Plebs drink coffee, patricians drink tea

Plebs drink coffee, patricians drink tea

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Btw I posted this while drinking coffee because I am a plebeian

Those who drink soda are below plebs

pleb here
ever see rome, the patricians were super jealous of the plebs

Based, matcha tea is my favourite

The true ascended enjoy both.

>he doesn't exclusively drink loose-leaf tea imported from china

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its the opposite actually
lazy fags drink tea
active chads dring coffee

No. Active Chads do not need coffee in order to stay awake. Only lazy betas do that

lazy fags still drink their tea crossing their legs like literal faggots lmao

>Tea
Poorfag tier
>Coffee
Soyboy tier
>Soft drinks
Underage tier

>Water
Patrician tier

maybe because in your shithole tapwater is a nono

Chads needs only water

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>Chad
>drinks bottled water
Where Chad goes, springs of water that heals cancer open up.

i'm drinking vodka and smoking camels. rate?

???

>lazy fags drink tea
Minimum effort tea:
1. insert teabag into cup
2. pour in water
3. wait several minutes, paying attention to the time so as not to end up with too weak or too strong a brew
4. remove teabag

Minimum effort coffee:
1. put coffee powder into cup
2. pour in water
3. stir for a few seconds

>tea preparation
>long minutes to wait reading a faggy book in rocking chair asking what his wife's doing
>coffee preparation
>maximum 2 minutes to wait, drank at the speed of light, ready to impregnate tea fags women

>i drink tea

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>I drink tea

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That's because you drink shit coffee
1. Pre-heat coffee machine
2. Grind beans
3. Tamper coffee powder (critical step)
4. Time how long extraction takes (20-25 seconds)
5. Drink delicious manly espresso