Culture Pals /cp/

>And what am I your kid ?
I am disappoint son.
no mint in your chocolate.
but i don't think we have heidi here. just lindt. and they have chocolate with orange :)

>You know what that means!
Yes. now i will enjoy my delicious Hawaiian pizza and eat chocolate with orange for dessert.

all the best in the world
alcohol, cherry and chocolate.
best of all, no mint :)

Go to festival downtown with grill?

or finish studying?

???

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Hey, we got this too. We call them "Mon Cherry"

Sorry, it's spelled "Mon Chéri" and it's from the same company that makes Ferrero Rocher so you know it's gonna be good

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eh i just picked heidi because that was on top of my head

Lindt is too expensive like 2-3e, fuck that

Exactly, best of everything

yeah I guess as much, although we make our own so it's a lot cheaper to buy

Also lmao it's made my Stark. Not even joking.

stark.rs/

Tony turned to chocolate making I suppose

>makes Ferrero Rocher so you know it's gonna be good
they made chocolate with coconut though. :(

I never heard about Stark before. Is it famous?

They fucked up on that one but at least you can still buy the classic version

>I never heard about Stark before. Is it famous?

Yeah Tony Stark, Iron Man.

Where have you been living for the last 10 years.

You know we have a song about girls who eat ferrero rocher

youtube.com/watch?v=C_Iv_2B0qFo

He talks about it

>Next songs speaks of medical nurses, counters, the girls who work in what you call it, personal banking, the thing where you go in the back and they sell you life insurance and fuck you over for life, they work there in suits, pretend to be nice, and sell themselves for raffelo, ferrero rocher, and such small thing it's unbeliveable. for milka with biscuits. fuck yourself with milka with biscuts, I shit in your milka with biscuts, fuck you and milky way.

Best intro to the song ever.

wtf Tony Stark has a chocolate company? kek
also, gotta go now. goodnight, folks

>tfw no Moldovan qt

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Nah, it's his poor slavic brother Štark. Tomislav Štark

aight, good night

>sell themselves for raffelo
to hell with those little coconut shits
it seems you have songs for just about anything there.

>to hell with those little coconut shits
Shit used to be my favorite when I was a kid.

>it seems you have songs for just about anything there.
Yeah pretty much

I mean when you arrived at a point back in the 80s that you made things like

youtube.com/watch?v=6g9s812TKfw

>Erotic hits - I worked in a bake shop

>It's hot, fuck god, I'm completely naked, baking bread, making pie, I constantly think of cock

Kinda shows you explored all other avenues of music right ?

>I'm completely naked, baking bread, making pie, I constantly think of cock
I am not going to buy from this bakery.

> favorite when I was a kid.
thank goodness you outgrew it.

Oh that's just the start. She goes on and on about fucking some old man that came in to trade cock for pie.

>thank goodness you outgrew it.

Hardly. It just got too expensive to eat it.

Here's something else from my mouth that we all knew and used to sing going to school

youtube.com/watch?v=X-F1Allb7g8

>My mother gave birth to me in a bar
>instead of a tit, she gave me a cigar
>As a kid, she took me to walk on burdock
>from all the sports, pussy is the best.

>my mouth

my youth*

B U M P
U
M
P

Bump for Asian power hour :')

Which nationality of qts is the easiest to get nudes from?

how 2 get a kgf? i'm 6'1 and white if that helps

If you're an average white male prolly asian thots

>Average white male
Well shit, i found my problem

So far I've got nudes from mostly asian chicks and one random turkish chick. But what I've seen guys on here saying is that its russian girls mostly, followed by south americans

How do you guys steer a convo into flirting? I could never find a smooth way into it

I have never once received nudes from a sudaca

Neither, just going off what I've seen a few more experienced dudes on here saying. Was genuinely surprised how easy it was to get that Turkish girl's nudes though. She had sorta slutty pics and I asked if she was looking for attention from men, she said yes and long story short I got a few nudes from her, sadly she either deleted her account or some cunt reported her.

Moldovan are just russiefied romanian, so just go for romanian.

>tfw catfishing guy for ages
>he still believes I'm a qt
>he keeps saying he isn't happy in his major
>tells me he's in nursing cuz of the money
>recommend he switch into geology
>he was always into rock climbing and other outdoor stuff so it seemed like a good fit
>he switched
>he's really enjoying his new major
>loving the field course aspect of it as well
>he even met a qt girl there and he's been hanging out with her a lot

At least something good has come of this

I think you now have a mission to save many unhappy guys.

That is a cute story

Cute... CUTE

>If i ban indonesia and thailand I lose 99% of messages i get
That said, it's my fault for qtcrawling indiscriminately.

Good morning lads ))))

I'm happy for you portubro, even if you crash and burn it's gonna be an adventure.

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>tfw no qt IDF gf
/NohaUStolu

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I talked to her before, she's pretty cool.

just message arab goddesses

Arab women are the best. Especially those from Syria, Lebanon and Jordan. Not that many of them are active on interpals though.

/Yeom-666
Which one of you is this?

yeah I agree, I want to date one, but I'm scared she would get honour killed...

>Aussie liking lebs
Is this a trick?

Just don't go for a strict Sunni one :)
Lebanese in Lebanon and Lebanese in Australia are very different to each other, plus in the state that I live there are barely any Lebs. Lots of Abos though.

He's probably a leb behind that flag, just like how I am somalian.

:))
We will get stoned together (?) if so sounds fun!

Lol nope
Yes, very fun my wog friend.

So just got visited by this guy
/cory007

Seems legit...

Yorkshire mentioned

-4 vievvers
-1 message "hey)"

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hey foreign!

>in nursing cause of the money
>nursing
>the money
Lol wat?

There are a lot of old lonely people that dont have people to care for them or their kids just don't have the time, so they send them in nursing houses.
It's a lucrative sector especially now in the western world where people don't have many children.

Banter

Bump

Bully

How strict are Tandem mods concerning the "no flirting" policy?

Not very

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Rate my lunch

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ketchup on banana?

Disgrace

>Wake up
>Remember that I got a South Korean gf now
FeelsGoodMan

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Whoops, didn't mean to reply.

but is that ketchup on the banana?

Oh no no no no no
>Jose Rodger incoming

I'm not the same user but yes it is. Absolutely patrician taste. Have you tried ketchup on the soup? and ketchup on your chocolate mousse?

>If it's a girl she will be beautiful and waifu material
>If it's a boy, he will be another Supreme gentleman

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>south korean gf
wow its fucking nothing

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>Have you tried ketchup on the soup?
No, but minestone is kind of like that and minestrone is great.
> ketchup on your chocolate mousse?
i tried eating just ketchup. it was alright.

but ketchup with banana????

Shut up and congratulate me

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karl pilkington is an idiot

i will congratulate you when you move past having intercourse with asi*ns

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The girls are unhinged too, you ever met a mixed girl?

but he is a satisfied fool
youtube.com/watch?v=5X8voWBGNrk

Meanie

That's why he's awesome.

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he makes some good points but they bully him; tho to be fair his head is shaped like a fucking orange

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Happy St George's Day to all the English lads

You can easily make $120K a year as a nurse

Off for a pie and a pint lads

and to all other lads that are celebrating it, Serbians, Lithuanians, (Greeks?) etc.
Have a good one

Yes. A Macanese (Chinese-Portuguese mix). Missed this post.

Literally couldn't care less about them

May your cities be full of pakis raping your children you impolite swine
alhamdullilah

We celebrate it on the 6th of may (or well 23rd april per Julian calendar)

We do have a cool song about it though

youtube.com/watch?v=ZBefXP-_eGg

inserbia.info/today/2014/05/the-dark-history-of-djurdjevdan-song/

Although as with everything else we celebrate it like fucking pagans.

Ditto

funny thing is it is already happening in your cities, that was tongue in cheek

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But its happening in your's as well..

Well I'm doing my part to save germany.

Helping one arab german girl integrate into western society

>Something about the pot calling the kettle black

lol

damn so jealous man.... how do you even progress to that? I can talk to girls easily on interpals about normal stuff, but I dont know how to bring up sex stuff with them. How do you do it? Like what do you say to them?