Size doesn't matter tehehehe

>size doesn't matter tehehehe
>*buys huge dildo*
wtf

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>tfw nearly 7 inches
>girl I used to date in high school said I'm still the biggest she's had

sure buddy

any dildo recommendations? Its been about a year since I last had one and that one was 6.5" and quite thick. It definitely has to have a suction thing at the end but aside from that I'm not too fussy

Yeah, I recommend that you don't get a dildo.

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why not? It feels great

Good argument, actually. Bigger dildos are much more popular. Even my mom had a much bigger one than my dad's penor. When i asked why did she have it once I found it as a kid, she replied that it's just one of those dad's vulgar jokes. But now, i'm not really sure

Try a didgeridoo

>tfw never found any dildos by mom
>instead I recently found a vibrating thingamajig (not a dildo, but a vibrator I guess) under my older sister's bed
It's not that I'm disturbed, it's that I'm jealous, as she doesn't live with my parents anymore, but I still do.
So she's able to order fantastic sex toys, WHILE she has a boyfriend, while I have NO gf and NO sex toys since I still live with my parents.

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>>size doesn't matter tehehehe
>I can't feel less than two feet tehehehe

Try getting a job if you need dildos so bad, commie

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Fucking hell nigga, I only want a fleshlight or some japanese tenga egg. I don't stick shit up my ass.

Yeah but with sex toys it's a SLIPPERY SLOPE

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They just say that so you won’t feel bad.

thats just what women tell wh*Toids in order to manipulate them

YEAH IF YOU'RE CANADIAN

don't mate, honestly. I used to use them and they feel so good (the texturing and tightness) you will have issues if you ever get paid. I had various levels of ED for about a year with my first gf

subhuman roach scum

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Well shit.
Alright, I'll take it into consideration. I'm quite hopeful anyway.

if you do get one use it as a treat rather than every session

They're overrated. You have to clean them and dry them out after and you still get mould problems.

Ignore what the other guy said about ed. That's normal for guys new to sex, especially older guys.

tvůj tatínek je prase
s malým p

Aww, did somebody deport this sweet child of a gypsy whore and a turk piece of shit from my country? Or are you trying to escape those great parents of yours instead?

lurk more
já jsem Bulhar z /v4/

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That's not an answer to my question. And this is not /v4/, you can go back there and lurk all you want, future or former immigrant gypo.

And people say that generals don't leak outside...

jak malého ho máš?

About 14 inches, maybe more, maybe less.

Rules do not apply to gypsies, evidently

Gypsies generally tend to go anywhere you would and wouldn't expect, so it's no surprise

cikáni ho evidentně maj větší

>maj
Jesus, learn some czech, before showing off will ya?
And yes, they probably do, as do niggers

I don't know man, my sister's dildo is pretty small.

Why do women have sex with men, if dildos are bigger and have better shapes?

>tfw 20 cm penis
>as big as the "big" dildos
Feels good being better than the plastic jew

Instinctive subordination to a male and his penor

Some time between the ages of 10-15 years old, I'd steal my mothers dildos, and she never found out (or if she did, she didn't notice/care). She just kept buying more as they went (((missing))).
I unironically had a massive collection of some ~50 varying sized dildos.
The thing is, though, I never used them. Washed them a few times, probably considered using them, but I was never gay enough to use any of them. It's not that I was scared, either. There were lengths ranging from literal micropenis all the way up to ~18 inch, even a 38 inch double ended.
A few years ago, there was a house fire, and my mum started dating some dude not long after that, so she never bought dildos again.
I regret not using them.

Pic related is why wh*Te women don't like wh*Te ""men"" in an age of diversity, freedom of choice and equality

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hey, man

remember to filter bulgaria

why are asian women so based?

It's all fake.
That's the way a*Ian roasties appeal to those, who is insecure about dong size.

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