/brit/

took the 'inder date to the 'way

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aussie bender user's nan is sad his uncle died :(

turns out... little chimp

cant imagine if you saw my shit jar

Choon Lads
[YouTube] Forefather - When Our England Died (embed)

Wearily to the last battle they strode
Onward through day and through night
To death they did go but they let them know the power of Angelisc might

Together they walked and together they'd fall
Under the Autumn sky
With victory song behind shield-wall strong
They slashed and they battered with pride

Over river and stream and through forest and field
They marched with fire in their eyes
Wiping the sweat from their brows
For miles they had fared and no effort was spared
On the day when our England died

Over river and stream and through forest and field
We'll march with fire in our eyes
Like the forefathers of old
For miles we shall fare and no effort we'll spare
Till the day when our England's revived

she'd love it >:D

killed over 40 yanks in my life

didnt shed a tear once

oh you're hard

If the potato munchers spent half the time they spent making neat chuuns on actually fighting the brits they might've had their unified Ireland

m.youtube.com/watch?v=0yuFy_qjolU

yeah I vape

eww
only non-whites eat subway here

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Did you really expect that to work? It's a symptom of an infection, not a fucking ingrown hair. Go to a doctor.

>subway
alri 2008

why is nearly everyone who is pushed by the lame stream media some sort of light brown colour

SKEPTA

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lmao youd probably cry if you saw me hit one from 50 yards out

struggling with my gender identity

also im a pakistani white nationalist

what's your punish a yank score lad

shan't believe it until you post it

fucking hell the NHS has gone down hill

i imagine yanks let out a long squeaky fart when they die

maybe that's why they find school shootings so hilarious

I eat subway all the time

I don't know why cucks find this funny as black men regularly sexually harass and assault white women

always eat Subway when I'm abroad. no clue why

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she took the cap off her drink? red flag
she didn't polish her nails? red flag
eats with elbows on the table? red flag

hope you ditched

subway is the biggest rip off on earth

in liverpool, the term "wog head" is still in wide usage despite it obviously having racist roots
why are scousers so based?

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trip back on moni

I’ve done it before years ago and they disappeared for good. Unfortunately I caught another strain from someone and this one single wart won’t fuck off

need to start a band and get a goth gf

are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

accidentally sent a nude snapchat to my mum instead of the 6.8

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reminder britain has the correct stance on abortion and it's ireland who in the wrong

anyone who disagrees can leave our civilisation and trod back to the wilderness

anime

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you probably live in iowa or something so it doesn't matter

spiked my mums tea with MDMA once, what a night

>brainless vegetable baby granted italian citizenship to drag the fiasco on even further
why can't they just fucking let it go and unplug him oh my days SHITALY

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sue

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I fucking hate Americans.

fuck off murderer

Catholic vermin

the 6.8 died

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>killing babies because the whore mother wants to ride more cocks for another 12 months

uh yeah lol

the word 'faggot' is very common in liverpool but not as a gay slur

might do this to the tea at work

literally me after my ket sesh on saturday lol

what a strange place

the 6.8 in work has hiv

make your story arc believable

tits haha yes lad

fuck off murderer

youtube.com/watch?v=ya0PvPGVxkE

very informative video

lmao

Hope he recovers and starts claiming Italian dole

no difference between current abortion and what they used to do back in the day with new borns. Just it's prettier to do since you don't have to clean up the splattered mess.

quit uni now I want to go back to uni

Hello my ragtime gal

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alri deano

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what’s for tea /brit/?

Trying to decide currently

Accepting gf applications

Might just dedicate my entire life to try and think of the greatest /brit/ post ever

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indeed
twitter.com/calmdownlad/status/850670483767001089?lang=en

look at this when you have a spare minute
buckstbh.wordpress.com/

>believe in an eternal paradise afterlife
>but also refuse to let people clinically die and instead keep them on life support indefinitely even though consciousness has long gone
Hmm truly a puzzling position

Just had half o' a M&S spaghetti carbonara lad

*hands you my CV*
as you can see I'm actually trained as a bf but with a thorough HRT regimen and a bit of practice I think I'll be able to meet the requirements for this position without any difficulty

>when he doesn't watch anime

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C*tholics are barely better than pagans

that's me in the twitter video

just had:
8 fish fingers
full plate of chips
4 chocolate caramel squares
2 kitkats
after eights
3 large cups of tea

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Why aren’t these distraught parents acting rationally and logically?

bit of a spender are we doug? heard you got a pay rise but didnt realize it was an M&S type pay rise

you can't prove their conscience is gone you utter half testicle.

the original deano pasta
either that or the best of the bollock posts

apocalypse now redux is too long

the 6.8 just mysteriously died very suddenly
out of respect I will never post about her again

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>M&S

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Going the right way about a smack Fritzl

youtube.com/watch?v=49OVcpVFWZ0

has anyone here tried LSD

what was it like