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I wouldn’t want to spend a year anywhere filled with browns

good lad

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so it's now officially been two weeks without any word from the gf

Me on the left

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>people have a duty to chose the lesser of two evils

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But why?

Lancashire is better than yorkshire in practically every way

*chooses the lesser of two weevils*

>hear baby sister squealing with laughter on her i-pad
>go over and say "what have you got there babs"
>she says "look user look, its funny!"
>look at the screen
>its squidward dabbing

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lol she gone

South Brazil is full of Germans

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>people should instead vote for their political rivals so they can have more power and maybe society will collapse and you will feel vindicated

this is like cokelad thinking he's alpha for handing out gifts to women in relationships

has she been kidnapped

nonce freak

clueless

She’s just taken her first steps towards being blacked

>open suitcase on my mums bed
THEY'RE GOING AWAY
HOUSE TO MYSELF
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Brazil's problems aren't nearly as bad as Mexico's cartel problems
There's also a lot of bunda

>Gruggs sausage roll

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Why is this fat nigger Yank obsessed with cokelad?

yeah I'm sending liam neeson to find her

good lad now you can bring the gf over

i drink twinnings english breakfast tea

>gf in Cancun with her mates for a bachelorette arty
>hand't texted me for a while
>finally does, and iit was at 3am and it just said "sorry"
>She finally responds today and said she was just drunk and was saying "sorry" for her lack of cell service, but she's "having fun and misses me!"

dont know if I should push or not

lmao do guys actually do this???

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It's not about feeling vindicated because the collapse happened.
It's about cutting off the foot rather than walking around with rotting necrosis.

>not YORKSHIRE tea

m8

Mate she’s getting the life fucked out of her

I am not, I was using him as an analogy you pea-brained cretin

what do you do with it

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Britain is pretty pathetic ngl.

why do the english have an almost schizophrenic opinion over scottish independence? half the time its "good you leech jocks you just take everything fuck off" and the other half is "waaaaaaaah we are brotherhood of nations" and talking about the empire and the wars etc.

just wondering.

Even if she isn't pregnant your future baby will have microchimerism.

*Inhales

why would you say that

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Beat the every single detail second by second out of her when she gets back.

Because he has a cock probably

pol gimmick

we did that already

>practically
So now you can tell us - in which ways is it worse?

couldn’t fucking care less about “scotland”

...

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happy st. poo man's day laddddss

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i support scottish independence because i support decentralisation of power

anthropo- or zoomorphization of genitalia is the most disgusting thing

The american cuckold

weed didn't come in the post

can't buy that here

>just take everything
All the oil and gas money is in London.

i don't mind scot independence the only thing that bothers me is that we won't be able to use the union jack anymore

>why doesn’t everyone in England have the same opinion.

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Funny how the fat nigger Yank knows who he is even though I didn't quote him.

Nah she loves me too much.

Might just let her have fun

No.

manny on the map

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Unironically did this, wouldn’t let my ex gf out of my room for 8 hours until she admitted she lied to me. Made her repeat her story over and over

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My father is Leeds because he saw them win the Champions League when he was a little younger than me, probably had to do with the timing of the junta ending at that period

they did this the last two times and it was annoying then too

you begin to realise these far-left numpties only exist in our society because life is so comfortable for them to actually survive in it
if we had a major war or a major economic crisis or a civilisational collapse, traditional survivalist mentality would kick in and these gender/sexuality/feminism/diversity freaks would vanish from political discourse almost immediately

are you kidding mate, is this a joke?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=L6jyRavwbcI

any lean rap man in

>having a gf
It's not fair

This is a good thing. Why would this be bad?

>lelds

I can't take this questioning gender/sex shit seriously and I am baffled it's almost in the mainstream now

it's like the Jews that run the media are just seeing how gullible consumers are and what they'll fall for

5 months in

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>It's not fair
Neither's Frank Bruno's arse but we don't go on about it.

The Scottish should be forced to live in the lefty government they want so bad

Human infants as young as 3 months old have the ability to distinguish between male and female.

any Bolton man in?

What have you accomplished in 2018?

Imagine thinking your gf texting you “sorry” at 3am whilst on a girls holiday is anything other than a drunken admission of guilt.

Some people don’t even know they’re born lads

The English should be forced to live in the caliphate government they want so bad

don't, be a good lad, do you love her?

Ask her how it is down there, isn't she afraid to be in Mexico?

got an offer to go to university

yes goyim
vote for me and all your wildest dreams will come true eventually

Does a failed suicide attempt count?

US election was in 2016 wtf

they already do

Are you implying Corbyn is a jew?

had my first car crash

It seems closer because Trump wasn't sworn in until 2017.

she probably has syphilis and he will get it like Mr. Rochester

got down voted for no reason fuck off

weren't they good in the 70s?

could've sworn it was last year. hmmm

Does dropping out of college, losing my job recently and having constant anxiety attacks count as an accomplishment?

My gas company keeps telling me they need to install a smart meter. It sounds like total shit to me and I've heard horror stories about them all over the place. I don't want to upgrade to this shite, do I have to?

No strings attached, she’s going to take your virginity and let you do whatever you want to her. Would you?

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2017 basically didn't happen for me, literally nothing of importance happened and it, the whole year, just felt like a somewhat long afternoon