God I wish I was German or Swedish

God I wish I was German or Swedish.

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I wish I could speak German and French but I'm glad to be raised in the Anglosphere.

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I was literally born 70 km away from being greek.

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Love for nigger dicks doesn't require changing your nationality though
I know it may seem so, but g*rms and sw*des don't actually have a monopoly on that

Wish I was finnish, bros...

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Wish I was Swiss

you dodged a bullet

Why would Achmed want to be finnish?

Wish I was Jewish

Unironically wish I was Italian, tbqhwu.

Wish I was danish

Dodged a bullet but got run over by a train.

Wish I was Danish, oh wait lol

I have German ancestry.

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God I wish I was dead.

i wish i was australian

Wish I was American t b h

Wut?

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>God I wish I was German or Swedish.
>was

It's "were".

too weird

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It's never too late. I'll be more than content to take you as my prize, Bong.

Do you think anyone wants to be born a nigger?

Emigrate

I'm giving this frog lark a shot. It's not so bad. Being aussie is better though.

Why do you hate me? =(

I wish I was over 190cm.