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would suck his dick

da is going off again about rotherham
bless him

anime

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Baby girl you’re so damn fine tho, I wanna know if I can hit it from behind tho

did you make the list?

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How many drinks do you have on board?

>Ah. I see your point.

>Nevertheless, I require a female upon which to sire at least a half dozen children, preferably of warrior's build, with the ancient Irish hair colour.

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Just don't trust anyone who uses "we" on an anonymous BBS
As a rule

Just pray the erection away

earlymong loves his fuckin early news

moar

seething

want to die

Giving a fuck about those who subject themselves to clown world is so 2015.

Wise words.
Find you a squat mestiza upon which to breed many BASED gendernonconforming soldiers for Israel, my friend.

dank

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yeah i am actually

How 'bout a kiss first
[extremely wet smooch]

good

>Giving a fuck about those who subject themselves to clown world is so 2015.
what?

bruh

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went to a walshart today

was full of chunky lads and lasses, imagine my surprise

How does this make you feel?

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Is there more than one tismomick now? Or have you developed multiple personalities?

I tried to be a trap, please rate /brit/, pic is me x

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where is beto these days

when i went to walmart in upstate NY the pants started at 32
im a 28

Your dad is basically where anyone who cared about politics with right wing instincts was in 2014 or so.
Anyone who has their head screwed on at this point knows there's no dealing with these people, and has gotten over being white-hot mad over it.

Hate baby boomers

You do realise you are a virgin with no social skills? Who cares about a slag's sexual past? Just add my name to the list of people who used her as a jizz receptacle. And risking gonorreah or chlymidia is worth it to not wear a fucking johnny.

thank u mr skellal

night

>Hate baby boomers

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No clue what you mean yankoid.
How rare is it to want attractive females in your circles that you'd think it odd to want one?

Irish people have got freakish aspects

>He thinks the clap is the worst you can get
have fun with your HIV and child support lad

not even scrawny, just have a johnny bravo phenotype
my dad isn't right wing
he just doesn't approve of paki grooming gangs

Yes we do.
Can you break it down based on sub-ethnicity though? That's key to understanding "Irish" people.

>when you see it
OH NO NO NO NO NO

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recalling when my step sister was in love with me

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That's "racist" though.
And "sexist". Children can decide to have petrol poured on them by hundreds of pakis, you racist evil person!

>the yankoid family life

smoked so much that my room smells like a wood stove to me now

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I'm in love
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diane_Abbott#Comments_on_race

no you aren't
be quiet

despise driving here, it’s so easy it’s boring and the speed limits are pathetic

What the chuff is the point in a big car with a big engine if you’re limited to 55 on a wide straight road, absolute state of this country

A 28 inch waist is small frame whatever way you slice it

5 or 6

literally am

pretty sure my shoulders exist independently of my hips, laddo

Yeah, I have at least 5.

you lads checked out the "Explore the history, art and culture of English Heritage" feature Google has added for St George's Day?

artsandculture.google.com/project/english-heritage

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So he thinks he's got a little fame
From the crypto game

Most women take the pill since they don't want a baby either. And HIV is incredibly rare among white straight people in the UK. You're such a virgin it's hilarious

hrt could shrink your hips a bit if youre not over 25-30

I want to bend Emma Watson over and have my way with her.

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Just called my girlfriend a soyboy for being excited for the new Smash game

why are you bringing up titty skittles

>women, women, non-whites, racist brits women women, blacks made you, women women, fucking crimes of brits, non-whites women women
Thanks for the education Google

it's so forced

your fault for living in a c*ty

just go into the nearest corn field and find a rat, much simpler

bought pic related as my first car when i was 16
did a lot of work to the engine as i was into cars back then
it had 220hp and weighed 2000lbs with me in it
thing was wicked fast
it'd go 150mph without breaking a sweat
i did a lot of stupid shit in that car. i'm lucky nobody got hurt

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Why is it so low? England is tiny in comparison and 70 is the limit but cameras won't flash you below 77mph and the police never pull anybody over for doing below 80. Doing 70 in the fast lane causes even police to overtake you. Imagine driving for thousands of miles at 55mph

you wake up in sheffield

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ypres pipo be like: mustard gas too spicy

Summer's gone and so are you
See the sky electrocute
A thousand boys that look like you
Cover my eyes electric blue
Now I can't get my head around it
I thought I found it
But I found out I don't know shit
Now I can't get my head around it
I thought I found it
But I found out

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wow 150mph wow

umm no sweaty I’ve done a couple of thou miles over here now and I’m about ready to put my eyes out, even on interstates people rarely go over 80

This joke is a hate crime 30 years later

why didnt you call me a bender you closeted bender

No toil Tommorow

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what the fuck
where is this

Why were 2 French soldiers positioned with 8 British divisions?

yeah that’s why I hate it lad, I’m not a yank, whenever I do over 80 here I feel in permanent risk of some fat cunt pulling me

it wasn't the speed, it was how fast it got there

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assad

If you're not doing constant 3 digits on the 'state you might be groin-soft

In such a good mood about my looks lads

Think Im finally becoming confident also

Lol I like this post

get a grip son

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so happy the hrt is working for you

saw a nice video on gif of a motorbike accident at 240kph
the driver didn't look too crash hot afterwards haha

BRAAAPsad Al-Gasher

shUTUP!!!!!!!

Md/pa/nj/ct area la

absolutely mind boggling to me that there are 36 million canadians and 24 million australians. could've sworn they each had like 7 million. when did all the former colonies get so big? they're literally almost not meme countries any more

had a dream the willy was cut up into lengthwise slices
when i got hard
it was weird
reminded me of that one croat who posted someone's penis, maybe his own, but it was all freaky looking like it was in the bathtub for a week straight

>wom*n mentions your looks
Indetifying a slime-ass ho 101

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if comfy portillo manages to get along with diane abbott she can't be that bad a person at the end of the day. just has some batshit crazy political views. but hey, most turbororkes aren't evil either, a lot are good lads who just happen to be a bit extreme politically.

aus has like 800k+ net migration each year, mainly from the UK

and scotland is like 5 million lol

oh yes bongsama, we ah how you say, big coronies, gib money, we rove our kreen, erizabed

Look at the 5head on this

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serious question yank where can I do this without chief wiggum giving me a ticket for driving my car as it was meant to be driven?

Had a dream last night about a mature woman. Disregarded it as hogwash because I don't chop it up with any mature femoids on the regular

yet another reason for me never to go north it seems
it isn't like that down here, 10 over the limit is what the slow lane is unless gramps is taking the van out for a spin

>if comfy portillo manages to get along with diane abbott she can't be that bad a person at the end of the day.
Protip: you can dislike those who the big bankers like

would breed big-headded ni-
>36
DROPPED

name an extreme rorke view