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indeed
post good choons
if they're not good kill yourelf
I'M UTE UNCLE BARRY
They all look like soyboys.
Going to message a girl, apologising that I don't think I could give a relationship my full enthusiasm. Sometimes I wish I was interested in casual sex.
Comedy gold
please help me lads, i even have a nice car but theres no way a woman is gonna want to associate her self with someone on disability benefits
honestly wouldn't mind a Nintendo Switch for Mario Kart, but it seems a bit half baked
invest your mind into developing a good business idea
you can do it!
how are you only just working this out at 30 think you're a larping twat desu
Whats your disability?
This St. George's Day, please remember not to celebrate.
England is a horrible, evil country, and St. George's cross is racist.
I am only slightly exaggerating.
The lads
Sickipedia is so funny ha ha!
*breathes in*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA
Would probably be rich if I could be bothered
cos i get 25k a year in disability benefits, housing paid for and free upgrades on my lease cars every 18 months.. why would i not have been content? those things satisfied me through my younger years but now i need company, not even just a girlfriend perse but friends in general
Here we are then, all the so-called lads! (and Tim)
going to burn a lot of my old paperwork and make some food on the fire
Become an Investment banker or some shit
TOSHINOOOOKYOUKOOO
hmm
I don't get this one.
>25k a year AND housing paid for
don't give a fuck how disabled you are this is the type of shit that infuriates me no end, everything that's wrong with this fucking country isn't it? give give fucking give
You do know that St. Geroge was from Syria, right?
Who you calling tim? Come outside if you dare
fucking hell jewgle
>you're just a racist cause you're jealous :)
just dug out the ol' xbox (one (the original one, the BIG one)) and I dunno what to play
red faction
84
*towers over you*
What cars Muslims drive?
This
halo 2
strangers wrath
muslamic ones mate
how do I get a bod like this?
The lads
Schizophrenia
I'm a regular American male. Ask whatever you want (in english language not br*Tish)
audis or mercedes
>St. Geroge
get harassed by /brit/ posters until failure
Job centre toil in an hour
The picture looks like a happy play, even if it's not why does the sight of a non white person make you this butthurt?
foy
absolutely grim
the play should be accurate then
>but they're just kids :)
fucking google
53 minutes mate
Yes, St. George.
I remember that. Soul-destroying.
Toil, NEETtoil and unitoil have nothing on businesstoil
Nothing is guaranteed and you have to work harder than any toilsman, people think it's a blessing, in reality it's a curse.
You hear about the fat saint?
St Gorge!
had my 2nd universal credit meeting the other day, I'm way overqualified for the runt shit they're offering though, will they cut the bennies when they realize I'm not gonna go and work part time and mcdonalds or poundland?
you having a laugh? manual toil is the true struggle
fuck off austria
>I'm way overqualified
so get a job then
All the jobs I can get are in london and I refuse to move there
can't fathom how grim neet toil must be
>idk what overqualified fully entails because I'm 19 years old
st grug
Might go to the record store after job centre get some new music although spending £20 on a vinyl probably isnt the smartest move considering how broke I am
britain cries out for ginger nuts
then you're not overqualified, you're giving up
it's invariably a matter of pride since degrees are worthless but those with them refuse to admit it
top kek
>i listen to vinyl
£5k in savings lads, yearly income currently around £1k what shall i do?
>Ginger nuts are the most popular biscuit in New Zealand, normally attributed to its tough texture which can withstand dunking into liquid. Leading biscuit manufacturer Griffin's estimates 60 million of them are produced each year. This has become the title of a book, 60 Million Gingernuts, a chronicle of New Zealand records.
god I love ginger nuts
>degrees are worthless but those with them refuse to admit it
T. Had all his offers rejected
Enjoy your call centre, Deano.
just realised that the implications of this dystopian creative piece i'm writing are pretty racist lmao
it's just a grim authoritarian society full of chinks and slavs
spend on blow
You have 2 minutes to justify buying a vinyl anything before returning to reddit and never returning. I will not accept an answer of "omg it sounds better"
what's it called then
It's a conversation piece.
what even is the "Skeptic Community" any more
Go work in Thailand or some other pov-hole
I just gave up a £26k p/a job for a £33k one but whatever makes you feel better about your piece of paper, mate
i guess
>oh you buy vinyls?
>yeah
>why
>it's a conversation piece
>oh
>yah
>i literally have no qualifications but im entitled to a job.
Bro if your so smart pick up a fucking wrench.
no title, it's just one or two chapters to practice my writing
nz really is britain nova
Is that supposed to impress me?
That's the average wage for a teacher, lol.
cool, can i see a draft or will that be doxxable?
nah mate we just like ginger nuts and the tabloids are full of the royals but aside from that we are purely KIWI
my gob cries out for milk choc hobnobs dipped in milky pg tips tea
Doing a handstand while lightingg myself ablaze is a conversation piece
Just cause you're an autist who can't hold a conversation
Can you do any kind of hunting in the uk lads? Would love a freezer full of various venison products
>I just gave up a £26k p/a job for a £33k one but whatever makes you feel better about your piece of paper, mate
ye if you're around later
gonna make the prose look nicer before i share
how would you hold that conversation then?
>oh so you vinyls?
>yeah
>why?
>it sounds better :^)
>pretentious twat
Alri, NEET lad.
and you're literally unemployed
Well can you do that?
IMAGINE bragging about this, toilstein really has done a number on you, sort yourself out mate
Been on the dole for nearly 4 years, fortunately the lady i meet now is genuinely sympathetic and lets me get away with murder. Almost treats me like an aunt would treat her favourite non child or somet, makes me feel like a proper good boy she even bought me a card with 20 quid in for my birthday