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not living, never will
epic style
>rating mirai nikki above cowboy bebop
flirt among loads of part time things desu not really found anything I properly jell with usually only end up making ~£10,000 ontop of my allowance don't really need to make anymore desu even in london lifestyle pretty good
give me gay
>protogf said she has a headache and she's turning her phone off
what does that even mean??
anime
pitbulls need gotten rid of
not sure why but women are all of a sudden starting to pay attention to me, not just paying attention to me but also making efforts to get my attention too.. it's nice and all but i'd much rather be left alone for the most part
she's going to shag chad
*INHALES*
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Enjoying the new nakedposting gimmique
w-why is she smiling at me like that
Fucking hell lads this one I met out telling me she's wet over text.
Should I tell her to grab a towel haha
love scully reaction images
might do a cheeky 'cide soon
hate you runts my sister is the same way, parents give her a hefty allowance and she just does little art gimmicks in the city
always ends up with no savings despite her allowance being about what I make
Here's an old meme for you:
Earthy
no give me her number haha
never understood this joke. always assumed the joke was that there it didn't make sense
St. Patrick but for insects
>shaved
>girly jeans
>feminine pose
you don't deserve the mantle of gay
go fuck a hairy lumberjack then we'll talk
pitbulls and staffs are the shittiest dogs imaginable
it's not a joke, it's a meme
unironically structurally different
who posted this last night? post moar
pibble cuties :)
have brands like North Face and Patagonia always been expensive
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some of us actually try to live life yank
its over if youre not chad
i used to wander around my flat naked all the time
loved it
now i always wear socks and undies, and usually a dressing gown and/or a t-shirt
until i have to go out, then i get dressed properly of course, though i have seen someone in the corner shop wearing a dressing gown once
mr cuddles is the nicest and most friendly dog i've ever owned (unironically)
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had a massive argument over whether the earth is flat or not with the senpai tonight lads. if you stand on a really tall building in new york and squint your eyes out to sea you can see Cornwall in the distance thats just a fact
is that an owl sticker on the mirror
why are you still posting on here?
get over there
very earthy
don't fear pitbulls because they could never kill me
calle ocho
*rips your arm from your body*
no its the phone holder finger thing
unironically below average looks bit of breast does not make up for the rest
want a bernese mountain dog
see one walking about sheffield city centre a lot and it looks so cute and fluffy
not too excited about picking up big dog poos though
And here's why that's a good thing...
look how hench he is, he was bred to kill
only a matter of time until he kills a baby
abominable fake tits
nope hes a good boy, hangs onto my every word
muslim
gay
paki
prime
minister
and don't you EVER forget that
ah, t'pol
*unloads a magazine from my automatic rifle into cornwall*
doesn't look like it
>its over if youre not chad
it was shot up like an hour later
who cares, bender
ex gf just whatsapped me again after i ignored her a few weeks ago, and rang me about 20 mins ago, feel nervous 2bh, don't know why she's suddenly taken an interest in me and seems desperate to to speak to me, she's about 5 months too late
i kissed my mate once
it was fine because we're both red-blooded heterosexuals and there was no sexual element involved
its the circle one all girls have one nowadyas
Will America be the first country to legalise noncery?
looks like this thread is too square to understand the earthy meme
might buy a bike to be honest. bikes are great, one time payment and you can travel anywhere, FOR FREE
he wouldnt kill anything, hes only that defined because i have him on a high protein raw meat diet and walk him 3 miles total every day, hes soft as shit
dave's going doopin mental again
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they live like six years at most, a shame they're top dogs
>first country to legalise noncery
uhhh pick up a history book sweetie
>Age of Consent: 14
I have ascended
literally wtf lads I'm having a nice text convo with her and suddenyl she says shes got a headache and shes turning her phone off like does she find me boring
*c-walks into the thread*
>/brit/ thinks this is absolutely fine
>14
Too old
same used to do this for laughs with boys in the scouts
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fuck off back to
send her the ibuprofen emoji
>sending obscure emojis
virgin alert@@@@@@
have a lowkey fetish of girls who probably "shouldn't" be showing as much skin/wearing as tight clothing as they do it. The exhibitionism when people don't really want to see really turns me on desu might have to wank to this right now
I'm a giant autist. She doesn't know this yet
>gif
fuck off
This hurts to watch
once tried to meet up with a girl on Jow Forums about four years ago
she never sent me an email
still cry about it from time to time
l'm a man of superior dick
wh*tes aren't human
Love how everyone loses their shit over people noncing girls, but nobody gives one about people noncing boys.
antiq gimmique