He can't perform CPR

AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Do they teach CPR anymore?

You have to clear their throat out first using your tongue.

I did 11 years ago at some mandatory meme "Defence and Citizenship Day"

My job required employees to know CPR as they had us attend an 8 hour training session for first aid which included CPR.

They do in the military. Pretty much everyone goes through the first aid crash course, at least

Saving other people's lives is the ultimate cuck move. On this Earth with limited resources and you're allowing a competitor to live? Yeah, slurp more on the cock of that Chad you gave CPR to, cuck.

Even if you break a victim's ribs performing cpr, you are not in trouble at all.

The opposite for me.
>Good swimmer
>Fantasise about saving some hot backpacker from drowning
>Being the slutty Germoid desperate for citizenship she is, she rewards me with sex on the beach immediately
>Later I wave goodbye to her at the airport departures

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Don't paramedics themselves often break them?

>he can't perform CCCP

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Yes they do, it's not the goal obviously but it's better to have a few broken ribs than to be dead.
Ribs are very fragile but they also fix up very well.

ДEЛET ЗИC

How the fuck does someone not know how to swim lmao

What if it's a qt 3.14 virgin girl who would fall madly in love with you?

I live in a coastal city and I go by the sea every day.
But I can't swim, even though I'm 31.

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my paramedic friend once broke some ribs perfomning CPR on an elderly lady. all was succesful, but imagine his face when after she got out of the hospital she sued him for causing body damage. court of course threw the lawsuit out, but still can you even imagine how massive cunt you have to be to do something like that?

Disgusting. Won't give details but something similar happened with someone close to me. Patient overdosed on heroin while on maintenance methadone treatment and tried to sue for gross negligence lying about a mistake in dosage commited while preparing the medication.

If you do the cpr properly you have to break the ribs, how are you going to massage the heart if the ribs are in the way?

Ribs bend. They can break but you try avoiding it.

>be paramedic intern
>get called for panic attack
>fuckthis.jpg
>another bullshit cal
>roll on scene
>family freaking the fuck out
>say "he's sick"
>pt is mid 50s male literally blue and lifeless on the floor
>youdontfuckingsayhesickeh.png
>check pulse
>place hands on chest
>take this dude to snap city

We worked him for about 45 mins, his chest was utter mush by the end. Everyone remembers their first code.

Is it common for people in US to be reluctant like this when facing a medical emergency because of hospital costs? I remember watching a tv program where the guy leg was fucking gangrenous and he let it untreated because he didn't have insurance.

Actually you can use an erect cock to clear obstructions aswell

>Had CPR lessons
>tryed to save man on the street
>he just drunk

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t.varna fag

>pretends to do CPR on a girl
>is actually kissing her because im a KHV

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kek

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