1000 POUNDS

>don't mention the war

if you truly love someone set them free :)

I don't understand the beady eye anglo/ Mosley meme. He was against WWII.

I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.

>went on a night out with this lass i sort of know
>being my normal charming self
>having a bit of a boogie
>she starts grinding on me as you do
>not really into it but i'll allow it to save us any embarrassment
>she's starts texting me, nothing major
>ask if she wants to hang out or something
>no reply for a couple days
>'sorry i meant to reply earlier, i've been really ill what are you doing later in the week'
>i say i'm not too busy let me know if you're bored and we can hang out
>she agrees
>haven't seen or spoken to her in over a week
wish i could read women's minds like in that mel gibson film tbqh

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DO IT AGAIN

this is pretty

any white shoes & no socks man in

You shouldn't care but she shouldn't have told you to be fair, not relevant info

Oh I'd also add that if you're an autist like me you'll spend quite a while trying to make friends and establish connections

Sickening

Didn't read, literally don't care

i don't think the turk who started it knew that but it's kind of funnier that way

might go to london again on saturday
can't stay away from the place

virgin

Dire

LOL I WAS OUT WITH A GIRL LAST NIGHT LADS AND SOMETHING AWKWARD HAPPENED LOL DOES SHE LOVE ME?? SHE SWIPED ME ON TINDER XDD

yeah i'm sure a bosnian serb moving down the road to croatia is a VERY similar experience to a brit living in china

shut up up fucking virgin freak

love benzos, makes me such a normie

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MISS nuts magazine too

the sheer autism on here is shocking sometimes

ye my white vans

Favourite bevvie?

this is why i come on here

the autism from you lot is hilarious

openbookchallenge.com/

business idea: present /brit/ to openbookchallenge

>Arthur ''Hiding in a shelter? Here comes the melter!'' Harris

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>women's minds

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When did your government become all nanny state? This is obscene. What's to stop a lovely girl, 8 or 9 years old, having enjoyable sex with you and then accusing you of rape?

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