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hey what's up pal

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hello

where my foot bros at

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PRAISE ODIN AND SHEEIT

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Degenerate

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good noon guys! :)

>there are japanese girls with boyfriends who wont suck their toes
castrate yourself, my man

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>sleeping on porch at night
>keep getting weird texts
>all say come with me
>nope back inside everytime it happens
>go to friends house
>see what was stalking me
>some bald naked guy with his cock swinging two and fro
>report him to police
>wake up
>was all a dream
>mfw

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what way you swing

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Asian pride worldwide

washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/04/23/canadian-lynched-in-peruvian-amazon-accused-of-killing-an-indigenous-shaman/

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i saaaid HELLO!!!

further results from my walk around town:

>Asians are fucking HIDEOUS and will take up all the good seats(benches, ledges, etc)
>water is free in russia/slavic countries
>slavic girls are CUTE
>brits have fat monstrosities just like we do
>italian women age like milk

how did you learn that water was free in slavic countries by walking around town?

>Asians are fucking HIDEOUS

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2 slavic women came up and asked me where a water fountain was, and after telling them theyre not in the center of the city, they asked about restaurants, and I told them its not free in italy

so did you get their phone numbers?

they were like 40+

I am a homo, what does that have to do with my dream though?

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How cute is your dick?

>he can't even get the phone numbers of older women

He's probably some manlet Italian kek

Slav milfs are disgusting, why would you want their phone numbers

we could be supporting nationalist separatism in russia but ameriburgers are to ignorant of the world to even know about these ethnic groups

Iraqi despot Saddam Hussein spent his last days listening to US hip-hop star Mary J Blige, tending to his prison garden and eating muffins, a new book has claimed.

Hussein ruled Iraq with brutality and violence for three decades, pocketing millions for himself and his family, but was hanged in 2006 after the US and UK invasion of the country.

After his capture in December 2003 he was charged with crimes against humanity after ordering the execution of 148 opponents, to secure his position and wealth.

His execution was carried out at Camp Justice, an Iraqi army base in Kadhimiya, a neighborhood of northeast Baghdad, but before his death he was monitored by a group of soldiers from the 551st Military Police Company, who nicknamed themselves The Super Twelve.

One of them was Will Bardenwerper, whose new book, "The Prisoner in His Palace: Saddam Hussein, His American Guards, and What History Leaves Unsaid", shines a light on the personal habits of the dictator facing his execution.

The book says that the 69-year-old would often listen to the radio but would "always stop tuning if he stumbled across a Mary J Blige song", the book says.

Unfailingly polite Hussein had a sweet-tooth gorging on muffins, would exercise on a rickety exercise bike he dubbed his "pony" and would smoke Cohiba cigars.

Apparently "laughing wildly, the former dictator recalled how he gleefully watched the inferno," referring to his collection of Rolls-Royces, Ferraris and Porsches.

One guard said that it was like watching "a Jerry Springer episode on steroids."

The book says that Hussein became friendly with his American guards and some even grieved for him when he was executed despite him being a sworn enemy of the US.

Specialist Adam Rogerson told Bardenwerper: "I feel like I let him down. I almost feel like a murderer, like I killed a guy I was close to."

>he cant even get the phone numbers of women period
hehe what a loser r-right guys

>/anime/
>/anime/

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If you don't have at least 10 numbers of girls saved on your phone you're not allowed to post here (family members DON'T count)

alright buds, how do I get this E-Tank

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>/cum/ dies

I have 5 grills numbers outside of family

2 of them are onitises

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>having girls on your phone's contact list
>posting on Jow Forums
these two things are mutually exclusive though

It's easy though, just be yourself

Miss the earlier edition senpai

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>2 of them are onitises
doesn't this statement contradict itself?

Heh

I thought it just meant girls you cant get over

whoops

lol someone post that comic which compares when someone is making fun of metal and when someone is making fun of normal music

Absolutely HATE metalfags wish they would all kts

im back from work you guys

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hi! how what it

we thought you died

choking down a fat black dick

what is the easiest egg cooking method

i think i might be retarded because i fucked up both scrambled and sunny side up

>street musicians playing saxaphone bossa nova outside

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Eat it raw over rice

youtube.com/watch?v=pW3DfNZ5d-0

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How do we stop the jews from handing earth over to the greys? after the faked moon landing, round earth psyop and the child sacrifices to satan, im starting to lose hope...

There was only construction outside. But this is playing over my speakers: youtube.com/watch?v=4ZDA_B81TPU

>How do we stop the jews from handing earth over to the greys? after the faked moon landing, round earth psyop and the child sacrifices to satan, im starting to lose hope...

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do you ever think he masturbates with his own fat?

you can't, their plan is already too far along. they already have moon colonies set up and everything. hopefully the psychic vampire pedophiles can beat the greys back and save humanity but i don't have much hope

youtube.com/watch?v=fAh0r4C6Q2Q

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>the greys are your enemy
nah man they're our friends
when the world is destroyed they'll rescue us for space communism

aw, the left

what anime is this

they*

Good morning buddy

Hi user!

had a dream where i let my mom use my computer despite there being lolicon thumbnails on the desktop

Boku No Tubes

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Boss asked to use my phone once, panicked and deleted all my pics ecks dee

i heard we can't do that as our eggs are bad compared to euros and asians

Boil some water, trow in eggs, wait 7 minutes, take out eggs.

fun fact mexican food was invented by americans

got a mosquito bite right on the webbing above my shoulder

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life is tough

>webbing above my shoulder
What the fuck? Webbing?

ate too many burritos last night and woke up feeling sick and unsure if i want to go to the batting cages now

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what do you call the skin that connects the arm muscle to your neck/spine

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>Manchester
>saving thumbnails

Typical

Trapezius or your traps.

Skin.

Use trap muscle instead

Thinking about quitting video games

you dont

wanna fuck with manchester

why?

because manchester

will fucking kill you

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dont do that

Realized how much more I could be doing with the time I spend on video games desu I think it's a good idea

New PC is set up
realize I have no reaction images on this one

just took my 4th painful poop of the day

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You need at least 1 Lain

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Why the fuck is cycling as a hobby an actual thing? It has about as much of a recreational value as driving a car.

I will NEVER relate to normies.

Before it was a movie,
has a bunch of dice,
a mat for milk wheel,
from the milk wheel to the cockpit,
pytötä pöytäristi,
a table-like cluster,
broken breastbone,
breastfeeding,
in accord with the church of Finland,
From the Finnish Church spark,
spark a bookmark,
the bookmark is a mess,
Mrs Meel,
I do not know,
hellish hayloft,
horseshoe biscuit,
a chunky shoe limit,
on the trailer crab,
crayfish rabbit,
from the racially arched harakka,
a harassing hangman,
At the same time,
the Vatican of my religion,
décolleté,
a mat for milk wheel,
from the milk wheel to the cockpit,
and so on.

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nobody cares

BOI

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