Why are British tourists so terrible?

If Bali is any indication, we're pretty fucked

I have been to Bali, i didn't meet any bad tourists honestly. It is only bad if you go to Kuta.

*muffled 'haha, wheeeyyyy' in the distance*

Nah in that case I think it’s the locals who are fucked

>Bongs
Can't be worse than our Mallorca bydlo

Even that is shit, I tasted once and it was totally disgusting , almost threw up

lots of shy mannered ozzie weebs in japan, though I guess that's to be expected

They're all the same race in my book, it's probably just that so many brits go there in the first place and out of all the nationalities they're probably the least likely to be interested in Spain as a country

You would be surprised

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Surprisingly, American tourists are not bad. My guess is that Americans who bother to visit other continents are really interested in the destination, thus they try to behave courteously, respecting local culture as much as possible.

The world is literally our playground
>tfw got wasted in Spain, turkey, Netherlands and Korea with the lads

yall are alright but talk impressively loud
and always seem to travel in huge ass groups for some reason

Israelis are by far the worst at buffets, you pile so much food up and leave it all its horrible. It gave me nightmares when I went to Israel

>chinese
>not worst

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We have a sizable underclass that can afford flights

See: .

I've been to about 40 countries. Outside of a few hallmark destinations in Latin America and Western Europe, Americans don't really live up to the stereotype of being loud, brash and obnoxious.

The worst of the worst, in terms of frequency encountered and typical behavior, are probably:

1. Australians
2. Brits
3. Israels
4. French

At least in my experience, you never really come across big Chinese or Indian tour groups unless you're in a meme-tier destination.

>Korea
>with the lads
Did you go there with your anime club?

Just typical Murrilard fake friendliness. They'll still piss in your pool and steal your shit.

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>worst
>french
all the french tourists I have seen around here were pretty cool

Definitely nips are the best.
Italians are good too

No frogs are the worst, it totally says so on this graph without a source I pulled out of my ass

not sure why they bothered having a separate flag for canada, waste of space given how similar they are to Americans. I'm more interested in the results of France, Italy or some Slavic country.

>meet americans
>get tipped

Sweet life

Amazing post, shall be getting pissed with the boys in Germany this weekend and there's not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me

Italians are fucking horrible and Nips just take pictures of everything like they’re making a documentary

I work in a tourist area, rather "fancy" (i.e no hooligans)
My list:
. Chinese, we actually have to treat them with physical brutality.
* cosmic gap*
. Slavs, they're a nuisance.
. Japs, always asking for the most stupid things.
. Brits, I DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH, FUCK OFF.
. Americans, they're nice and all but they're so artificial, it's scary, I avoid them if possible.

stop bullying froggies

>Japs, always asking for the most stupid things
They're fucking retarded, we literally have a bureau for disappointed Japs who expected Heidi landscapes and went to Zürich

*types in english*

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But you DO speak English, everyone does and we know it :^)

Hate football hooligans, student lad groups and overweight white women tourists
Honestly shitty loud British people with just enough money to go somewhere and fuck it up

Dutch people abroad are usually nice

No way they are worse than ckinks

>"I don't speak English"
>Speaks English

I swear French are the only people in the world who get annoyed by being asked if they speak English.

it's shameful honestly
there's just a culture of going abroad and getting fucked up

I went to Yellowstone last summer and a group and Chinese tourists started walking off of the path and throwing shit into the hot springs. No respect

I agree with you, if a Brit/American doesn't even try to learn the basics of a language before visiting then you can shit on them for not doing so

>Paris Syndrome
Think we have one in London too

Brits come here to smoke weed and die either by drowning in a canal or falling off a balcony

>Germany #2
no way

The people of Amsterdam always protest against any government measures to install barriers around the canals to stop them from drowning btw

>stealing shit from hotel in such big numbers
Wow, westerners are disgusting. Try and emulate Germany.

what did you use the dollar bill for?

they do this shit all of the time and I hope that the thin crust breaks on one of them and they get scalded.

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This. A simple "bonjour... s'il vous plaît... merci" would make my day, but even that seems to be too hard for these fucking tourists.

fpbp

this fuck those bogan,

Some fuckface Asian tourist falls in on occasion don't they? The worst thing about it is the disruption of the delicate geiser biosystem

>Americans
>Well behaved

>Indians
>Badly behaved

How?

indian tourist literally shit on the shower, road, and beach.

Tbf in Paris I always said bonjour etc and people seemed to appreciate it, shame the majority of people who started up conversation with me were scammers

I still have it as a memory since it has no use outside the states

They keep pissing off the mountain gods.

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All you have to do to have a conversation in English is by failing at French first.

Yet another blessing of knowing English, when will the wonders cease

yeah I remember hearing a few stories about tourists falling in and dying. It only takes a few hours for the acidic pools to eat the bones away so there's probably a lot more unreported instances

The dark indians smells like vomit.

>in Paris
>scammers
Rule number one in Paris: don't talk to anyone in the streets.
Rule number two: don't go to Paris.

>we're number 3
nice

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If Stockholm was a more tourist friendly city, i’d be a scammer desu.

Amsterdam has the same problem. It’s our only city where pickpocketing is a thing

*arrives in your country and talks loudly, doesn't form orderly queues, gives little regard for local manners and customs*

>Rule number two: don't go to Paris.
RerB was the scariest ride of my life.
I say this having dealt with my fair share of niggers here

Yeah it was very bad, worse than India and stuff. It's very disheartening to think that people start off being nice and helpful but then ask for money etc, it gets your hopes up and makes you think people there are friendly but then crushes them, it's sad. And I know I know it's the same thing with london but people still like to visit

I can agree with that, I'm surprised germany is ranked that good though. I would have guessed that all the subhumans who are going to spain would ruin our reputation.

A lot of you come here for some backpacking and you're pretty good.

Miffs me off people think only Brits have "lads" that go abroad desu

Yeah, tourists fall in all the time, even though there are signs at the springs telling people to step the fuck back.

I've been to India plenty of times. Love the country, but I hate having to stay in hostels or small hotels with large groups of Indians.

>Indian family or families check into hotel
>act like they've booked the entire property for themselves
>kids running around wildly, screaming and making noise
>entitled uncles and aunties berating service staff

>Indians check into backpacker hostel in India
>young dudes there for work conference, wake up at 5am every morning, flip on lights in shared dormitory, speaking loudly in Hindi, don't give a single fuck about other guests
>extremely befuddled when you ask them to quiet down

>family checks into backpacker hostel because it's cheap
>take over every floor
>spend hours in communal bathrooms, completely trash the place, hair clogging the drains, water everywhere, etc

IME, a lot of Indians, when coming into contact with other peoples and cultures, don't know how to behave in a respectful way. For instance, I stayed a hostel in Delhi for a while. Some Punjabi guy checked in, told everyone that he was an automotive executive about to get married, and then spent five days straight getting trashed and knocking on the the female dorms' doors in a desperate attempt to get laid.

Yeah it's basically THE thing to do if you're a white girl and about to go to college.
I think Spain has to suffer a lot from our lower class retards and probably bulgaria gets them too since it's cheaper than spain.

Understandable. I sometimes meet mainly older brits and they seem well organized and they aren't causing any troubles.

You're far better than brits desu maybe because there is a lot more british than germans idk

like day and night

I'm tired of finding you assholes in the desert suffering from heat stroke.
How hard is it to bring water?

I wonder the same. I mean in every travel guide for the desert state, it gets mentioned, yet people seem to think of it as some kind of joke, though I think it's easy for us to underestimate the power of the desert sun, since we have nothing comparable here.

>The survey of more than 4,000 hoteliers found that the British were still one of the worst at speaking the local language, although things have improved - we no longer just speak louder and more slowly to make ourselves understood.
>On a brighter note, we have finally ditched the "'socks and sandals' image that has dogged us for so many years. We were voted the best-dressed tourists in the survey, beating the stylish French.
dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-608853/Are-worlds-worst-tourists.html (source of OP's tired image)

the problem is not the rable, drunk germans are not nearly as savage as drunk brits, not even in the same level of destruction.

The problem with german tourists are the pedos and other deviants that go to poor countries and do shit with relative impunity (or so they think).
we caught two last year, both of them red handed (because they did it in public places)

Frogs will never recover from this.

I remember that one picture of some fat fuck in thailand after the tsunami, I guess there's something true about this.

Germans like exotisch little girls.

They could as well stay in Germany for that now.

Arabs aren't exotic anymore.
Young guys are in for the latina meme and the old ones either get a russian woman or some asean woman.

My god, French? Why?

French and German are all round the worse excluding Chinese tourists

Yes, RER is full of niggers.
It's a shame, because it's the only efficient way to get to areas where there are few of them.

I smashed a fat ass German girl in Ibiza last summer so thank you for that

>English people below the age of twenty-five vacationing in Spain

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Swiss are all asshole.

I hate them.

You should blame your countrymen just as much as us, you have entire towns to cater to those people specifically, no other med countries do it as much as you

I honestly feel the Russians are the worst.
Rude, obnoxious, loud, aggressive and the majority of them have some issue or the other with paying the bill.
Unfortunately, we keep pandering to them so much that we started printing menu cards in Russian.
Brit tourists that usually come here are more calm and level headed. Mainly because we get the retired people.

imagine being this weak and pathetic and being proud of it

It’s not artificial DANGET

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