/brit/

got depression because I don’t have a job

Oh wow
A rat

Nothing real about it and shant be recycling it either due to your lies.

sue

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would love to feed poisoned meat to your canine

It's called breakfast because you're breaking your fast. Mind blown

need you out of business sunshine

Don't own any pets and never have. But at least dogs are useful.

Ah yes
cat people

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>FOY
ya, like 35th of Nevuary
heh

having a proper argument with my gf, she thinks that an overweight man can still be attractive and im telling her its literally impossible but shes adamant theres some cases where its true

got so mad before i genuinely considered breaking up with her over it

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anime

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any shit pube beard in

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Me

Sick day off work, proper comfy got a movie on the go and I’m feeling lovely

how can obese men be attractive but not obese women

this is why we need feminism

but why do you care?

get fat and prove her wrong

My cats get rid of all the rodents in my garden, lad. They used to eat and shit up the place before I got the 2 cats. Now the garden is flourishing.

her ex or the her side nigbha is fattie yo

how many kids is she having

vegetarians owning cats I will never understand

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190

depends on the level of overweight we're talking, someone who's chubby can certainly be attractive but if we're talking 25 stone blokes then obviously not

Wrong, it has been scientifically proven that cats attract vermin and spread parasites. Any perceived rat catching effects are purely placebo.

*Inhales
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
LITERALLY LONDON TIER

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Found about 20 McDonald’s monopoly stickers in my jeans pockets. Either I’ve been drunkenly scoffing maccys or nicking people’s stickers

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Krauts are vermin and should be shot on sight.

face is so boring I don't even get any (you)s

Fully agree, would have the place to myself then.

if you dont get (you)s after face posting it usually means you're normal looking, the only people who get them are usually ugly or deformed

you literally live in Bosnia, mujo

worllldstaaar

Fuck off, nigger.

>not going to the george inn

agree with this post

horrible little soy runts

Cyкa Блять!

youtube.com/watch?v=wK7LhjPb0-I

any weebs in?
got a question needs answering

toil ends in 1 (one) hour

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but I want attention

toil starts in 1.2 hours

For me, it's 20 minutes

Britgays

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Yes but you guys are supposed to be a shining light in the darkness of the Balkans. We are a known shithole, you guys are supposed to be better.

Asked my jap friend what her dad does
She said something like video editing
I asked for more detail and she said she didn't know much about it
He works in porn, doesn't he?

Coming to /brit/ just for attention is pathetic, like it's being done because you're too afraid to post on Facebook or similar

>problem comes along
what do

based

blind to the target, focus on sight..sight sight sight
straight through the center, infrared light light light

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Blows my gourd wide open when people want to introduce additional children into the world when there are already perfectly good single mothers with children who need fathers

Panic
It's what i do.

gattini che parla

P=NP

>do an all-nighter
>practically a zombie
>still the most knowledgeable and intelligent person in my uni group work today, be the only person brainstorming ideas and moving the with forward
utterly amazed at how pathetic peons are

Brits need to leave /brit/ immediately. You have been evicted.

*moves the with forward*

No that would be Slovenia

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still a virgin

oh give it a rest mate

Excuse me?

>>do an all-nighter
>>practically a zombie
>>still the most knowledgeable and intelligent person in my uni group work today, be the only person brainstorming ideas and moving the with forward
>utterly amazed at how pathetic peons are

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>user! don’t touch my bum here :o wait till we get home you’re in for it ;)

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I said Slovenia is the shining light of the Balkans region

Vile looking specimen

they dont need fathers, just father figures which could be provided by joining the local mosque

Britmodo

I... said the same thing
Read my post again.

And in your thighs, I see the missing pieces

Hey

ello mate

Maybe a quick hand-hold in the coatroom, love

FUCKING STATE REEEEEEEEEE

bbc.com/news/uk-43337775

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>BBC

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nothing better than going up some stairs right behind a lass with a big jiggly bum so it's bouncing right in front of your face as you go up

*Smacks it with a whip

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i like Banja Luka

a bosnian, a slovenian and an azeri walk into brit...

I happen to be from there actually.
I agree that it's nice here.

lol

and a lad from Oxford pozzes them all

>Lincoln's first purpose-built mosque is already settling into the city's skyline.

Is it fuck, it just looks like a Homebase with a big bloody green dome on the top. Who gives these things planning permission?