/brit/

never understood why society looks down upon virgins, im sexy as fuck and intelligent too... 138 IQ tested as a child, 142 IQ as a 20 year old.

i have more to offer than just the fruit of my loins.

who else /to intelligent too have casual sex/ here?

> mfw brainlets will get mad as fuck because they in the presence of someone 200x smarter than they will ever be

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Absolutely nothing wrong with what the girls says here desu

>Having holidays
VERY problematic

>1 in 3 British women will have an abortion in their lives

independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/features/1-in-3-women-have-an-abortion-and-95-dont-regret-it-so-why-arent-we-talking-about-it-10392750.html

honestly think i'm going to be sick

on hour 14 of my fast lads

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ah yes the daily mail

what an incredible record of note

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5645445/Corbyn-calls-St-Georges-Day-Labour-win-election.html

brutal

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$200

danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_903363/yamazaki-12-year-old-whisky-700ml

CHASTITY and VIRTUE
not PROMISCUITY and FLESH, okay?

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Hang your self far far away, No body would miss you. They wouldnt even notice that you are gone.

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Actual virgin freak

my gf had an abortion in her last relationship and im thankful because if she had the kid i'd have never looked twice at her and shes turned out to be my soul mate soooo

nah, you'd think so but cancer researchers have literally discovered that it's more prevalent today because of modern lifestyles

Why do people care about this baby

It's not even the spare let alone the new heir

Same with prince harry, fuck off already you never going to be king cunt

TEHDAYLEEMAYOL

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are you a skinny runt yet

don't raise ur voice to someone more intelligent than u

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British history has a trend of first heirs getting knocked off.

English people are cringingly servile to their royal parasites.

*he was greek

cos shes scramming a small human out her snatch lol

alri

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mmm yes fine bottle of dirt here
*sips*
very earthy mmm yes, hints of autumn I dare say

prince harry isnt even royal he was just raised as one
which explains his edgyness

>Septimius Severus
pretty sure I had him for potions class haha

Hmm. Why would it be a BRITISH bank holiday and not an ENGLISH one?

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Pipe down in my general freak

your gf sacrificed her child for economic comforts
don't think i'd ever be able to love a murderer

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have nothing but absolute contempt for you idiots

>he puts his willy in a haunted minge

dire

>child
>murderer
good job it was an abortion and therefore neither of those things

yeah same haha

wasnt a human at that point let alone a child, plus her ex had left her and she didn't want to raise a kid without a dad.. i actually respect her more for that decision

becus we'll get bank holidays for theirs aswell

should you prefer them to raise unplanned, unwanted children who are statistically likely to be brought up in poverty to become the rap listening tracksuit wearing louts u hate? as distasteful as abortion is it like, is better than the alternative really
sure u can say 'well they just should stop having unprotected sex' or depending on your level of conservatism sex altogether, but given the fact that we all love to fuck and cum in ladies -as demonstrated by the enormous population of humans on this planet- banking on chasteness seems unrealistic

>that'll be $200 mate, would you like a bag with that?

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>wasn't a human at that point

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And we're slow to ..
Acknowledge the knots in our laces

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st george wuz a black womyn of colour

i only knew one decent jew and he committed suicide

no we won't

you can't trick me, satan

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was it me haha

four more bank holiday?

Already married one mate haha

>he's never seen a vagina
dire

Are they counting the morning after pill as an abortion? If so I “accidentally” cum inside every girl I shag and then make them get the pill lol

Never got why some people wear their underwear with the shart hole in front

women should be rounded up and redistributed among incels

really hate how much afrocentrists grugs have been able to force their shit into pop history

My ex gf faked a pregnancy to try trap a man and when nothing came of it months later and people started questioning her she got a tattoo of the imaginary baby's name to prove that she wasn't a psycho cunt

Good girl, miss her

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

hiiiii ;3

are you iberia fag?

>More intelligent
Maybe in your delusional virgin mind

fucking hell lad bet she was a cracking shag

*notices ur buldge* OwO

Ok really need a job

actually slip a bottle of belvedere or grey goose in your daks and waltz on outta there, buy a long neck if you're being a real cat

the super pro bad cunt mode is scope one ith a good fire exit, grab cases of the litre bottles of grey goose and waltz out the fire exit

kids are really annoying

you can't hide that easily nonce

projecting

Killing an unborn child is the most sickening thing you can do really. Unborn babies are the weakest of the weak, they can't scream, they can't run, they don't get medical help and the one person in the world that is meant to care for them, kills them.

It's very telling when most pro-abortion advocates go to great lengths to claim "they're just cells, they're not real humans", justifications similar to many violent dictators. It's still human life and I think deep down, beyond the bullshit, they know it's wrong too.

I don't see why they can't just give birth to the child and let it up for adoption. Someone will want to raise that baby. It doesn't need to be extinguished.

would probably commit if i knocked some random slag up

ever took a shite so big you big you felt slimmer and more agile after

the felines have occupied my bed again lads

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why would anyone want to see a vagina they are ugly af

Yeah would have married her if she didn't start smoking p

unborn children are subhuman

The only good racist, is a dead racist.

Prove me wrong.

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tfw no happy perfect family

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no but sometimes feel lighter and energised

*Walks into /brit/

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>Killing
>child
>babies
>human

you into trannies then ye?

got a 110 day snapchat streak with a girl

>cat owners being cucked by their own pets once again

a dog would know its place and not enter your domain without permission

of course the unborn subhuman wants to live

are you people for real

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fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

50% of the time

papa does BIG poos

Could go for a curry fish taco

>there is a lad in this thread who literally licks the spot where a baby died

speaking of poo, I can tell the one I'm about to make will hurt
thoughts and prayers will help

its not a child though and you its a bit selfish to go through with an unwanted pregnancy expecting someone to be willing to adopt your kid.. its a no from me

Does anyone else within this thread appreciate blues music?

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youtu.be/ceCOhdgRBoc
Oy vey