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le funny worm haha edition

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Pretty sure it's a caterpillar.

bakerloo and hammersmith and city lines are shite

apoo

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bet you're fun at dungeons and dragons sessions

This is the story of three Texas boys busy mindin' their own bidnis
When the Angel of the Lord appeared unto them saying:
"When the Winston Churchill's start firin' their Winston rifles in the sky from the Lone Star State
Drinkin' their Lone Star beer and smoking their Winston cigarettes
You know the time is drawin' nigh when the sun shall be lifted on high"
We told them that didn't sound very Sunday-go-ta-meetin
"What do you expect?" they said
"When God calls the crippled deaf and blind to lead the children of Israel to the promised land
"The children of Israel?" we asked
"Don't you boys know nothing? - The USA's the center of Jerusalem."

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went out for a walk
very quiet out
no cars, no people
saw a cat though
cat it a good stroke

debate and discussion

>hammersmith and city lines
does this even exist like

the three sub surface lines are so fucking confusing I just get a bus

Shall be killing myself in one years time if things have not improved.

how do i fix being ugly?

Anyone got any general election memes?

anyone got any memes about elections in general?

ah wow I can get 2 for 1! oh wait it's still a complete rip off

try being less earthy

nah boi fick di

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Why do people fetishize council housing?

Weird that I'm the only trans person to regularly post in this general

>ywn be a high ranking navy officer who has his pick of young 21 year old female qt recruits to drain his married ballsack in each night

why live

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can't see flags for some reason
time to play guess the yank

Shut up fattie.

most things in life are because of memes

doing a tears lads got out of hospital a week ago and only been visited once by 1 friend, just dawned on me that i actually dont have any true friends and nobody cares about me.. not sure if it hurts more to know thats true or that i've been stupid enough to live under false pretences for years. lonely times

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me, deano and smithy started doing fortnite dances at the pub last night and got kicked out lmao

still creasing now

because it's absolutely aesthetic

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Don't buy it then. If others are willing to pay that price, that's their decision, why do you care?

No, money off vouchers. There's loads of £10 of £25 spend codes floating around for example. You'd be daft to pay their marked prices when you can simply do a little Googling and find coupons.

get tae fuck

have no idea what you are talking about

making a pearl barley tabbouleh for some tasty yet healthy lunches throughout the week

the 'abs

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*hugs you*

i bet it smells like the inside of a wheelie bin

Stupid fucking vendors won't even bother to log in on a weekend.

Your job is literally sitting on a computer and sending out parcels you lazy fuck put some effort into it at least

glasgow subway looks so funny hee hee

openly*

Done about £700 on nights out in the last month

good on ya lad, good on ya

can tell you're a pseud

nah boi fick di

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>13.99 GPB Sterling for a bit of cheese on toast
>What a bargain!

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I don't care, I was backing up my point that they're a rip off based on the cost to produce.

ok

thanks mate

ooh aren't you smart?
fuck off, tryhard

r u nu?

Toilberg! Is it... over?

>At long last. No weekend lasts forever, my runt.

I see... only toiling... before... me...

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gott strafe _____

Surely nobody buys full price Dominos, the whole selling point is that the pizzas are really expensive, but there's always multiple deals going, so they trick you into feeling like you're getting a bargain

this meme man looks exactly like my brother, it's really upsetting

no u?

fred earth

my whole existence now is memes

what are some must-read books lads?

All a coincidence comrade

the fred movie

Antiques roadshow is on and I can’t be arsed to find the zapper to change it

n

wish there was a qt grill to let me stick my todger in her fanny

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Chin up lad, at least you've got us :)

spot the dog
where's wally?
1Q84
the bible
fort comme la mort

>I cheated because things weren’t great and a coworker filled a void. I could’ve easily told [my husband] but the new guy was refreshing. We made up, and a year later, I cheated again. I thought we were good but all it took was a few drinks, distance, and a little connection with another deployed coworker for me to have another affair. My husband is a great man and deserves the best, but he lacked compassion and affection. He tried to communicate with me but it didn’t work because i have this “wall” up against him. It’s just him. — Julia, 28

catch 22

my local pizza place always has ten or twelve already-made pizzas on trays and i ask which one has been sitting out the longest and hernan behind the counter always says "they're all fresh!" and i repeat my self and then hernan points to the oldest one. i get two slices, walk home, drench it in ranch and hot sauce, burp it up for the rest of the night. just love nasty old pizza so much

smirkin at this

is that a willy under there?

love that show

t. my nan

the count of monte cristo

>Mr and Mrs pac man
How did they get away with this?

the thing is i never mentioned money or acted arrogant before she told me he "had his life together" and "takes me holidays" the implication being of course he's wealthy and successful and i'm not because i'm a druggie or something. so making her watch me prove slowly that i can just get money for nothing and piss it away like it's nothing is glorious

the ladbible

how does one become count of a sandwich?

make more of an effort with your friends and make new ones too. i had no friends for a long period of time but i've tried hard and now have a moderately sized friendship group.

reckon this is one of the most pure songs lads x

youtube.com/watch?v=PBkA4-U4MPk

get pure x

any receding hairline in your early 20s man in

willy willy poo bum fanny flaps

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_of_Sandwich

how does she even know you do coke

the bible
god delusion
the bible

in that order

the ego and its own

anyone been watching the footy today lads?

Moving in with a couple of my mates this summer, pity you friendless gremlins

20 and have a full head of black hair
Knew a kid in high school who was balding
Very grim

LOL

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does oxford know who pozzed up his bumhole?

Slaughterhouse 5
To Kill A Mockingbird
Moby Dick
A Clockwork Orange
Crime and Punishment

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i dont understand your story at all if you both work same job how can she be so poor that she is impressed by 5k this whole thing sounds nonsense

They're also to entice to buy more stuff too. I suppose it's really good business as it must cost them pennies to make a pizza, so even knocking a tenner off a £25 spend, they're still making

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I believe the influence of Kierkegaard on Camus is underestimated. I believe Dennis Gabor may very well have been the Antichrist. I believe Hobbes is just Rousseau in a dark mirror. I believe, with Hegel, that transcendence is absorption.

Everyone post your gfs.

I'll start.

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hello nigger

Hate it when the co-toiler whines about grey hair when he has a perfect hairline.

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yeah, i already shave down to a 1 every few days

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max stirner DESTROYS communism

>I believe Hobbes is just Rousseau in a dark mirror
lolwut?