Be American

>get free apple on flight back home from Europe
>save it for later
>border customs confiscates it, and fines you for 500 dollars for carrying contraband

My sides, what the fuck is wrong with this country?

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i accidentally once carried an apple into US in 2015 but they just threw away no fine tho

But you are warned not to take any food from the plane. KLM did. In Australia they will hang you for it.

probably they told her that she had to throw it away and she went full entitled ameriburger about her rights and amendments, asking for the manager etc

All she had to do was declare that she had it.
They would have just thrown it in the trash and she would be on her way.
Even if she "forgot" to declare it and they found it, they usually let you off for the first offense.
My guess is she was being a complete cunt to the border agents. Her face really has that "let me speak to your manager" look to it

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>I said, you WILL eat everything on your plates, or I'm throwing you out the plane myself!
>m-mais mon Chér, we are ze full, we cannot possibly fit more into ze bellies of us
>That's Miss to you you son of a bitch, I'm a stewardess, not some European whore! I ought to teach you how real American manners!
>Is zat... uhh
>Mein Gott, I think sie has got ein gun! She has got a gun!
>If you come to our country, you will act like one of us! Speak proper English! Finish your meal! Vote republican!
>*cocks gun*
>Now eat I say! Eat, eat, eat until you are stuffed enough to feel diabetes slowly gripping your frail European bodies and your bellies are bulging!

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>be american
>decide to have an apple instead of a twinkie, big mac, and diet coke
>fined thousands of dollars for being healthy
could you imagine?

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>Even if she "forgot" to declare it and they found it, they usually let you off for the first offense.

Nice try, TSA shill. Anyone who's flown into your country knows the fucking Nazi regime that is airport security.

I just a raw peanut butter from an MRE because I was feeling peckish. Dumb bitch doesn't seem to grasp the fact that apples tastle like a nigger's ballsack.

Why would a "TSA shill" waste his time defending CBP?

>be European
>be so dumb you can't keep track of apples that you need to declare
then again by now you're a continent of Ahmeds who think that you can just carry clock-bombs onto airlines casually

>apples tastle like a nigger's ballsack
Why would you guys make such flavoured apples?

>be american
>have stirpper name

>apples taste like a nigger's ballsack.
what kind of fucking apples are you eating?

>be European
She was named after a rappers drink I can assure you she’s American

And I'm an American calling the woman dumb. The only people ITT in here who are defending her are Europeans, who apparently identify with not having the mental fortitude to declare items you carry on an airline.

If you defend her, you are as bad as her.

>Anyone who's flown into your country knows the fucking Nazi regime that is airport security.
100% true. Also you will get shot within 5 minutes of leaving the airport. Please don't come here, it is too dangerous
t. Florida

>t. Florida
You're going to bomb your state's economy with the amount of Huezilians who come to visit you for Disney and electronics shopping

hues are more than welcome
it is the leafs that come here that can fuck off

Florida seems cool. The cruise ships and the Disney stuff and swamp animals that wants to eat you.. A plane ticket costs so much money. I'm to poor for that.

Don't waste your money. If you want to see the US, go to Utah, Arizona, or Montana. There is nothing here except shopping, overpriced theme parks, and urban sprawl

there's nothing wrong with this

yeah our ecosystem will get completely fucked if anything from europe, asia or america is introduced here
we have major problems with foxes, rabbits, cane toads, donkeys, pigs, goats, camels etc