/brit/

Rate my new outfit lads.

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lel

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>Stuffed the upper ranks of his army and politics with Alawites, who are despised by the majority of his population
>Allowed jihadists into Iraq through Eastern Syria during the Iraq War
>Didn't deal with the drought and massive influx of rural populations into the city
>Reversed political reforms he brought in at the beginning of his reign
>Ignored the genuine calls for change during the Arab Spring
>Ordered the army to crush protests
>Allowed Iran, Hezbollah and Russia to enter his country and shore up his regime
>Indiscriminately bombed densely populated residential areas
>Probably used chemical weapons

Literally cannot even deny this shit but go on, I like seeing you try.

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>Beto scares President Donald Trump off
based

>did go on a massive bender through thursday to sunday thoo
wow ur botty boo must be sore

dave

Hope that one day I find a gf I love and loves me back so I can finally relate and understand to buzzcocks songs but I guess till then I'll just continue enjoying their sweet melodies

youtube.com/watch?v=l_1lqPjmsII

all you had to do was not reply

I want to sniff Emma Watson's knickers.

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lmaooo

Elliot Rodger here

pervert

fucking idiot

this is all par for the course in a middle eastern country full of, and surrounded by, muslims
i don't agree with his actions, but he didn't start the war
it's easy to shit on a leader making tough decisions that turn out to be wrong when he's under the kinds of pressure our leaders haven't faced since ww2
has he really indiscriminately bombed residential areas?
never heard about that, would like a source on that one, that would be inexcusable

don't like the brows

london girls

*blocks your path*

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why are you being rude to me?

Any /pissdrawer/ man in tonight?

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another pervert

really wish there was a standard length for each event so i didnt have to wedge them in wherever they fit

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>mum
not yank
>costume
>he didn't have spiderman pajamas
poor kid
i bet the dog did do it

imagine being triggered bc sum1 responded to me

lol

think i might have prostatis

bet the joker is checking this out and laughing his head off

Niggers tounge my anus

Imagine the sad, pathetic piece of shit that spends his life putting something like this together.

if you could airtight and make it easily removable that wouldnt be a bad idea, chamber pots were used for hundreds of years

>tounge

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BASED fucking ed

ahh
now to sit about in my room on /brit/ until about 5am where I get tired enough to attempt to go to bed
but really what happens is that I lie down in my bed staring up at the fuzzy darkness for about 2 hours before finally dozing off
then I get rudely awakened by my alarm at midday and I feel terrible for the next 4 hours

ease up there lad NZ is a good poster

cunt

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I hate canadians
bit glad they got fucked today

self hypnosis mate
talktherapies.wordpress.com/2014/09/09/self-hypnosis-the-betty-erickson-method/

Sad twats, get a fucking grip

jealous

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best film ost of all time?
youtube.com/watch?v=pw8mOUEaY-k

Would fucking have any of you soft cunts in this thread at this very present point in time.

Pic is me.

You fucking heard.

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>Imagine the sad, pathetic piece of shit that spends his life putting something like this together.

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business idea: give away tax money to materialistic blacks/pakis so they can frivolously spend money

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Do you know what 'jealousy' is, you absolute runt?

almost none of that has to do with what user asked. nobody is denying that assad is a strongman you retard. he's almost certainly better than the alternative which we've seen 4 separate times by now. you're still hung up on seeing him as a baddie and romanticizing the idea what when he's ousted syria is going to immediately turn into some kind of legitimate and stable democracy which is insanely idiotic

bucks is actually quite fat these days
quite overweight

I told the leaf this last night
hypnosis doesn't work on me

hot

business idea: no more racism

hypnosis
lucid dream
all a load of shite grow up

Why does he have such a fat neck/head?

bought these 'enhancement pills'/supplements for libido not thinking they'd do much, had an erection from when i went to sleep to when i woke up that didn't go away for about 4 hours after i woke up

carried on going straight after i came twice, shit was insane dawg

verminous piglet

toil toil toil toil
tax tax tax tax
big business got it all

sucking a fag (cigarette)

My workplace

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Sum up the future in one pic

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lorazepam 1mg

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he looks like he has a chink's head shape

Red X means "enemy"

bit perturbed at emma watson poster's continued survival

it looks like

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the work of a literal sociopath

oh no the weird transwoman is here again

We don’t care.

mentally ill apecoon

what do you consider a Chad?

what the actual fuck is wrong with you?
Is this the start of a new saga

While grammaticalisation theory can explain the long-term changes, there are additional factors to consider when studying ongoing changes at close range, mostly of sociolinguistic or discourse-pragmatic nature. Americanisation, colloquialisation and democratisation consider regional, stylistic and social explanations in the process of language change (cf. Mair 2006, Leech et al. 2009).

The concept of Americanisation covers the idea that American English norms influence usage in other Anglophone communities through the demographic weight and global exposure of this variety. Note that not every occurrence of American forms in British English is due to Americanisation in this sense. Sometimes it merely indicates that both varieties develop into the same direction at different speed. The notion of colloquialisation takes into account that in the last few centuries written language has become increasingly colloquial. Finally, democratisation theory relates ongoing language change with social developments.

just sort your sleeping pattern out, where you're getting up at 8-9 am without an alarm

honestly, it's the only way to wake up and not feel like shit

see

focking true mate

I don't like that Jow Forums is being brought up in connection to those racist murderers. I am part of Jow Forums and I want to think I am a progressive person.

have had direct experience of both, and both have been proven to exist in scientific laboratory experiments

yankification is the new black plague

different posters

>chinese taller than bruce
as if

ah yes
I do that every now and then
I do an all-nighter, stay up until 8pm the next day
go to bed early, wake up early at 3am nice and refreshed
only works for a fortnight though before I go back to the midday to 4am day

It just illustrates me current situation

Tall, strong facial features
Has a strong way of looking at you and speak, so in control and powerful
Somewhat built and has social skills

i will never be convinced trannies are normal people

Someone needs to make a recap of poleys sagas I’m getting a bit lost now.

*takes screenshots of an internet game*

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>Tall, strong facial features
>Has a strong way of looking at you and speak, so in control and powerful
>Somewhat built and has social skills
pretty good assessment

Anyone know any good comfy horror audiobooks that i can put on my ipod and listen to in bed?

I've listened to a few HP lovecraft audiobooks and radio plays and im looking for more stuff similar to this

>Tall, strong facial features
check

>Has a strong way of looking at you and speak, so in control and powerful
nope, got a very deep voice and strong accent tho

>Somewhat built and has social skills
check

I don't do drugs mate

So bored I'm watching family guy

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