>americans take bacon & fried eggs at breakfast
>americans support warmongers stuff of every president they have just because is their president.
>americans constantly talk forcing their reactions like on some MTV show and often with nigger slangs.
>americans say "freedom fries" instead of "french fries" just because some politicians were butthurt about the no for iraq war.
>americans are the only ones not interested on football and says "soccer" for it and believe only beaners call it like that.
>2/3 of the american population is overweight
>americans think black people are cool just because they don't gives a shit about "moral rules" concerning sex and alcohol when white americans need to wait their 21 years old.
>americans say "soda" for coca cola
>In america fruits and veggies are more expensive than meat and fat products.
>americans need a car to live a normal life.
>americans have just two holiday weeks on one year of working.
>americans pray to god before every meals.
>americans eat junkfood every weeks.
>americans have delivery men for McDonald.
>americans believe every other languages than english is spanish.
>americans are so self-centered that they invent special snowflakes meme accents for cities area like brooklyn accent or some shit.
>americans eat burgers and soda at toilet.
>americans believe they have invented pizzas.
>americans think their forced reality tv acting on their shows is real.
>americans can't drink alcohol and smoke on the outside.
>americans can't says "hell" at TV.
>americans transformed their own flag on a brand symbol.
>americans dads teaches to their childs how to use weapons and considers it's exactly like playing baseball with them.
>americans use unhygienic gooey stick deodorant instead of spray like the rest of the world
Americans take bacon & fried eggs at breakfast
>>americans are so self-centered that they invent special snowflakes meme accents for cities area like brooklyn accent or some shit.
that hapens in every country tho.
>THOSE GOSH DARN AMERICANS AM I RIGHT MY FELLOW INT POSTERS?
wtf is this true americans?
yea nigger you got a problem with that you kangaroo?
>unhygienic gooey stick deodorant instead of spray
spray is for fags. sticks are for real man's armpits
>Хa хa тъпи дeбeли хaмepикaнци
>Дa живee Пyтин
>gently poking fun of Americans means you're a Russia shill
Или cи пpo-зaпaд или пpo-Pycия. Tи кaквo cи?
Aкo иcкaш oтгoвop, пpeпoчитaм зaпaдa.
>хaмepикaнци
is this a typo? or do you really spell "Хaмepикa" instead of "Aмepикa" in bulgarian?
>т. пидopи
We spell it "Aмepикa". The "Х" is just making fun off the way some Bulgarians pronounce America
/t
what's wrong with microwaving water?
unlike Ivan, we aren't forced to boil it on the stove
If you're boiling water for use in tea, for example, you have no idea how hot the water is. This results in shitty teas.
And it's not just teas, either.
I just remember how much time I used and adjust. I could go buy a kettle, but I already have too many appliances on my counter. Most other Americans just use coffee makers for coffee and tea which are the same thing I guess.
not here
>thirdie subhumans will never stop being assblasted about the United States Of America
i find that hard to believe, your country is too large to not have different accents.
>>americans have delivery men for McDonald.
what in the shit?