Why don't non-Anglos go lobster?

Why don't non-Anglos go lobster?

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>wh*te """""""people"""""""

I got sunburns on my arms, face, and neck from sitting in the sun today.

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My right arm got sunburnt from driving for a couple of hours on a hot day, even though the window was closed.

I am non anglo and i go lobster

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Tanning is protective mechanism for wh*te skin. Anglos have some kind of failure regarding that feature, maybe due to unfortunate mutation. But others will burn too if they try to tan too fast or when the uv-dosage is too heavy for the skin to recover.

Polish American here, I don't think I've ever burned but my skin has a yellowish tone to it even in winter. Most of my celtic/germanic friends get really pale, like paper pale or pinkish which probably has something to do with it

I do

Thats cause your sun was meant for black as coal abbos

it's just that the English don't know how to deal with the sun. in Australia the only people you see looking like that are English tourists

I’ve lived in sunny areas, but the only parts of my body that are pale are my shoulders and feet . Currently trying to work on that

Once got sunburnt sitting on a bench for an hour in high school.

wow good story mate

Retarded tourists don't realize there's a billion types of creams so that you don't go full lobster. They also don't realize that you're not supposed to just go and stay in the sun for the entire day when it's 35ºC, especially not as your first exposure to scorching heat.

Take it easy and you won't become like that, I've been to Australia and the place is fucking hot but Australians are not red, they're perfectly tanned.

I love teasing sunburned boys by slapping the on the back and watching the moan and make weird noises. I may be a sadist.

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slapping them*
watching them*

>tfw no lobster whitebois to slap their asses watching them moans.

>right arm
Dont tell me you also drive on the wrong side of the road

that's a giant hand

I must covered myself in suncream 50+ to not go lobster.I never tanned in my life, even when I lived in southern Spain for a year, I just go red then my skin peel off.

>spend about 4 days where im pretty much in the sun all day in Germany when they have a massive heatwave where its 30-35
>no sunscreen
>go a little red thats it, no proper burning
i'm pasty as fuck how the fuck is euro sun so weak its insane

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It was 24° on the weekend and I got a sunburn. Holy shit it was so hot.

Australians are inhuman.

i got sunburnt on just a low 30s day in Sydney where i tried to stick to the shade as much as i could, is this the power of an ozone layer?

t.

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