So then your Korean girlfriend arrives at her parents home

>So then your Korean girlfriend arrives at her parents home.
>Mum, dad. I want you to meet user, my boyfriend
What do, Jow Forums?

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Hilarious with the fantasies. Meanwhile in the real world, this is the reality

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God I don't wanna meet my gf's family. Old white people scare me. They're gonna ask me about my job and "my country".

Konichiwa

And politics. Hate that, man.

i'll try to be as polite as possible.

But nobody's gonna stop me from cumming deep inside my Korean girlfriend. If only I had one.

Ni hao.

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GLORY TO KIM IR SEN!

Yo wadap homies?! Anyohaseyou and shit ya? Cute girl right there congratz, kids soon don't worry you all guys, I will take care of this baby girl and I mean not just tonight.

how do you do parents!

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Is there really a chink insect behind EVERY Canadian flag? What a dire country.

>tfw I unironically have one and you can't do anything about it

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Play them at their game. Insinuate they are not real Canadians. Ask them where they're really from.

yes

kek

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It's, ding-dong, idiots.

Well first of all I don't think asian girls are attractive but let's go along with your story.

I'd be slightly flustered at first sight, say good morning/whatever nice to meet you and introduce myself with a kiss in the cheek and a handshake or maybe knowing how autistic asians are I'd avoid the kiss.

And that's it, we don't fall for passive agressive shit here so even if they'd try I wouldn't care or just answer with a question.

>"Hello fellow easterners. I bring fruits and precious metals from the west to trade. If the price is right that is."

I am happy for you man. Really.

Thank you!

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rape mom
kill dad
rape and kill gf
kill myself

herro, preasure to meet you! when will the cerebratory dog be served? i am hungry! *farts*

I act real nice throughout the evening, then when we are done, I fuck the shit out of my Korean waifu.