/brit/

Can coke seriously fuck you up

My vision has been fucked since I stopped doing it last night and my left arm is tingly

Sky Italia reporting that Napoli's charter back from Turin will be delayed... thousands gathering at Naples airport + authorities need to figure how to get team out...

heart attack incoming

we're all in here
for real

feel like i should give some background on the cokelad designer shoes money shit. she is incredibly attractive and clearly likes me but hates drugs and shit. her bf is a semi pro darts player who earns like 4-5 grand a year from tournaments. when things got particularly intense once she told me "my boyfriend has his life together, unlike you" and proceeded to talk about the week long package holiday to tenerife he paid for and his nice audi (53 plate one so 15 years old and worth fuck all) she clearly loves being spoiled and thinks she's got a good meal ticket. i've blasted thorugh £20,000 worth of coke in 16 months so if i can afford that i can afford to demonstrate how the successful bf with his life together is actually a pleb. i might pretend i want to buy an audi tt like his and look it up and comment on the fact it's worth less than a 5 year old vauxhall corsa. she's so vain and shallow this actually makes her like me more, and she's so fucking hot i can't stop chasing her

why would I lie?

Stop making generals fucking roddy poos

You have 5 generals up right now just stop

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umm no sweaty?? ^^

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This is why so much of postmodern thought is concerned with events after the end of the world. Military think tanks generate contingency plans for "the day after" a massive thermonuclear exchange. I also recall a Trotskyist fringe group, the Posadaists, that preached the virtues of "revolutionary nuclear war." Such reckless calculations may scandalize many, but science fiction writers have long been doing the same. Philip K. Dick and J. G. Ballard both regard catastrophe not as the culmination of life, but as a precondition, and even a stimulus, for continued action. With disingenuous blitheness, Dick suggests that his Dr. Bloodmoney "is an extremely hopeful novel," because it "does not posit the end of human civilization as a result of the next war. People are still around and they are still coping." Indeed, they are "coping," in this and in other of Dick's postapocalyptic novels, with vast paranoid conspiracies, with crippling ontological doubts about the reality of everything they experience, and with mutants whose magical powers and manias for control lead them to inflict new forms of suffering; but this doesn't much change things. For Dick's point is that apocalyptic tremors, like psychedelic drugs, don't do anything other than force us to be more fully aware of the horrors (and the joys) that we are experiencing already. It would be superfluous to dread the onset of those very conditions (ubiquitous commodification, media manipulation, conspiratorial bureaucracies) that already shape our everyday life under late capitalism. We are compelled to acknowledge such forces, just as Descartes was compelled to posit the existence of God. If Ronald Reagan didn't exist, it would be necessary to invent him.

well done thread splitting cunt you've killed the threads off

stupid fucking bastard need your teeth kicking down your throat you retarded cunt fucking twat

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find a non runty girl

YOU CRETIN

*wins the quadruple*

Fucking odd for simply winning a game

this tbqh

Creator of this thread is a joker, destroyed /brit/ and the autists are seething

it only gets worse for her
haha gradeschoolers are so fucking dumb

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What even happened?

awake

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birmingham to london is the only cheap trainline in the country
£15 for return tickets within a week

shall be continuing my gimmick at a later date [unfortunately most of it is scattered across 3 fucking threads]

please resume normal service brit

youtube.com/watch?v=6X4alklR5q0
CHOON

it's hilarious how colleges force this liberal bullshit down kids' throats
the moment they step out into the real world all of this nonsense will be thrown out of the window

do stem students have to take these classes?

Why are French people so fucking lazy?

>hurt my knee a few days ago at muay thai
>been hobbling around with a limp
>French girlfriend goes 'oh chaton maybe you shouldn't go to work tomorrow, you need to rest, call in sick'
>I'm a fucking accountant sitting behind a desk all day

Reeeeeee so fucking glad we left the EU fucking lazy cunting europeans

what's the significance of line numbers being stripped from the file la? obfuscate what exactly?
and same with local symbols being stripped. for what purpose?

no

>oh chaton maybe you shouldn't go to work tomorrow, you need to rest, call in sick

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youtu.be/PsUfg5Octew
youtu.be/PsUfg5Octew

>35 hour work week

I work that in 3 days. Lazy cunts.

>yes i will toil endlessly for toilberg even when im sick
the a*glo mind at work

reckon we should move to another, earthier thread

>just visited some friends I hadn't seen in a long time
>wasn't unpleasant but nothing special. Expensive tho
>thinking of people I have and haven't connected with
>thinking of all the failed friendships I tried to spark at uni
>dumb messages on normiebook
>don't even cringe at the thought anymore
>just nothing
I'm think I'm done trying to form or maintain relationships

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maybe take a real subject then

kewl

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fucks sake accidentally booked my return journey twice because i already had a single in the basket then booked a return journey
7 quid down thepain

You're right. Even native Brits don't keep their noses to the grindstone, where will Muhammad get his gibs from?

Where’s the fucking new

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

Walk into almost any class at the college where I taught and you will immediately appreciate that you are in a post disciplinary framework. Foucault painstakingly enumerated the way in which discipline was installed through the imposition of rigid body postures. During lessons at our college, however, students will be found slumped on desk, talking almost constantly, snacking incessantly (or even, on occasions, eating full meals).

The old disciplinary segmentation of time is breaking down. The carceral regime of discipline is being eroded by the technologies of control, with their systems of perpetual consumption and continuous development. The system by which the college is funded means that it literally cannot afford to exclude students, even if it wanted to. Resources are allocated to colleges on the basis of how successfully they meet targets on achievement (exam results), attendance and retention of students. This combination of market imperatives with bureaucratically-defined 'targets' is typical of the 'market Stalinist' initiatives which now regulate public services. The lack of an effective disciplinary system has not, to say the least, been compensated for by an increase in student self-motivation. Students are aware that if they don't attend for weeks on end, and/or if they don't produce any work, they will not face any meaningful sanction. They typically respond to this freedom not by pursuing projects but by falling into hedonic (or
anhedonic) lassitude: the soft narcosis, the comfort food oblivion of Playstation, all-night TV and marijuana. Ask students to read for more than a couple of sentences and many - and these are A-level students mind you - will protest that they can't do it.

The most frequent complaint teachers hear is that it's boring. It is not so much the content of the written Material that is at issue here; it is the act of reading itself that is deemed to be 'boring'.

>work at a small accountancy practice
>2 more exams, a bit more experience and I'll have a practicing license
>can start my own firm and be the jew everyone despises

engineering isnt a real subject

i'm an engineering student
i took this soft skills class for the lulz

everyone at work is intimidated by my intellect

>took it for the lulz
>accidentally gets indoctrinated

hate my phimo

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getting fat again
got no job
got no friends
got no money
ugly
family is disappointed in me
mentally ill
family house is falling apart no money to fix it
no social skills
small willy
got phimosis
everyone thinks im a freak
im thick as shit
bad genes probably going to die young
addicted to diet pop and crisps and morrisons meal deals
spend 10+ hours a day on my computer, usually here
had previous opportunities to better myself, turned them down
under 6ft tall
can't grow facial hair
never had a gf
virgin

not even close

Havin some lulz

Earthy.

>During lessons at our college, however, students will be found slumped on desk, talking almost constantly, snacking incessantly
what shitty college was this

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not everyone is as impressionable as you are

>I study engineering

aka. I'm like this lad only worse

reminder to practise mindfulness training and meditate daily

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what ends in ldn should i stay in lads?

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waste of time

Had half a box of Fuel 10k cereal for breakfast and have been on the toilet ever since.

Literally had about 6 shits today FFS

FUCK HER

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so is posting on here

>engineering

enjoy rising the ranks of Janitor Corp.

>12 pound a night
sounds like a front for a paki organ harvesting/grooming gang

just had an amazing day with the gf lads
she's such a cutie

got a really rare form of phimosis

cold showers

you're right
i regret it
there was 38 people in this class at the start of the semester. now there's 6

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>w-we'll h-have to g-get a third h-haha

>french GF

you don't know how lucky you are, NEED a continental GF, med, french, german, slav I don't care, british women are just grim

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have a 3 inch dick

Fatty
Lazy prick
Weirdo
Povvo cunt
Ugly spacker
Horrid disgrace
Schizoid runt
Gyppo
Loner
Dickless wonder
Phimotic waste
Freak
Thicko
Malformed runtoid
Mental weakling
Autist
Manlet
Soytwat
Lonely oddball
Virgin freak

How tall just for future reference?

slept with 23+ girls but I've never had a gf and it hurts me a lot tbqh

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pics

youtube.com/watch?v=2w1Q8ZkXZ1Q

absolute belter of a choon

/brit/ is off his nut again

might just filter yanks
horrid lot they are

Well what are you looking for

Four four almost finite
When I peeked inside
I did not see chalice or grail
God wasn't there
In the darkness
The curtain tearn
I already saw
Black ships ate the sky
And flying moons
Scared children
The dusk blue breaks
And the bluebottles laugh
The trees all fall and I hear collapse
But smile and nod and watch the dim sunset
Whilst the cocktails clash
Their bleak glass domes
Make shivers in my peacock eye
And I am all Thumbelina
I died for you all
And if I took the time
To take your time
And sleep this time all the way home
And watch the eggtimers bubble and wink
There's a face behind a gun
That sleeps behind the owl
The matinee is showing in town sunset
And we tumble into the cardboard sunset
Dim
Birdsong
Teethless
Sunset
The flowers smile

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Great response, disregard her mate.

youtube.com/watch?v=Gx_BWSVhz8w
MANDATORY viewing for toil drones.

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like NZ poster
dislike Yanks

simple as