ITT: Upset an Italian person in a single post

I'm 190

I'm Danish

6", dont know how gay yuro units work

noice. let's make 4ch manlet free zone :DDD

Thank you Italy for not getting mad at these stupid trolls.

Daily reminder Europe and whole world would be shit without Italy.^^

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Nice :D
Should be almost 6'2''

a fucking terrone is 3 cm taller than me

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just multiply every day shit with 2.54 duh

Look at me

I'm the Dane now

I know this guy, his face was posted on /ita/ a lot

I'm not t*rrone, t

il beota si farà doxxare un giorno o l'altro

Italian are short, smelly, brown, very very dumb and hairy. Their accent is a mix of African tribal whistles and ooga booga with Arabic intonation.
Their history is very pathetic and their food overrated and one of the worst in the planet.
Summarizing, Italy is worthlesss.

this is upsetting I suppose

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wtf i thought this stupidity is only done in estonia and russia :DDDDDD

Every americuck I know says their 6 foot, when they are actually 5'11'' or 5'10''barefoot . I doubt ur exactly 183 cm

It is. Too much ketchup too little wurstel, and is that a portion for ants?

ants can't travel on food plates. i have monitored

Perchè gli italiani sono molto aggressivi è muovono la mano così?

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Those are terroni

translate this

youtube.com/watch?v=08n5lhRHIqs

177 cm tatar jew reporting in.

What kind of autist has a meltdown like that in public lmao

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he went to buy a car.
the car was not good.
a lot of cursing.

I'm 217 cm pipsqueak ;)

An autist that tried to buy stolen goods and got fucked over

Qual è la differenza? Cosa sei e dove vivi?

more depressing than upsetting, desu

it is too slippery for insect legs

>went to buy a car
>in a foreign country
>in a town that is known as the world capital of scammers
He deserved it

Basically every stereotype you know about Italians (loud, short, brown, lazy and the like) comes from the terroni immigrants that went to the US
I'm not a terrone

why do they thrw their bags in the street?

terroni= real italians
polentoni= gauls

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think like a criminal you wont get criminals taking your shit. there is probably nothing of worth in the bag.

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No, real italians are from the centre(Tuscany not included), the south was colonized by greeks.

BTFO BY FUCKING ETHIOPIA

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central italy is pure TURK

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when in naples do as the neapolitans do

hello paisà

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Italians are Southrons and therefore not white.

Are Sardinians more polentoni or terroni?

>ITT: Upset an Italian person in a single post.
You never have too. They always start arguing with each other. Just look at this thread.

anoni. cosa significa ciutaglione?

>the south was colonized by greeks
More like by moors lmao

They're their own thing, like basques.

Sardinians are ancient Atlantideans who were left behind when their race left the Earth via the stargate

Questo è vero?

youtube.com/watch?v=oKquOr3ZJpQ

pure phenicians bulls

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Ligurians = the only real Italians that were not replaced by ind*eur*peans

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>tfw half italian
>skin is pale yellowish (like a spic's)
>thought i was northern italian my whole life since my last name is
>(((DNA test))) leaves the northern part of italy blank and fills in calabria instead

Oh well. At least I don't have a hooked kike nose like most italians.

I hate them all.

>>thought i was northern italian my whole life since my last name is
Protip: Lombardo is the most terrone surname ever

mine is mantovi though

How the fuck can Italians be more TURKED than Balkans? And why are Romanians so disproportionally TURKED compared to their neighbours when Romanians were for the most part only vassalised by the Ottomans while their Balkan neighbours were annexed totally?

Weird

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>mantovi
sounds like some small insect sexually transported. very italian

Your mom sucks my dick.

what is

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you get my left overs when i eat your moms spaghetti

Looks like your mom preferred the BIG SPICY 'NDUJA to salama da sugo, if you know what I mean

my dad is polish so I don't know what you mean

The frequency of your surname here in Italy

your surname map, dumbo

it says it's a northern name but I still look like a spic

all shitalians are brown

Maybe your family had a weird genetic admixture

>Italian surname
>dad is Polish

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kys sicilian trash

most people in north italy have brown eyes

Turks are invaders from Central Asia though, not Anatolia. And Etruscans were only one of many other peoples who lived in Italy.

Fucking wops ruining our country.

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read the yellow lines

also romans were TURK too

romanians are romans, therefore TURK

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Because Balkans weren't "Turked" to begin with and the "Turks" themselves were Anatolied and Balkaned.

>
>mantovich
better now?

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pravelno shto nje mandavoskavich?

What's the point of spaghettini? Does anyone actually intend to ever buy spaghettini? The only times I've bought spaghettini are when I've mistaken it for spaghetti. There's no difference between angel hair and spaghettini.