>be me, Torbjörn Svensson >live with my family of 3 brothers and 1 sister in a small, comfy village in northern Sweden >life is quiet, peaceful and safe. The seasons come and go and we live as we always have >one day a foreigner comes to town >The dominance of Milano, the charisma of Granáda, the mysterious nature of Valencia and the power of the old imperial barracks in Lisbon, all combined in his ridiculously handsome looks >me and the local guys greet him with contempt at first, what a douchebag he seems like, what is he even doing here? >his charm and charisma takes us with storm, and he becomes our friend quickly >my sister Astrid is the most beautiful girl in town and highly sought after, they somehow get introduced to each other >a month later she comes to me and my brothers to tell us she is pregnant >wtf.jpg >she wants to keep it >the Mediterranean stranger is the father >oh hell no >gather up the local Nordic Resistance Movement members and all my brothers+father, we have to confront this motherfucker right now >20+ guys all 6´3 roided up nordics ready to murder this medshit >go to his apartment >it is completely empty, cleared out, only a note of paper left on the desk >it's a fucking poem >Todos callados,
bajo la luna;
el bosque, el lago,
el cerro, el monte,
bajo la luna,
todos callados. >the wind is blowing and the curtains reveal the moonlight in the cold, Scandinavian winter night >a distant sound of a guitar is heard, sounded kind of like this: youtube.com/watch?v=SiJ-GRwTubo >I roar at the top of my lungs: DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOU FERNANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, DAMN YOU
Alright Jow Forums so I need to find this asshole. My sister is absolutely devastated, and no other man in our town wants her now. All I know is he is from either Spain or Portugal and his name is Fernando Martinez ( spelling?).
You should do one where you go to an asian country and save girls there
Ryder Morgan
I might! Good idea. You should do one where you go to the UK btw, don't you think? Also lol @ Jow Forumstards who can't take a good shitpost these days without getting all serious
Carson Jones
Wait, you're Astrid's brother? hahahahaha. no fucking way im taking care of your sister's mud baby. have ffun catching me, shithead im already on my way back to Portugal
Elijah Ward
Fake. Fernando doesn't know what the internet is, he is forever mentally stuck in the year 1492 ( the year where Spanish Reconquista was completed). Also if he knew what internet was he'd never post from a g*Rmshit flag
Kayden Carter
southron shits will pay for this
James White
cant choose your IP when youre waiting in a Viennese airport
Tyler Robinson
Das rite wyboy, run along now
Josiah Johnson
Nordic girls can't resist the BIG MEDITERRANEAN COCK
Jose Hill
My next greentext might be Fernando's adventures in Mexico
Thank you this is the kind of music I needed for my next thread. I was planning on using this: youtube.com/watch?v=suwfJMiXauU but this banderas shit is better
Hudson Reyes
At least she is preggo. Let her keep da baby and chase the dick runner to obtain money
> the mysterious nature of Valencia There's nothing mysterious about Valencia other than why they have such a high density of chavs and corrupt politicians.
I look a bit like our based Fernando, but with shorter hair and a beard instead of moustaches why won't girls all over the world throw themselves at me? are the memes lying? is such a thing even possible?
Jose Lopez
Fernando should go to the UK, Russia, or Japan next.
Austin Robinson
I will let Portuganon make the greentext for UK since the UK and Portugal are old allies. I'm thinking Fernando goes to Mexico for a second round of conquista with the natives, then he might take a trip to North Africa and after that he just might set foot in Bavaria, Germany to participate in the oktoberfest. Women of no race are safe against Fernando's devilish charm
Hunter Walker
based Fernando Martinez
Austin Harris
Why is she sucking his belly button?
Easton Torres
I might do that later I guess but I find Jow Forums isn't fun anymore. What I like about Jow Forums is that people can take a bit of shit-flinging and bants without getting all serious and wanting to murder each other.
Easton Cooper
literally how can v*Rgoids even compete with THIS?
this is bait but this is your responsibility as a brother to take care for your sister and watch over who she let close to her. As a good brother you should filter the scum and only let the worthy people approach her.
Charles Morales
Martinez Chronicles 3: A Mediterranean heat melts all the ice in Russia
Do not hypertrophy. You're not a viking. You're just a Swede. Besides, the Metsis are better than "pureblood" I tell you this As a Communist I say my brah dude guy. Also nazi is faggot
help me make the opposite (the stranger comes from sweden to a med island)
Jackson Hill
Only your fantasy sets the limits, user. Tip: Name of a Nordic Chad is Erik Åskkuk ( Eric Thundercock)
t. OP
Cooper Reed
thank you, pls rate
>be me, Giorgos Papadakis >live with my family of 3 brothers and 1 sister in a small, comfy island in the Aegean Sea >life is quiet, peaceful and safe. The seasons come and go and we live as we always have >one day a foreigner comes to town >The dominance of Old Nords, the charisma of the Goths, the mysterious nature of Vikings and the power of the primordial imperial barracks in Helsinki, all combined in his ridiculously handsome looks >me and the local guys greet him with contempt at first, what a douchebag he seems like, what is he even doing here? >his charm and charisma takes us with storm, and he becomes our friend quickly >my sister Helena is the most beautiful girl in town and highly sought after, they somehow get introduced to each other >a month later she comes to me and my brothers to tell us she is pregnant >wtf.jpg >she wants to keep it >the Nordic stranger is the father >oh hell no >gather up the local Identitarians movement (or were they refugees?) and all my brothers+father+grandfathers+uncles from america, we have to confront this motherfucker right now >100+ guys all 172cm roided up meds ready to insult this nordfuck >go to his mansion >it is completely empty, cleared out, only a note of paper left on the desk >it's a fucking poem >Υπό της σελήνης,
Όλα σkοτάδι
το δάσος, η kρήνη,
το χώμα, η θάλασσα
Υπό της Σελήνης, Όλα Σιωπή. >the wind is blowing and the curtains reveal the moonlight in the warm, Mediterranean summer night >a distant booming sound is heard, sounded kind of like this: youtube.com/watch?v=mav2kkvakGY >I roar at the top of my lungs: DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOU ERIIIIIIIIIIK , DAMN YOU
Alright Jow Forums so I need to find this asshole. My sister is absolutely devastated, and no other man in our town wants her now. All I know is he is from either Sweden or Norway and his name is Erik Åskkuk ( spelling?).
Elijah Ramirez
Not bad at all user. Now you just need to post it when people do not suspect it. Also change imperial barracks to Stockholm since that's where the empire had their base, also change the music to a chant of some sort, something that Erik himself would chant while wandering off in the distance, perhaps sailing across the turquiouse waters of the Aegan while singing a war song to himself.
I would be awestruck by the sheer honour of being in the presence of a Med God and Godess. You don't make demands to the divines, you can only be grateful for what they choose to give you.
Luis Gonzalez
he cute
Christian Wilson
>Fernando in the Middle East I wanna see /ourhombre/ tame the Arabian Peninsula
