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apparently kangaroos dont count as people

with whomst?

spreadsheet?
for friends?
progress?
your?

>massive benefits for thousands of years
Britain was a swampy rainforest shithole isolated from Europe, it wasn't always prospering farmland and sea merchants. It wasn't until well into the middle ages after numerous invasions from the mainland that the wilderness began to be cut down to make boats. The Mediterranean countries are the truly advantaged.
>poorer than basically every other developed country
Nah, it's poorer than *some* colonial artificial nations. We have far less land and resources in proportion to our population, and most of our main cities are centuries if not thousands of years old, they're designed for people not cars or lorries. Of course we're not going to be able to prosper as effectively.
>where did all the money disappear to?
It's still here, believe it or not empires aren't as lucrative as they might seem. They do cost money to maintain. Not mentioning the two world wars, as well as modernisation. But Britain is still rich.

*gasps as it finds its way inside*
Little bigger than the ad suggested

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thank goodness it didn't scrape the paint off the garage door

go out with mates

business idea: youth clubs for nonyouths

another week

another toil for me

up at 5 out the door at 6

toilberg awaits me

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Very earthly outfit

business idea: build more youth clubs so the youth stop committing more crime

she's married pervert

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where is everybody

might join a sewing circle

white + indian always makes nice girls

all off joining social clubs

somehow i ended up as vice president of a certain club at my university

might join two semi-circles

brown girls have nice faces but their dark nipples and fannies are off-putting

Another way to get them in line, much more effective

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LOL

...

youtube.com/watch?v=opFgRXDL0KA

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sew it together is you will

They smile in my face is what I don't like
They steal your whole sound: that's a soundbite
The media crucify me like they did Christ
They want to find me not breathin' like they found Mike
A girl'll run her mouth only out of spite
But I'd never hit a woman, never in my life
I was in too deep like Mekhi Phife'
In that pussy so deep I could have drowned twice
Rose gold Jesus piece with the brown ice
Eatin' good: vegetarian with the brown rice
Girls kissin' girls ‘cause it's hot, right?
But unless they use a strap-on, then they not dykes
They ain't about that life, they ain't about that life
We hangin' out that window: it's about to be a Suge night
Free Bump J, real nigga for life
Shoutout to Derrick Rose, man, that nigga nice
Shoutout to L.E.P., Jay Boogie, right?
Chief Keef, King Louie, this is Chi, right? Right?!

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WTF is wrong with this american
he is obsessed with that granny

I'm off to improve myself further. You know, socialise with the gf and such. Enjoy your 'depression'

that's when good neighbours become gooooooooood friends

la creatura de las americas...

god I fucking hate aussie soaps

need to stop being a virgin freak and get a gf

just printed this post out by accident

sent it to the office -_-

lauren southern has a manvoice and its nasty

heavy late night toon for the afflicted
youtube.com/watch?v=9shmLkCn4JE

used to watch that when I was younger and wank to the fit blonde bird

dont know her name but she was fit

Please enter we're empty

what clubs are you part of?

SO
FUCKING
CUTE!
:3

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Most American women do

that one in sleepover club and home and away was a right lash

Why doesn't the UK just say fuck dealing with the EU and just try to make trade deals with the individual countries of the EU themselves? Surely these countries don't care enough about the EU to say no right? Or will the EU just pussywhip these countries into not talking with the UK?

The virgin one.

she's no-

eu countries can't make trade deals on their own
that's one reason people voted leave

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no

oh we're fucked then

can i join?

What age do you think you'll live to lads?

don't click this its a virus...

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sustain my ego on the notion im an unrealized tortured genius

(and no woman, nay fickle banshee, could ever joust with my intellectual jabs or satisfy the answers to my cerebral hypothesize)

aaaaasaaaaaap

what was that one minute silence in memory of?

Yeah.

the time i shagged ur nan

going to cut back on the racist remarks lads

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the time i shagged ur mum

You say you're a good girl, I say you're a liar
How could such a good girl, love a vampire
Kisses aren’t enough, I wanna bite through you
I would never lie to you, I would never fool you

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>matt's party
>5 going

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police need to get their act together

good lad

granda?
dad?

Toil in 11 hours and 15 minutes

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ahh, nothing better than an afternoon wank

just another day of NEETdom i guess, nothing out of the ordinary for me :^)

how many times do we have to teach you this lesson bruce

In a sad conclusion to a disturbing relationship, a woman who married her birth father and gave birth to their child was laid to rest this past weekend, along with her baby and her adoptive father, after investigators said the birth father killed them all in a murder-suicide.

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like lyric posting me
it adds charm to the thread

unitoil (the worst kind) in 7 hours

metro boomin want some more nigga

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Keep waking up at 9 am everyday really sad.

he killed her lads...

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Clean your room.

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The human body includes right from the beginning... the capacity of expressing love, that love in which the person becomes a gift – and by means of this gift – fulfills the meaning of his being and existence.

This update has ruined the entire fantasy for me

It is.

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say cheese

Depression's back.

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donald taking the picture

HATE antisemites

wanna bang Hillary don't care how old she is..

haha just walk outside haha enjoy the sun lad

haha throw another shrimp on the barby haha

heil hitler

>tfw Donald didn't get invited to the presidents party

you just know

doing a read..

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