/brit/ + /birt/

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anime

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google.com/newsstand/s/CBIwxLfJoTg
Pippa Middleton got kicked out of Tesco hahaha

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the royal family unironically shouldn't mix with commoners

would deposit semen in the reproductive cavity of this specimen.

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really autistic link
fuck you

ww2 bomb fell through the ceiling of my great grandparents bedroom whilst they were at the cinema

We don't need the Royal Family

One, here comes the two to the three to the four
Everybody drunk out on the dance floor
Baby girl ass jiggle like she want more
Like she a groupie and I ain't even on tour
Maybe cause she heard that I rhyme hardcore
Or maybe cause she heard that I buy out the stores
Bottom of the nineth and a nigga gotta score
If not I gotta move on to the next whore

Here comes the three to the two, to the one
Homeboy trippin' he don't know I got a gun
When it come to pop, we do shit for fun
You ain't got one? Nigga you better run
Now I'm in the back gettin' head from a hun
While she goin' down I'm braggin' on what I done
She smokin' my blunt sayin' she ain't havin' fun
Bitch give it back now you don't get none

Everybody in the club gettin' earthy
(Everybody in the club gettin' earthy)
Everybody in the club gettin' earthy
(Everybody in the club gettin' earthy)
Everybody in the club gettin' earthy
(Everybody in the club gettin' earthy)
Everybody in the club gettin' earthy
(Everybody in the club gettin' earthy)

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grand parents were gassed in the holocaust

Is that where the tragedy of your life started?

proven benefit to the taxpayer
fuck you

is it a boy

youtube.com/watch?v=-imYn74EIJo

you tell me

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slag

got aids from the oxford bender

definitely. good makeup on the chest

NEED A BIG BLACK DADDY TO POZ MY NEG HOLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

any anime man in?

youtube.com/watch?v=2bm2WmWiohw

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/t024bMoRiDPIDialGnuKPsg/edit#gid=1669966328

hmmmm yes
*nibbles the button off your coat*

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virgin freak. go outside and look at a real woman for once in your life.

We should go full Cromwell and behead the Queen

actual virus do not click

got an idea for a new /tv/ Jow Forums bait thread

scromiting

might start eating just candy

virus

love mucousy vaginas me
deh (first time user of this deh thing, AMAZE!!)

i'm sorry you had to find you were attracted to a boy

>life's short
>it's the longest thing anybody will do

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>might start eating just candy

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deh youtube.com/watch?v=iS2OxhPCNyo

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find out*

Some chebs

the ku klux klan was perfectly justified

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>was

>tfw she's sleeping with the whole neighbor hood

am alyays making silly mistakes aha

this image is the oldest image on any of my hard drives
it's from 2001, when i was 13 and playing diablo 2 every day

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where did the time go?

Should I just marry a chinese woman like 2 of my friends did?

off to sleep
hope I never wake

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need an earthy wank, any suggestions?

always*

i am dangerously obsessed with this woman because i know she likes me but thinks her bf is better and it enrages me daily

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desperately need a woman to do this to me

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Time was ago

toil on the morrow

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y not
dig a hole and use it as your fleshlight

hello grandad

bro let me hit your Juul

if you're game, i'll open a brap thread on /gif/ and post some of my collection

soil from sorrow

*drives on your face with a fifteen wheel lorry*

you could i guess, alternatively you could try wmbf since those turn out to be more successfull than every other wm relationship, especially if youre after kids

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its gay to poop on his poop for the sake of it, but not if the flush is broken or some other mitigating circumstance. peeing is ok because it makes you feel powerful.

cats meowing outside my bedroom window because its open and he can hear me

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yes

boil these taros

youtube.com/watch?v=yDuMCIrzx5E

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alri' hold on

why you making noise for

BRING HIM IN!

Dump it

turns out /brap/ was already going strong.

just put 100mg of 66-fag-poo right up the shitter

DEM FOOKIN TORIES

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*shuffles over to you with my trousers around my ankles and dumps it*

you sure its not having sex with a female

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fuck

lmao fuck off newfag leaf twat

imagine the weirdo who made this image
just imagine

coil in a burrow

youtube.com/watch?v=2T1YrR_fBK4

lads?

imagine something. ... please?

da torees ar based dum norf man

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don't get it

Had to call in sick to work because I’m having panic attacks and insomnia lol

>tfw northern tory

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bit quiet

Imagine being a heterosexusl male in the soul of a homosexual female in the body of a bisexual male

*screams*