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Being British means having a British passport, simple as edition

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being british means being born in britian

any subscribers to xi jingping thought in?

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being british means nobbing slags round the back of greggs

>hair grafts
OH NONONONONO

love england
hate the english
simple as

reckon i've got avolition lads

pray for me yeah

alri fellow brits

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No
It means holding british citizenship which being born in britain does not necessarily confer

can't believe a little bit of banter in the british section of a mongolian fingerpainting forum has caused alan to spend thousands on hair surgery

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fucking hell lads why can't my life just be looking at trains with the 6.8 gf why must toilberg punish me so

alri

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My dad and his friends always called niggers 'fungees growing up because thier heads always looked like mushrooms

Not a fan of canada rehashing the royal arms for its coat of arms

sorry mate, I'm atheist

rip

vickis a 7 sweetie

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Looking absolutely Peng so far. Can't begin to tell you how obnoxious the selfie posting will become once it completely stabilises

I refuse to believe women this hot dressed like this are anything but prostitutes for the rich and famous

oi oi

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Reckon we should slap this on the side of a bus.

she's a 6 and you know it slaaaaag

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being british means being of the purest normano-celtic stock only
others need not apply

ethnic kids in a nearby park are laughing, can't go to sleep

post the top of your head alan

alri chang

the NZ and aus coat of arms look like deviantart trash
im glad we didnt put a beaver or something equally stupid on ours

disgusting

Kill them

Feel like rape

can i still become a brit? or is my english too bad like the edgy user said?

Icelandic is a fucking great language for rap

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alri

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dutch and french are euro brits

>keep saying /brit/ memes when pissed

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Aha cool mate anyway chicken tikka masala, butter naan and one popadam there boss

Too many eartmongs in the room

are you white?

vocaroo and ill let you know

might make one of those "bruh, look at this dude" meme videos once alans 'hair' grows in

What can I tell you m8 most of my major life choices are based on the anonymous opinions of some virgin British goblins from the internet

How much does /brit/ make?

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i was in marseilles last year and there are french people who look like fucking italians or spaniards. they are not white by germanic standards. nowhere in the uk is like that at all. there are a few dark celts but even they are rare among irish/scots.

Want all right wing subhumans hanging from lamp posts

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>purest
>normano AND celtic

yes, pure

>alan
>calling anyone a goblin

fuck off little pervert imp

ah thank you lad
yes even whiter than varg vikernes
no i dont like to let people her may vegan virgin beta soy voice

Listening to songs of faith and devotion by Depeche mode

>dying for nothing

NZ's is kino
Remiscent of the UK's without being just a rip off of ours

Australia's serves its purpose

Canada is just the british one with some leaves stick on

Reading a Star Wars book.

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communism doesnt work

anyone want HEEMing?

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Help me lads

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post what is currently in front of you

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How much did it cost you?

capitalism doesn't work lads

Poo Dameron

my chad 6'6 m8 brought nos into the nightclub when we were pinging our tits off last night

would the bouncers have been pissed if they saw us do that?

>in marseilles
um sweetie why should i care about your trip to the maghreb

Aha cheers mate, I don’t usually use uber but it’s cheap innit so thought I’d give it a go.. anyway I’m too drunk to chat so I’m just gonna sleep boss when you get to the roundabout it’s the first left.

Disgusting whore submit to allah or be caned

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29 grand

Could make more but i prefer not to work that hard

Let me see your goblin face you little shit

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Love the Life you Live and Live the Life you Love

>literally being made in France

How will leave voting plebs ever justify this?

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not greggs not arsed love

if I do I'll get banned

but lucky you

xi jinping thought isn't communism
it's radical centrism with chinese characteristics

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>Disgusting whore submit to allah or be caned

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give this a go lad you'll love it

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Yeah yeah anyway Swansea were fucking awful today and got bullied by a City side who were putting in zero effort.

alan is a purebred berber

fatty

How is your house so sunny its dark round mine

Fucking kek

ah yes white women

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have you ever pooed while on md

i recommend it

North Africans are 85 IQ quadroon subhumans

fat legs and sunshine? where you at lad

based algerian

"We should have like 100 babies desu"
Haha jk.
I meant 10."
Then talk about reproduction and families and ride that wave.

why are there fat people on top of eachother?

well then no because britain wants no white immigrants

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>How will leave voting plebs ever justify this?
Fuck all to do with Brexit, you cock-shiner.

summer reminds me of alan

I’m thinking about learning how to speak Anglo-Saxon

NZ literally has an inter racial couple on their coat of arms, it sucks
and the australian one looks like a parody and it also looks republican
>kino
reddit

I'm 29 and have never been to fast food place like McDonald's or KFC. Never been to a Greggs either.

What am I missing?

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Alri

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cannot stop asking questions i dont want to know the answer too

Unironically due to EU rules.

>Fucking kek
Ah yes mean mean rebuttal destroyed my feeling

shit! any Anglo safe haven for whites?

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are you friends with any pakistani peeps? nothing against them here