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Too quick right now xx lets keep this thread until 400 shall we, not like jannys gonna stop us xx

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Miss the early 00's lads

Soyboys

going to france to brutally murder a disgusting nonce

sophie

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Who Monday night drinking?

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Boys who consume Soy

I NEED TO BE LOVED

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>I've error logged my new enemy at work to the point that they're going to be put on a coaching plan

Delicious

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yeah i've seen my bro's back and chest acne and its absolutely fucking vile, like the devil himself had touched him

earthy boys

need a rose gf

Put an attention seeking Snapchat story up and got bare girls messaging me

smoking some mari hana boys

why are you such a cunt?

Imagine Emma Watson sitting on your face. Then imagine shortly thereafter her letting one rip, all the while you are trying to inhale and sniff as much of it as possible. Must be heaven.

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I drink all day every day

nth for Stromae

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what is there to love in you?

what is wrong with you?

i stopped drinking milk so i don't get face acne anymore but i still have some back acne and i don't know how to get rid of it

dont even want to imagine, glad it didnt reach her face so i can still wank to her

not a christian and i don't believe in God but i do try to live my life as if i were Jesus Christ

think he's a beautiful man (no homo)

good taste

it's a sign of a mentally deranged person to make enemies everywhere you go

>Acne

Genetic trash

cambridge team on university challenge creep me out

haven't felt the touch of female in nigh on three years lads

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Boys who consume semen (mine)

brits are islandic dutch

all my clothing is XS/S
im very thin nd feminine wish someone would dress me in a skirt and collar and absolutely destroy me

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is this the person you're jealous of?

He's my enemy (though he doesn't know it)

I'm not a cunt to some randoms, THAT would be a cunt move

Besides, they're all legit errors that I reported, I didn't make stuff up

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>user y-you don't think i'm... ugly.. right?

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why do you have two tripcodes?

i feel good

Where abouts are you?

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what a sad little creature you are

genuinely wouldnt be able to kiss her no matter how cute she'd be without the spots

I want to smell her farts.

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Enemies find me, I don't go looking for them

The answer you're looking for is yes

Though if I'm honest, yeah, I am jealous

Other one is for phone posting

you know that video where some mexican cartel tortures a guy, they've got him hooked up on so much meth there's no way he can pass out and every sensation is dialed up to 1000%, they're literally skinning and tearing the flesh and muscle off his face, gouged his eyes out, he's just screaming, and funkytown is playing in the background
one of the most horrific things ever done by a human being
I wouldn't wish it on anyone
except

taking lsd completely removed any negativity from my personality

feel like i'm capable of infinite love at the moment

what hrt pills do you take?

sup gaylord

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take
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no youre really cute can i eat the cruesli from your face babe?

What's sad about taking vengeance? The cunt move would be to take it like a cuck

the gf fingers or rubs my boy poochy on the odd occasion when she sucks me off or whilst i'm fucking her

>Enemies find me, I don't go looking for them

>He's my enemy (though he doesn't know it)

done it once and Im much more kind and positive, I definitely get the hippy communist earth vibes from it, my mates have a different trip apparently

*plays the national anthem*

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imagine knowingly engaging with a nonce in 2018 how pathetic can you be

Prog and Cypro

Should probably add Progesterone, not sure if too late though

yeah makes me feel quite earthy

um no sweaty they all have the circle tangent to a line except for the leftmost image x

fuck you

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dinners served

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whole country of Mexico needs to be nuked

actually vile

half of /brit/ is filtered at this point

nice

>beano mug

kino

He's a puppet of management, they elevated him to my status despite his inferiority

They knew I wouldn't just accept this

some rasheed killed 9 people with a van today in toronto

decent bit of scran that get it down you

thinking of becoming mpreg

don't think i've ever seen or met a single tranny who didn't have severe psychological issues

hi my name is glog cunt

will justin cuckdeu name a national holiday after him?

broke: traps
woke: shota

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how do you know it was Rasheed? do you know him?

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Where do you work Moni?

reuters says hes white

closeted

depressed

you're a spiteful human being, you know that?

let love in moni, its not too late

take lsd, smoke a joint, chill the fuck out

no it was Achmed

find it hard to believe anyone could be inferior to you

no shit
they literally believe that they are something they are not

video shows he has an arabic accent

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Im a 2/10 during the day but can sometimes push myself up to a 5/10 on a night out

this is what /a/ actually believes

sharia may

alright lass

cure for severe mental illness lads

ribena says he hates pakis but he fucking acts like one.

reckon i'd be a 7.5/10 if i shaved all my hair off and fixed my posture

lsd microdosing

alri

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Emma! *BRAAAAAAAAP* Emma please...*BRAAAAAAAPP PFFFLUURRRPPFF* Emma it smells incredible...*SNIFF* Deliciously rank! *BRAAAAAAP* Elementary my dear Watson. *inhales heavily* Emma more! *BRAAAAAAAAAAAP*

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Saw a literal golem get ye gone on the tram today. Made me sit up ramrod straight in my seat.

letting a lad bum you

he quite literally is one